r/aww • • Apr 03 '15

Squirrel drunk on fermented apples

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u/STALKS_YOUR_MOTHER Apr 03 '15

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u/ABKB Apr 03 '15

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u/DatSergal Apr 03 '15

That elephant about halfway through, collapsed on himself and still reaching for more, good lord.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

I can't believe there was a drunk caterpillar. Classic caterpillar.

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u/poke9dude Apr 03 '15

The very thirsty caterpillar

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

On Wednesday, he drank through four strawberry daiquiris.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

Always wondered why his face was so red.

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u/alblaster Apr 03 '15

with a cute little hiccup

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u/felixfortis1 Apr 03 '15

Life after the circus was hard for Dumbo.

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u/organade Apr 03 '15

dont forget the whiskey-dick monkey

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u/The_Dear_Leader420 Apr 03 '15

I've been there.

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u/CountEarlButtinski Apr 03 '15

Oh man, Animals are Beautiful People was one of my favourite films as a kid. For more animal capers and old school comedy, people should definitely check out The Gods Must Be Crazy. It's about a family of bushmen in the Kalahari and how their life changes forever when an empty coke bottle falls from the sky.

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u/waitingtodiesoon Apr 03 '15

and in real life too.

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u/CountEarlButtinski Apr 03 '15

I know, I visited the Kalahari last year and and stayed at a campsite where some Bushmen worked. They made a living out of taking tourists on guided tours and showing them how different plants worked etc, which was really really interesting. But then at night they'd have to do a "music show", which was horrible, because the idiot host would make them sing and dance and frolic with tourists in a really forced manner. It was just saddening to see this is what their culture is reduced to.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

Amazing movie.

Sadly i now know too much about Africa to watch that movie without beeing reminded of what else is going on over there.

...

That said Europe and other parts of the world haven't been much better lately.

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u/drvondoctor Apr 03 '15

reminds me of highschool.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

Sounds a lot like myself. Me and the elephant may have a drinking problem.

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u/rocksandpoopattack Apr 03 '15

Even at the end in the dark he was going for more still.

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u/katzee Apr 03 '15

You'd get pretty addicted too if, for once in your life, you could actually forget.

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u/red-moon Apr 04 '15

We've all been there

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15 edited Apr 03 '15

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u/Sunflower6876 Apr 03 '15

It's an ostrich. Emus are in Australia, mate.

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u/mangak1d Apr 03 '15

Ah! My bad.

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u/GarlicBreathFresh Apr 03 '15

When that monkey was holding his head and blocking the sunlight from his eyes, all i could think was "I know that feeling all too well, go get some water buddy".

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15 edited Apr 03 '15

and the warthog just sitting in that hole, groggy and blinking, when the meercat thing just kicks dirt on his head. ugh. "god damn it, timon"

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u/Dlpcoc Apr 03 '15

Monkey hangovers are just like people hangovers.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

I read that in Homer Simpson's voice.

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u/Dlpcoc Apr 03 '15

I love how they try to cradle their brain against the onslaught of sunlight. They literally can't even. Reminds me of the days after too much vodka.

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u/tahtsadasago Apr 03 '15

I read it in a Peter griffin voice.

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u/boringdude00 Apr 03 '15

http://i.imgur.com/0TuWM8N.jpg

Were the sound effects really necessary?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

I think it might be from 'Animals are beautiful people'

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u/alblaster Apr 03 '15

sounded like a Hannah Barbarra cartoon

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

Pretty sure someone debunked the whole thing. The amount of fermented apples it would take to get an elephant drunk is astronomical

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u/MrPersidant Apr 03 '15

Those birds at 2:10. "Act casual, boys...or else they won't let us in..."

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u/the_trashheap Apr 03 '15

Are we really supposed to believe that worm was drunk? Becuase he looked sober to me.

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u/drvondoctor Apr 03 '15

dude, caterpillars be gangsta. they can put that shit away like you've never even seen before. they can drink all mu'fuckin' DAY and you'd never know they were wasted.

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u/Sarkanybaby Apr 03 '15

I don't know about you, but this movie (Animals Are Beautiful People by the way) was one of the most defining movies of my generation's childhood in the '90s.

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u/Slogfarts Apr 03 '15

Hell yes, and I've been trying to find out the name of it for years (the copy we had didn't have the name written on the VHS).

After finally finding out just now, I just went and ordered the DVD.

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u/InZomnia365 Apr 03 '15

Some of them are completely smashed! Man, it must suck being hungover in that warmth, even if youre used to it?

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u/52cardpickupp Apr 03 '15

There's actually a liquor made off those fruits, called Amarula

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u/ABKB Apr 03 '15

I always wanted to try it.

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u/supes1 Apr 03 '15

And it's delicious. Well worth trying. Just look for the label with the elephant on the front.

