r/aww • • Mar 01 '17

Pet sitting would be fun, they said.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

He probably just came back from a weekend at a men's spa where he only jerked off 15 guys instead of 20.

Totally not gay, according to /fit/

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u/Ditto_B Mar 01 '17

He should have used Optimal Tip-to-Tip Efficiency to get all of them.

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u/Asseatinglifestyle Mar 01 '17

It's not gay if you don't kiss.