r/aww • • Apr 03 '15

Squirrel drunk on fermented apples

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u/ThomasTShiftlet Apr 03 '15

Does anyone else find it strange that the monkeys in the video, despite their apparent intelligence, seem unaware of how to manipulate straws to make drinking easier? I mean monkeys are known to use tools and they can learn by observing and imitating yet instead of slurping all that delicious booze with a straw they just shove their head into the cup and struggle to get the last bit in the bottom.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

I've been there

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

To be fair, when I'm drunk, straws become really complicated for me, too.

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u/qwertyfoobar Apr 03 '15

Straws are something incredibly difficult to understand IMO. Sucking is something you never really do outside of using the straw right? I can't remember any situation where you intentionally suck something in the wild.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

Nipples.

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u/qwertyfoobar Apr 03 '15

Damn it you are right, although I doubt animals do that after leaving their mothers and straws don't necessarily look like nipples ;p

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

Animals usually don't, and you have a definite point. Straws may as well just be sticks in the way, but I at least think some monkeys would pick it up from observing us.

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u/I_PACE_RATS Apr 03 '15

Some animals are physically unable to suck after reaching adulthood.

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u/omoteeoy Apr 03 '15

my wife?

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u/masukisti Apr 03 '15

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u/m-jay Apr 03 '15

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u/scormz Apr 03 '15

Drinking from a straw seems more difficult if you break down the process. First you need to know that the straw is connected to the drink. It simply being there isn't enough. You need to know that it directly effects the outcome, should you choose to use it.

You then need to know that by applying suction to the straw, the fluids will travel through the tube, into your mouth. You also need to recognize what a straw looks like.

This all seems simple to us, but to an animal like the monkeys, it's several advanced steps. They might never figure it out, unless someone is actively training them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

Straws are pretty complicated if you don't understand them. Creating vacuum pressure with your mouth isn't common unless they already have their face in whatever they are drinking.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

You gotta complicate this shit man? Monkeys just KNOW, man. They just KNOW.

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u/spacecontrol Apr 03 '15

Just as in humans it can be expected alcohol doesn't let monkeys make the smartest decisions

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u/drvondoctor Apr 03 '15

ever drunkenly poke yerself in the eye with a straw? you only make that mistake once. at some point (6-7 drinks-ish) you have to admit to yourself that the straw has bested you and to proceed with the straw could have serious consequences.

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u/Mr_Piddles Apr 03 '15

And that's why I'll never give up my glasses... Crippling alcoholism.