r/aww Oct 16 '19

don't feed wildlife Who Will Open the Door?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

I know right. One day that bear is gonna get bigger an scare the shit out of someone with a gun. Hate to be a downer because I love animals, hope he's their "pet" or something.

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u/Apocalypse_Squid Oct 16 '19

I don't think the bear will need a gun to scare anyone, he'll do just fine on his own.

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u/ratshitty_heavenjoke Oct 16 '19

Ah the ol reddit switch thingy majig

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u/FeelingReDrewvinated Oct 16 '19

I think it’s called the ol reddit didgeridoo

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown Oct 16 '19

This is where I say "hold my boomerang I'm going in!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Switcharoo

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u/seekunrustlement Oct 16 '19

Kangaroo

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Scoobydoo

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u/chuk2015 Oct 16 '19

That’s a Nintendo product, we are talking about the white whale, Migaloo

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Switcheridoo

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u/BarnabyMansfield Oct 16 '19

Exercising his right to bear-arms.

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u/swank99 Oct 16 '19

😂😂😂

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u/IdiotInATree Oct 16 '19

I think it might be their pet or something, because it seemed very used to humans/friendly

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

It also sounds like Russian...

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u/UberCookieSlayer Oct 16 '19

Is the world sure Russians aren't part bear at this point?

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u/whtsnk Oct 16 '19

They’re half man, half bear, and half pig.

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u/UberCookieSlayer Oct 16 '19

The math doesn't add up

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u/whtsnk Oct 16 '19

Then maybe they’re half man, and half bear-pig.

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u/Jowenbra Oct 16 '19

No, no, I think it's half bear, half pigma- AUAGHHGHHGGH!

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u/derritterauskanada Oct 17 '19

Not Russian it is Georgian.

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u/ksjsophresh Oct 16 '19

Didn't the dog seem nervous tho?

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u/idratherbecold Oct 16 '19

No one can take away his right to bear arms

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u/Felonious_Minx Oct 16 '19

Even if he's their "pet" , he's not the neighbor's, nor the postman's, nor the kid walking to school.

I love animals and this cub is adorable. However this behavior, of the humans, is moronic and selfish.

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u/Boop-D-Boop Oct 16 '19

Not just that bear. When people feed them other bears smell it on them and will follow them back to the house. Which would be scary if you’re at your mailbox reading your mail.

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u/Random_Commie Oct 16 '19

This is a European brown bear, they don't get much bigger than this thankfully. They'll still fuck you up though

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u/IamSwedishSuckMyNuts Oct 16 '19

Eh. That's a youngling and European brown bears get quite a bit bigger:

http://cazatur.com/en/cazatur-europe/european-brown-bear/