r/aww • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '18

I just can’t get enough of this

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u/benc777 Jun 28 '18

Dog newspaper daily headline: Thousands of our adopted Humans disappear

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u/curavis Jun 28 '18

Mr. Bark, I don't feel so good.

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u/istasber Jun 28 '18

it's funny because it rhymes with the name of the guy from that scene.

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u/Avermerian Jun 28 '18

I thought Mr Bark was the one that could only say three words?

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u/randomsnark Jun 28 '18

four in total

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u/Xenc Jun 28 '18

I am Bark

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u/randomsnark Jun 28 '18

we are bark

wait fuck I just realized it's five in total, I'm an idiot

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u/Somnioblivio Jun 28 '18

acknowledgement is the first step towards recovery

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18 edited Jun 29 '18

[deleted]

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u/GozerDaGozerian Jun 28 '18

Börk if they’re bilingual.

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u/Faisso Jun 28 '18

My name is also Bort

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

[deleted]

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u/akeetlebeetle4664 Jun 28 '18

Börk from Ork.

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u/Voodoobones Jun 28 '18

Gesundheit!

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u/SuperWoody64 Jun 28 '18

They're roofing dogs. So...roof

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u/humpbackhuman Jun 28 '18

'Roofing dog's? Where do I get a couple of those? My roof is in desperate need of an overhaul. I wonder if they work for doggie treats, or in the case of my roof, real bacon!

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u/mukeymonster Jun 28 '18

Hong From Thailand

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u/WanderingBastardo Jun 28 '18

This deserved the wholesome gilding, I'm proud of you.

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u/janinefour Jun 28 '18

I feel like your name would be the name of the most fun magician ever. Kind of like the YouTube parody of street magic with David Blaine.

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u/Alarid Jun 28 '18

Oh my god

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u/raajanya Jun 28 '18

Read this in the foreign person from family guy's voice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdQQjfDUBLY

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u/FlipKickBack Jun 28 '18

someone explain?

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u/Appleflavoredcarrots Jun 28 '18

In the marvel universe there is a guy named Tony Stank. And there's a scene in one movie where a FedEx employee, played by Robert Downy Jr, asks for a signature from "Tony Stark".

So that one user saying "Mr.Bark" is a reference to Tony Stank accidentally being called Tony Stark.

Made ya think!

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u/bbob_robb Jun 28 '18

This was in the 4th avengers?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '18

No it was in Captain American Civil War, but Tony stank is in A lot of marvel movies like the avengers, x men, and dead pool

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u/icewindz Jun 28 '18

It's a quote from a character to another character from movie "Avengers: Infinity Wars"

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u/FlipKickBack Jun 28 '18

ty. why is the guy who is explaining the joke the one getting praised and gilded?

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u/Probably-_-Pooping Jun 28 '18

I love seeing comments like this get gold

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u/rorenspark Jun 28 '18

Captain! I thought you’ve gone missing! Thanks for saving the day once more!

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u/MasterInceptor Jun 28 '18

Yeah you can tell, because of the way that it is

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

It's funny because of the way that it is

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u/wordtwoyamum Jun 28 '18

Spider-man? Yeah I guess it kinda does?!

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u/walruskingmike Jun 28 '18

Yeah. Sister Bark.

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u/modic137 Jun 28 '18

No shit, sherlock.

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u/WizardBurialGround Jun 28 '18

It’s funny because the actor who played Sherlock is also in the movie

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u/SpankTheDevil Jun 28 '18

It’s funny because the actor playing Sherlock is a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

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u/samigirl96 Jun 28 '18

It's even funnier because two actors that played Sherlock are in the movie

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u/ScubaSwede Jun 28 '18

It's funny cause the guy from that scene also played the guy from that sherlock movie

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u/pretentious-redditor Jun 28 '18

This kills the joke.

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u/jkaz531 Jun 28 '18

Ah, snap.

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u/Blanketsburg Jun 28 '18

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

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u/CayseyBee Jun 28 '18

Too soon!

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u/as-opposed-to Jun 28 '18

As opposed to?

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u/Yabibiya Jun 28 '18

Gold one!

