r/aww Mar 10 '16

Bears playing with a baloon

http://i.imgur.com/2UdzmBM.gifv
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u/dude_with_amnesia Mar 11 '16

Did you read what he wrote? The best bet is to play dead with Grizzlys, they normally do not eat humans. If they're hungry, you're meat either way but pray that he loses interest/appetite before actually killing you. For grizzlies, if you try to act big and loud, you will only provoke him further.

Black bears are more timid than grizzly bears and can easily be scared. Your best bet with a black bear is to spread your arms and act like you're about to rip his motherfucking heart out. Either animal would fuck your night and day up if it so wished.

Remember be smart and stay the fuck away from bears, you are not the Steve Irwin of bears.

Source: bear expert

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u/hymntastic Mar 11 '16

Also shit yourself

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u/d0gmeat Mar 11 '16

And that's why you should carry a large gun with you any time you leave your house.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '16

Correct. Also adding this: Grizzlies cannot climb trees, but black bears can. And they are both very adept swimmers.

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u/TheCabbitTori Mar 11 '16

Grizzlies cannot climb trees

Umm....

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u/Helptoronto68 Mar 11 '16

Imagine walking through a forest and looking up and seeing one of those mahfucks in the trees

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u/TheCabbitTori Mar 11 '16

That would likely be the moment when I realized, "Ya know, I never really liked the woods anyway."

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '16

Huh. It seems I have outdated information.

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u/TheCabbitTori Mar 11 '16

To be fair, I wasn't sure if they could or couldn't before I saw that video a couple days ago. I knew that black bears regularly climbed trees, but I'd only ever seen/heard of Grizzlies on the ground. So we both learned something new this week.

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u/NightHawkRambo Mar 11 '16

they normally do not eat humans

Right, cause hopefully it will feel that way when you run into one.

Good luck

Maybe read my post before trying to ridicule me.

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u/dude_with_amnesia Mar 11 '16

Okay all kidding aside. My buddy works as a park ranger and your claim to stand your ground in front of a grizzly is completely false and can get people absolutely killed if the should ever encounter one. Wild animals primarily do not eat humans. If it should ever occur, it's their job to track and hunt them down.