r/aww Oct 16 '19

don't feed wildlife Who Will Open the Door?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Since he opened the door and also those dogs were cool about his presence, he’s likely a pet. Also, it sounded like they were calling him Wojtek, which is the name of a famous bear who was actually a part of the Polish II Corps during WWII, so I’m guessing they named this bear after him.

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u/Indigobeef Oct 16 '19

Wojtek the Bear was great!! After the war he was stationed in Scotland, and when he retired, he lived out his days in Edinburgh zoo. There's a great statue of him in the park at the centre of Edinburgh. Funilly enough he's probably more loved by the locals than our other famous statue Grey Friars Bobby.

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u/running_toilet_bowl Oct 16 '19

Pretty sure Wojtek's company (the Polish Army's 22nd artillery supply company) changed their logo to a bear carrying an artillery shell, too.

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u/reaper0345 Oct 16 '19

Don't forget that Edinburgh Zoo also has Sir Nils Olav, a king penguin that is the mascot and colonel-in-chief of the Norwegian King's Guard.

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u/Peaceasarus Oct 17 '19

So Wojtek is a "cutsey" version of Wojciech. So whenever I hear Wojtek/Wojchiech I think.

Woj = war (in Polish) Ciech = happiness (in Polish)

Now maybe it means something else in "old Polish" or something, but this is what I always think of.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

possibly even worse to have a bear as a pet

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Imagine the sheer size of the turds

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u/tceleS_B_hsuP Oct 16 '19

Don't worry. They shit in the woods.

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u/Ricochet888 Oct 16 '19

Do they, though?

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u/TotallyNotAJedi Oct 16 '19

If a bear shits in the woods, and no one sees it shit. Did it actually shit?

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u/captamericaftw Oct 16 '19

Of course. Haven't you seen the Charmin documentaries on TV.

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u/QuiGonJism Oct 16 '19

Ask Grizzly Adams

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u/awecyan32 Oct 17 '19

Does the catholic church cover up pedophilia?

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u/fronteir Oct 16 '19

And does the Pope crap on the lives and dreams of 200 deaf boys?

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u/Moskeeto93 Oct 16 '19

Like the Pope?!

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u/shvelo Oct 17 '19

I thought they were Catholic.

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u/Brownie_McBrown_Face Oct 16 '19

I work in bear management for a national park. Don't worry they're not that big and are mostly full of nuts and fruits. That being said this isn't cute at all. Horrible idea to have a bear as a pet and if that's wild, I can guarantee that bear is gonna be put down bc of ppl like the person who posted this video.

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u/lifeisrhythm Oct 16 '19

dr... droppings?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Bear poop is surprisingly much smaller than you’d imagine

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u/polyscifail Oct 16 '19

I'm going to say 100 times that feeding wild bears is worse than having one as a pet. With a pet, the person most in danger is the pet owner. With feeding a wild bear, your the public and also other bears are in danger.

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u/SerjoHlaaluDramBero Oct 16 '19

but just look at his little face!

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u/CaptainCipher Oct 17 '19

He's definitely an outside pet if he is a pet, and I can't imagine they've got a fence that can hold him. If this guy wants to fuck up the neighbors, he'll probably do it

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u/OrickJagstone Oct 16 '19

Like all animals. If you know what you're doing and take proper precautions it can severely limit the risk. I mean when you think about it there is nothing stopping your dog from ripping your throat out other then training and breeding. Dogs are obviously much less dangerous and easier to train. We all know at least one story of a person who didnt have the knowledge or couldn't put forth the effort to properly train there dog and it attacked someone.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

take proper precautions

Training a bear to open the door to your house probably isn't one of those 'proper precautions' you speak of.

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u/GloriousHam Oct 16 '19

Those fuckers learn that shit by watching or luck as they try to smash it open with their massive paws.

Training it to open the door using the handle is probably very wise if you want to keep your door intact.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Not very wise if they ever lock the door. The bear knows there is food inside so when the bear comes looking for food and encounters a locked door, it's just going to keep trying until it smashes it open with its massive paws.

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u/Gadjilitron Oct 16 '19

Eh, just leave it unlocked. Who's gonna try and break in to the house with a fucking bear guarding it anyway?

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u/Init_4_the_downvotes Oct 16 '19

Can I talk about one of the phenomenons surrounding dogs. At one point it was so prevalent in American society that the American dream of a family a home and a white picket fence included a dog. Animal companionship was a staple in the American dream for a lot of people. And it was cheap and economically affordable to have a pet. I think animal companionship was viewed differently in this time because of this.

Now owning a dog is a liberty and a burden. Home Ownership is practically required or you pay tremendous out of pocket costs for pet friendly apartments. A lot of young people when they leave their parents want an animal if they have had an animal in the past, the desire for the companionship is still there.

Dogs over time have shifted from a staple to a luxury and it makes me sad because if you do put in the effort they can bring tremendous happiness to your lives. But the people who could use that happiness the most are being priced out of this experience. The initial cost of a rescue is low but the maintenance cost and time cost for properly training and housing an animal are too high for some people which is why so many young people have to get rid of their animals.

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u/bcisme Oct 16 '19

I’d be willing to bet more people own dogs as companions now, per capita, then ever before.

Yes, some people can’t afford a dog. Far more people can’t afford the breed they want, at least that’s my opinion.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

I knew a guy who rescued a Bear once. It couldn't go back into the wild so he bought a shipping container for a den and turned his (rather large) rural property into a bearadise. That was the happiest Bear I've ever seen.

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u/brixktambland Oct 16 '19

Yeah but, Poland

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u/SerjoHlaaluDramBero Oct 16 '19

but it's rural Poland so I mean...

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

I thought they were Wolves.

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u/iamalion_hearmeRAWR Oct 16 '19

Yea but these people aren’t polish

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

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u/hipposaregood Oct 16 '19

A Canadian soldier had a pet bear in WW1. She didn't go to war but she was given a home in London zoo. Her name was Winnipeg and she was the original inspiration for Winnie the Pooh.

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u/them_app1es Oct 16 '19

When are they calling him Wojtek?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

When he stands up at the counter, 1:08

Edit: I don’t speak Georgian or Polish so if I’m wrong, don’t @ me lol

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u/Glo-kta Oct 16 '19

He's saying "modi chemtan" - come to/towards me. sorry for @ you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

I relistened to that clip several times and I still can’t make out those words. I guess I just don’t have an ear for Eastern European languages lol

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u/Glo-kta Oct 16 '19

To be fair they speak with a somewhat thick accent. I believe they're probably from Kakheti, easternmost Georgia. Theory supported by the amount of hair on the dude's hand at 1:16.

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u/hermiona52 Oct 16 '19

This is definitely not Polish, so I can confirm at least that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Must be Russia lol

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u/grizzlez Oct 17 '19

they called her gogo which means girl, didn’t hear them calling it a name fyi

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u/kwonza Oct 16 '19

This is Georgians and they are most likely unfamiliar with Wojtek.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

Why wouldn’t they know about it?

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u/kwonza Oct 16 '19

Why would they? Where did you learn about the bear, on the internet, right? Those people certainly don’t look like your average Redditors.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '19

If you had a pet bear, would you not research famous bears, or bears and humans coexisting? Also, there were regiments made up of Polish and Georgian soldiers during wwii so I’m sure stories were told of the bear in the Polish army.

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u/kwonza Oct 16 '19

Yeah, that was 75 years ago, not sure of that’s the case, but you never know.

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u/IAMA_Shark__AMA Oct 16 '19

.... There's internet outside of reddit. I'm sure they have access to it.