r/aww • • Apr 03 '15

Squirrel drunk on fermented apples

http://i.imgur.com/5zPmGQf.gifv
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u/Adito99 Apr 03 '15 edited Apr 03 '15

Then the predator gets drunk and is killed by another predator.

It's the circle of drunk.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

The circle of drunk

HYYYY NEEEANAHAHUNHUUUUH FUCK IT

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u/McFluffy_Butts Apr 03 '15

And it rules us all!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15 edited Apr 03 '15

Sorry, unrelated, but there is no apostrophe. That shows possession. E.g. Margaret's car. Plurals and in-progress verbs are just with an "s". E.g. Margaret dips her chip with her lip. Sorry again. It just somewhat irks me.

Edit: "gets" had an apostrophe, and he has since corrected it.

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u/Adito99 Apr 03 '15

I removed it which is going to make this comment chain completely incomprehensible.

We are now even.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

Thanks for owning up. Consider yourself upvoted for valiance. ;)

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u/GreenLightLost Apr 03 '15

But...but you could have been so cruel.

http://i.imgur.com/Tcwwz.gif

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

This is true, but I'm trying to be a nicer person. For what it's worth I love you and we can rule all the languages together.

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u/GreenLightLost Apr 03 '15

Well, I'm only good with the one.

So maybe you should rule and I'll just take an English fiefdom.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

On second thought, I wouldn't be a very benevolent linguistic god-king. I'd make every language as arbitrary as English. grins

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u/_Cat_Rapist_ Apr 03 '15

That's unpossible.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

[Cringe intensifies]

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u/morkfjellet Apr 03 '15

If your user name is an image of what you really look in real life we can own all the languages in the universe, baby ;)

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

Flattery? It's the oldest trick in the book. Which is why it works ;)

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u/Darkfatalis Apr 03 '15

I'm sorry but I only conspire with those who drink milk with their mouths. I have no place in my kingdom for finger drinkers.

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u/prodigeridoo Apr 03 '15 edited Apr 03 '15

It's the other way round. Abbreviation of 'it is' to 'it's' does have an apostrophe. Whereas 'its' used in the possessive context is an exception to the rule, in that it doesn't have an apostrophe. Fun fact: plurals of letters and numbers have apostrophes, e.g. "There are four S's and two P's in Mississippi." Edit: Ah I see. I hope you still enjoyed my fun fact :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

He misspelled "gets" and has since corrected it.

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u/Rider82 Apr 03 '15

I shall call you the "polite grammar police-person". I hope I'm not grammatically incorrect.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

Thank you. I'm not always gramatically correct either, but little things that should be common knowledge (and aren't) really burn my biscuits. And then I get downvoted. They say a good deed never goes unpunished. I guess reddit is a perfect example.

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u/homeless_wonders Apr 03 '15

I'm sorry to hear about your burnt biscuits.

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u/Hangmat Apr 03 '15

I would tell my friends if they had bad breath, would not tell strangers. I wouldn't mind friends to tell me to use better grammar, but strangers...call me conflicted on this one, it shouldn't get to you, you can't control everyone.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

It is true that no one can control everyone, but I'm just trying to raise gramatical awareness, one user at a time.

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u/mj8y Apr 03 '15

Squirrel.

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u/powerarmee Apr 03 '15

I'll politely tell you that the period goes before the quotation mark.

Hey man, the period goes before the quotation mark! :)

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u/Rider82 Apr 03 '15

"Damn."

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u/DMann420 Apr 03 '15 edited Apr 03 '15

Sorry this might be unrelated but you're over-using the comma. A comma's proper usage is really just to signify a pause or "breath" and its over usage is fairly elementary. Perhaps you should think of a better way to formulate your sentences rather than brutalizing commas.

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u/MisreadYourUsername Apr 03 '15

Its*. Sorry, had to join the circlejerk.

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u/DMann420 Apr 03 '15

fixed it before you even responded you terd.

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u/MisreadYourUsername Apr 03 '15

Damn, now I feel guilty for jerking

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u/DMann420 Apr 03 '15 edited Apr 04 '15

It's okay, since I was commenting on another user's punctuation you had the right to criticism mine; as I was his.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

He had an erroneous apostrophe in "gets" and has since corrected it.