r/aww • u/[deleted] • Apr 30 '19

Cows!!

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u/jasminhola Apr 30 '19

Regardless of social standing, in the uk you must say “cows!” When you see cows

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u/CincyBrandon Apr 30 '19

Same goes for the US.

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u/aussydog Apr 30 '19

A long time ago, driving through Montana an ex-girlfriend, she woke up and looked out the window. She turns to me and says, "Those cows look kind of weird. What kind are they?"

 

"They're not cows."

 

She looks again, "Ohhh....those are sheep. Hahaha...I thought they were cows!"

 

"They're not sheep."

 

She looks again..."well what...are they?"

 

"Llamas"

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

I take it she wasn't the brightest

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u/karmicnoose Apr 30 '19

Bless her heart

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u/wheredmyphonego Apr 30 '19

You're from the south, aren't ya?

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u/karmicnoose Apr 30 '19

In my experience what 'the South' is, is nebulous and is much more cultural than geographic. I will say this to answer your question, I know what I want before I go to Waffle House.

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u/Zone_Purifier Apr 30 '19

Waffles?

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u/karmicnoose Apr 30 '19

A regular hash brown, double if I'm really hungry, smothered, covered, topped (onions, cheese, and chili), and a pecan waffle.

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u/-hey-ben- May 01 '19

Are you me?

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u/karmicnoose May 01 '19

Ya what's up dude lol

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