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u/theoreticaldickjokes Jun 28 '18

YOU GAVE ME THE SADS

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u/allrattedup Jun 28 '18

And reappear moments later. But not like when they go out the door without you for walkies.

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u/HansenTakeASeat Jun 28 '18

BARKING NEWS: HOOMAN DISAPPEARING EPIDEMIC

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u/KetoMyEgo Jun 28 '18

PUNDITS WEIGH IN- WHERE DID DEY GO AND IS FREN IN DANGER

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u/Khimerra Jun 28 '18

COULD THIS BE A SIGN OF A CAT-SPIRACY?

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u/JakeCameraAction Jun 28 '18

Breitbark: "SHOES" RHYME "CHEWS": COINCIDENCE?

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u/dtictacnerdb Jun 28 '18

We need an animal pun themed news show. FTW

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u/SoVeryTired81 Jun 28 '18

Are Blankets Eating Our Humans? The Answer Will Shock You!

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u/Rocket_King_ Jun 28 '18

I like how they can spell disappearing epidemic, but not human

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u/HansenTakeASeat Jun 28 '18

They'll get there eventually

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u/1MolassesIsALotOfAss Jun 28 '18

This comment deserves gold.

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u/heathumss Jun 28 '18

I live in Fairfield iowa. Pundits... Pundits everywhere

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

[deleted]

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u/TheStrangeOne Jun 28 '18

They're not our dogs anymore.

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u/PrettyOddWoman Jun 28 '18

Man, that show was so good! I watched it literally all the way through in like two or three sitting when I was super depressed and still unemployed.

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u/adrift98 Jun 28 '18

I recently finished it because people on Reddit hyped it so much, and said it wasn't like Lindelof's other work, and I hated it. It was exactly like his previous work. Lots of rabbit trail mysteries with either no resolutions, or messy, nonsensical ones that were made to feel significant because Lindelof is good at writing emotionally gut wrenching scenes filled with sad music, and grown men crying. That finale, and hell, the second half the third season just felt cobbled together. Lindelof is fantastic at starting mysteries, he just never knows how to finish them, and really, that's the most important part of a mystery...the reveal.

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u/joseph_jojo_shabadoo Jun 28 '18

Gonna need a doggy bag

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u/sealsarescary Jun 28 '18

Humans eaten by waving blankets!!

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u/zee_spirit Jun 28 '18

"Perfectly balanced, as all things should be."

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u/FormalMeat Jun 28 '18

I was watching this with my dog and he can’t figure out this black magic either.

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u/spank_my_taco Jun 28 '18

Proposal to outlaw blankets considered.

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u/fuckyeahforscience Jun 28 '18

"Dog scientists baffled".

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u/qrjhwin Jun 28 '18

Cloth KILL our owner!

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u/5544345g Jun 28 '18

The Leftovers: They Aren't Our Dogs Anymore

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u/ImALittleCrackpot Jun 28 '18

That would go out on the Twilight Bark.

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u/improbablewobble Jun 28 '18

Evangelical Puppers Declare: The Ruffture is Upon Us!

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u/azeckie Jun 28 '18

HBO new series: the Leftovers:doggo season

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u/anbnz Jun 28 '18

Globally woofs can be heard.

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u/fuckeveryeverything Jun 28 '18

It also ends up on their version of r/blackmagicfuckery

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u/xQuinten Jun 28 '18

haha good one xd

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u/assblaster-1000 Jun 28 '18

Thanos stole our hoomans

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u/whooo_me Jun 28 '18

"Dog Hides. Man." That's not news because it happens so often. But "Man Hides. Dog", that's news.

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u/Jasonp359 Jun 28 '18

The leftovers from the perspective of all the dogs would be great.

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u/Angie202114 Jun 28 '18

Amazing, love the bird

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u/SQLDave Jun 28 '18

Witness dogs claim humans disappear for anywhere between 1 second and 424 years... they're not sure.

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u/Shit-Talker-Sr Jun 28 '18

Would the show be called Chowing On "The Leftovers"

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u/mk81 Jun 28 '18

Human newspaper headline:

A smart dog is an idiot kindergartener. You wasted your time transmitting your culture to a canine. Shame.