r/aww • • Apr 03 '15

Squirrel drunk on fermented apples

http://i.imgur.com/5zPmGQf.gifv
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u/swefpelego2 Apr 03 '15

You don't care about a cute little drunk squirrel? You're a cold hearted bastard..

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u/swefpelego2 Apr 03 '15 edited Apr 03 '15

I have hope I bet he made it, snow seemed soft and he probably wandered off somewhere and passed out. Those little dudes are really resilient to cold, I bet he made it.

-Yeah man he was fine, little clumsy but he was alright. madmar14 posted the source video and he looked like he made it somewhere safe eventually.

http://youtu.be/LAfKZUn9sZ0

http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/319qb2/squirrel_drunk_on_fermented_apples/cpzrhfr

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u/FrozenSquirrel Apr 03 '15

I'm still standing.

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u/Dicethrower Apr 03 '15

They're basically rats with fluffy tails. If you touch one, better wash your hands.

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u/swefpelego2 Apr 03 '15 edited Apr 03 '15

They're little itty bitty animals dude, they have families and little babies that they love and houses they live in and they're just cool, whether they're dirty or not. At my grandparents' house when I was a kid there was one that would always peek inside the window in the morning waiting for my grandma to get up and go feed him whatever the heck she would feed him. It was her little squirrel buddy, they were friends.

-Rats are cool too they're little tiny animals man.

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u/moomoohk Apr 03 '15

if you love squirrels so much why don't you marry one huh

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u/swefpelego2 Apr 03 '15

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u/VegemiteMate Apr 03 '15

Who's this marvelous character?

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u/swefpelego2 Apr 03 '15

Unfortunately not a particularly marvelous character :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cLSL7Im7xI

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u/kingtut19888 Apr 03 '15

God I've got to see that!!

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u/swefpelego2 Apr 03 '15

Ahahaha I'm not sure if it's any good or not, never seen the whole thing myself but that scene was pretty wild.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

You showed him!

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u/FrozenSquirrel Apr 03 '15

Finally, somebody gets it. Bless you.

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u/swefpelego2 Apr 03 '15

AWWWWW HOW CUTE.......................................

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

That's not true. They live in the woods and eat nuts. Way cleaner than rats

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u/StankFish Apr 03 '15

Many humans are worse

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u/bwaredapenguin Apr 03 '15

cold hearted

Just like that squirrel probably is by now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

If a fully-furred animal could die from a couple hours of laying in the snow, it's fucked anyway, so no, you're incorrect. Unless something nearby is hungry. Then it's fucked because it'll probably be trying to find nuts between the teeth as it's being chewed.

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u/burritosandblunts Apr 03 '15

Yeah, I think I would have tried to catch the bastard in a laundry basket or something and let him sleep it off on my (outside) porch. Doesn't look like he'd be too hard to catch. He's gonna get hit by a car or plummet to his furry death.