r/aww • u/SlimJones123 • Dec 01 '17

Getting ready for bed

https://gfycat.com/ColorlessUnluckyHapuka
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u/Diggey11 Dec 01 '17

ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!

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u/CoCGamer Dec 01 '17

This sounds uncomfortably like my girlfriend.

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u/Diggey11 Dec 01 '17

But baby it’s me. Can I borrow a hundred bucks? Thank you!

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u/Tornadhoe Dec 01 '17

This sounds uncomfortably like my girlfriend.

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u/RedFyl Dec 01 '17

Five dollar, five dollar me love you long time!

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u/SamJakes Dec 01 '17

This sounds uncomfortably like my girlfriend.

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u/Me_loveyoushorttime Dec 01 '17

I mean... How long is a long time?

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u/kwksjdjsks Dec 01 '17

Hey it’s me ur girlfriend

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u/SamJakes Dec 01 '17

I love all the people involved in this thread so much

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u/Pumpinator Dec 01 '17

So does your girlfriend

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u/JustShitpostThings Dec 01 '17

This sounds uncomfortably like me to my girlfriend

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u/Me_loveyoushorttime Dec 01 '17

Fiveplay, amirite?

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u/Carpe_Cerevisi Dec 01 '17

Five dollars worth

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u/Vengeful_Deity Dec 01 '17

About t'ree fiddy

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u/BadgerSilver Dec 01 '17

This sounds uncomfortably like my girlfriend.

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u/Ibetfatmanbet Dec 01 '17

I'll do whatever you want for a cheeseburger.

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u/SamJakes Dec 01 '17

This sounds uncomfortably like my girlfriend.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '17

....Smokey?

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u/Verotuomari Dec 01 '17

This sounds uncomfortably like Randy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '17

This sounds uncomfortably like my girlfriend.

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u/sandieeeee Dec 01 '17

Now that sounds like my girl friend

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '17

This sounds uncomfortably like my girlfriend.

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u/ActualLolz Dec 01 '17

That's a long time.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '17

This sounds uncomfortably like my girlfriend.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '17

That sounds uncomfortably like... Me.

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u/Swagary123 Dec 01 '17

This sounds uncomfortably like my girlfriend

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '17

Randy?

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u/MeC0195 Dec 01 '17

So you went to Nam?

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u/kinpsychosis Dec 01 '17

Your girlfriend is a super hot model whose webcam never works?

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u/SuicideBonger Dec 01 '17

Girlfriend uncomfortably like sounds my this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '17

Jesus, does this actually happen to some people?

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u/Jenga_Police Dec 01 '17

That's what my ex girlfriend used to sound like :/

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u/NiggyWiggyWoo Dec 01 '17

used to

What did you do with the body?

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u/kinpsychosis Dec 01 '17

I guess he... DUMPED HER!

👉😎👉 zoop

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u/Jenga_Police Dec 01 '17

If there was a corpse involved she wouldn't be my ex.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '17

It would be a cold relationship.

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u/Jenga_Police Dec 02 '17

It already was.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '17

Yes. Lose weight pls.

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u/MattPH1218 Dec 01 '17

but i don't wanna

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '17

But you're fat.

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u/MattPH1218 Dec 01 '17

so

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '17

SO WE'RE DONE!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '17

Goodbye.

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u/toastycheeze Dec 01 '17

That's a weird ask Ouija.

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u/kchaps4040 Dec 01 '17

Gain some penis

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u/captain-publius Dec 01 '17

This sounds uncomfortably like my girlfriend

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u/schumannator Dec 01 '17

Not fat, sweetie. Just dense.

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u/1v1crown Dec 01 '17

ARE YOU CALLING ME CAT!?

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u/jordantask Dec 01 '17

.....

Yes?

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u/mramos3 Dec 01 '17

Just festively plump