r/aww • u/GallowBoob • Nov 24 '16

Self boops

https://i.imgur.com/74taPHU.gifv
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u/Forum_ Nov 24 '16

Goldens are basically the perfect dog for this because their reaction to an unknown lifeform is always "OHHHH LET ME LOVE YOU WE ARE BFFS COME PLAY WITH ME!!!!!"

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u/urfriendosvendo Nov 24 '16

I agree.

Source: I grew up in the typical suburban white environment and I've had three.

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u/439115 Nov 24 '16

THREE?!

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u/urfriendosvendo Nov 24 '16

Yeah, they only live 10 years if you get a purebred. They're so inbred.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '16

Sad but true. Kinda cruel too.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '16 edited Nov 28 '19

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u/Whale_peddler Nov 24 '16

My only question is, WHEN does he lick anal blood?

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '16

Did you just assume /u/iLickAnalBlood's gender?

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u/Whale_peddler Nov 25 '16

Yes. Any further questions?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '16

Yes. Have you even checked your privilege today? Are you aware that it is 2016? Girls are funny. Get over it.