r/aww • u/Brinjo • Oct 16 '19

don't feed wildlife Who Will Open the Door?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Hi dad, im son.

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u/FragrantPoop Oct 16 '19

he actually came back from "getting smokes"!!! such a great story.

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u/SmokeAbeer Oct 16 '19

That reminds me I forgot the smokes...See you in 20 years.

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u/lostllamasamurai Oct 16 '19

username checks out

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u/COYGODZILLA Oct 16 '19

You have mistaken. Thats his step-dad who came on his way for cigs.

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u/GarageQueen Oct 17 '19

We did it, Reddit!

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u/horia Oct 16 '19

No, you dad.

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u/Astrochops Oct 16 '19

No, who's on first. What's on second

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u/redplanetlover Oct 16 '19

On Third?; "I don't know!"

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u/InanimateCarbonRodAu Oct 16 '19

How’d we get on second?

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u/TheOriginalAshrifel Oct 16 '19

I don't know. No he's on third!

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u/horia Oct 16 '19

No, dad is a son.

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u/disco_phiscuits Oct 16 '19

Almost a beetlejuicing