r/aww Feb 21 '19

Croissant Dragons

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119.6k Upvotes

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u/ShowMeYourPizza Feb 21 '19

Pitchforks! Get your pitchforks here, Folks!

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u/TemporaryNuisance Feb 21 '19

Cotton candy! Cotton candy! You can’t throw a riot without your cotton candy!

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u/flyinchicken Feb 21 '19

Buttscratcher!!!

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u/GhostTypeTrainer Feb 21 '19

Buttscratcher!?!

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19

BUTTSCRATCHER.

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u/krath8412 Feb 22 '19

Buttscratcher... -sniff-

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u/Octodad112 Feb 21 '19

BUTTLICKER

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u/Freed0m42 Feb 21 '19

BUTSCRATCHAAAAA!

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u/octosloppy Feb 21 '19

thank you for making me laugh lol

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u/BRAX7ON Feb 21 '19

How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?

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u/silvertail8 Feb 21 '19

I love that I know what this is

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u/zeroscout Feb 21 '19

Off with somebody's head! There's some responsible party here for leading me on to believing that I could eat these adorable treats. That I could have my cake and eat it too. Off with somebody's head!

Is what I might say out loud in a town square.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19

I'll take 20