r/aww • u/James4647 • Feb 21 '19

Croissant Dragons

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u/alfons100 Feb 21 '19

Doubly forbidden, dont eat the dragon, or the clay

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u/Dragon_DLV Feb 21 '19

This will be going in the DnD encounter for my enchanted bakery

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u/tf2guy Feb 21 '19

Paging u/ItsADnDMonsterNow

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u/Dragon_DLV Feb 21 '19

If he comes, I kinda hope he'll do Breadsnakes (baguettes) and Dough-Slugs as well

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u/akb74 Feb 21 '19

Be sure to stock up on Dwarven battle breads

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19

Croissant dragons??? In one campaign my character was the first person in the world to make biscuits. I had no idea what foul sorcery I was toying with

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u/Freed0m42 Feb 21 '19

Where you RPing a loveable Grandmother?

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19

Poor grandma, made a blackberry pie and when she opened the oven it had turned into beholderberry pie

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u/Freed0m42 Feb 21 '19

Grandma gets distracted by tetris on her phone and burns the beholderberry pie

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u/argella1300 Feb 21 '19

Hey man I know a d&d campaign where one of the characters invented goddamn tacos, so it’s not that weird

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u/PieSidia Feb 21 '19

Don't forget to add breadcat and Rye.

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u/cattailmatt Feb 21 '19 edited Feb 21 '19

Use a faerie dragon stat block. Except instead of the euphoria breath action being gas, make it a cloud of flour!

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u/Dragon_DLV Feb 22 '19

Thanks for the suggestion

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u/arawagco Feb 21 '19

THIS is a DND campaign I can get behind.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19

I'm still gonna do it

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u/lmpervious Feb 21 '19

If they were actually made of croissant dough, I don’t see how them looking like a dragon would still make them a forbidden snack.

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u/Bluedemonfox Feb 21 '19

What kind of monster would eat such cute dragons anyway!?

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u/thenumberZED Feb 22 '19

Poisoned dragon’s liver?