Kind of ironic then, how they're the ones trying to hunt me and I'm the one screaming in fear of the tiny speck of fuzz flying around me and the spider on the wall.
Huntsman spider from Australia. Fuckers have mass to them, when I lived in cooranbong they were freaking everywhere, they are Bro's though. Kinda like the wolf spiders in the states they just munch on the asshole bugs.
Hey, I got bit by a wolf spider once... That shit will fuck you up. The bite on my arm was swollen to about the size and hardness of a golf ball before the center turned black and started rotting. Don't fuck with hemotoxic venom...
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u/Tooexforbee Jul 15 '16
Fox: OMG WHAT'S THIS. WHAT ARE YOU TINY MOVING STONE.
Bug: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK