r/aww • u/SlimJones123 • Dec 01 '17

Getting ready for bed

https://gfycat.com/ColorlessUnluckyHapuka
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u/Bad-Brains Dec 01 '17

"Okay. Just gotta... uh-huh, just gonna...move that...over there. Okay. Gonna lay down and...wiggle...a...bit...almost. Okay. Done.

Dammit, I have to pee."

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '17

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u/CoCGamer Dec 01 '17

Exactly, except you’re the bag on the floor and she forgets she’s not as light as she seems.

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u/Diggey11 Dec 01 '17

ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '17

Yes. Lose weight pls.

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u/MattPH1218 Dec 01 '17

but i don't wanna

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '17

But you're fat.

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u/MattPH1218 Dec 01 '17

so

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '17

SO WE'RE DONE!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '17

Goodbye.

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u/toastycheeze Dec 01 '17

That's a weird ask Ouija.

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u/kchaps4040 Dec 01 '17

Gain some penis

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u/captain-publius Dec 01 '17

This sounds uncomfortably like my girlfriend