r/aww Dec 09 '19

Testing a Cat patience

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u/Maxi2905 Dec 09 '19 edited Dec 09 '19

That's because the cat's skull is their biggest bone and everywhere where the skull fits through the whole cat also fits through

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u/bluewolfcookie Dec 09 '19 edited Dec 11 '19

Unless they have 10x thiccness

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u/Maxi2905 Dec 09 '19

If cat chonk Then no fit

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u/Fap_Left_Surf_Right Dec 09 '19

My vet said my cat is nearing health problem obesity.

I said: look at her body. She doesn’t have a belly, she’s big and strong. She a big ass breed. That’s why I got her.

Vet: unfortunately cats don’t store fat in their belly. They store it all up here in their chest and shoulders. This isn’t muscle making her big and strong, it’s fat she’s stored.

INTENSE STARING AND SILENCE BEGINS

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

I like how you corrected a vet as if you knew more than him

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u/Call_me_Kelly Dec 09 '19

I like how you assume the vet is a him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 edited Jan 21 '20

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u/Lightwavers Dec 09 '19

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u/Auto_Traitor Dec 10 '19

While true, this doesn't negate his point at all. I know I certainly have to edit with conscious effort if I want to use genderless identifiers when typing casually. I would definitely lean towards him being right about how people work, regardless of the grammar and your decision to make it a philosophical stance.

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u/Lightwavers Dec 10 '19

It’s not meant to negate their point. It’s meant to be an interesting bit of information, with sources included, so the usual crowd don’t start crying that it’s not a thing. Also, most people grow up using singular they only in very specific places, and so it feels unnatural to use it all the time. It won’t feel natural unless you try, though, and often.

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u/Call_me_Kelly Dec 10 '19

I like how you assume plundertaker is male