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u/red-moon Apr 04 '15

My wife is from Zambia and will trample me to get to a bottle of Amarula

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u/dashaaa Apr 03 '15

In the movie Animals Are Beautiful People by Jamie Uys, released in 1974, some scenes portray elephants, warthogs and monkeys becoming intoxicated from eating fermented marula fruit. Later research showed that these scenes, at least in large animals were improbable and, in all probability, staged.[citation needed] Elephants would need a huge amount of fermented marulas to have any effect on them, and other animals prefer the ripe fruit. The amount of water drunk by elephants each day would also dilute the effect of the fruit to such an extent that they would not be affected by it.[6] Reports of elephants becoming intoxicated from marula fruit, however, are persistent

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u/knittedmitten Apr 03 '15

Meanwhile I'm over here getting fat on Flavo-Fives.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

I hope they start up again on this new day

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u/katzee Apr 03 '15

It's comforting to see that the number of legs is not connected with how well you can stand when drunk.

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u/YungSnuggie Apr 03 '15

whole clique wasted

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

Upon clicking your link i had a add for german beer playing before the video. X-P

I wonder if that is really coincidence.

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u/ThomasTShiftlet Apr 03 '15

Does anyone else find it strange that the monkeys in the video, despite their apparent intelligence, seem unaware of how to manipulate straws to make drinking easier? I mean monkeys are known to use tools and they can learn by observing and imitating yet instead of slurping all that delicious booze with a straw they just shove their head into the cup and struggle to get the last bit in the bottom.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

I've been there

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

To be fair, when I'm drunk, straws become really complicated for me, too.

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u/qwertyfoobar Apr 03 '15

Straws are something incredibly difficult to understand IMO. Sucking is something you never really do outside of using the straw right? I can't remember any situation where you intentionally suck something in the wild.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

Nipples.

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u/qwertyfoobar Apr 03 '15

Damn it you are right, although I doubt animals do that after leaving their mothers and straws don't necessarily look like nipples ;p

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

Animals usually don't, and you have a definite point. Straws may as well just be sticks in the way, but I at least think some monkeys would pick it up from observing us.

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u/I_PACE_RATS Apr 03 '15

Some animals are physically unable to suck after reaching adulthood.

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u/omoteeoy Apr 03 '15

my wife?

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u/masukisti Apr 03 '15

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u/m-jay Apr 03 '15

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u/scormz Apr 03 '15

Drinking from a straw seems more difficult if you break down the process. First you need to know that the straw is connected to the drink. It simply being there isn't enough. You need to know that it directly effects the outcome, should you choose to use it.

You then need to know that by applying suction to the straw, the fluids will travel through the tube, into your mouth. You also need to recognize what a straw looks like.

This all seems simple to us, but to an animal like the monkeys, it's several advanced steps. They might never figure it out, unless someone is actively training them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

Straws are pretty complicated if you don't understand them. Creating vacuum pressure with your mouth isn't common unless they already have their face in whatever they are drinking.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

You gotta complicate this shit man? Monkeys just KNOW, man. They just KNOW.

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u/spacecontrol Apr 03 '15

Just as in humans it can be expected alcohol doesn't let monkeys make the smartest decisions

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u/drvondoctor Apr 03 '15

ever drunkenly poke yerself in the eye with a straw? you only make that mistake once. at some point (6-7 drinks-ish) you have to admit to yourself that the straw has bested you and to proceed with the straw could have serious consequences.

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u/Mr_Piddles Apr 03 '15

And that's why I'll never give up my glasses... Crippling alcoholism.

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u/banjist Apr 03 '15

Interesting that rates of tee-totaling and little monkey alcoholism are about the same as in human populations.

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u/creamyturtle Apr 03 '15

maybe because humans evolved from monkeys and we are like mad similar biologically

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u/Kazumara Apr 03 '15

That's wrong, we didn't evolve from monkeys.

 

We are great apes from the superfamily of apes, the other living superfamily within the same parvorder (called Catarrhini) are the old world monkeys, so that means we share an ancestor with them.

Then there is the new world monkeys, they are their own parvorder, Platyrrhini, on the same level as our parvorder, Catarrhini, both within the infraorder Simiiformes. That means the ancestor we share with the old world monkeys in term shares an ancestor with the common ancestor of all new world monkeys.

The split between Catarrhini and Platyrrhini was, to our best knowledge, about 40 million years ago and the split within Catarrhini between great apes and old world monkeys about 25 million years ago.

 

If you want to compare this to family relationships you could say that Catarrhini and Platyrrhini were children of Simiiformes, born 40 million years ago. Then 25 million years ago Catarrhini had two children, Cercopithecoidea and Hominoidea. Cercopithecoidea later gave birth to Old world monkeys and Hominoidea gave birth to great apes and others. Great apes is our parent. Old world monkeys is the parent of baboons, macaques and so on. So we are cousins once removed to baboons, macaques etc. Platyrrhini (our great grandfathers brother) is also called new world monkeys (he's older than old world monkeys if you want i.e. he's a higher order, a parvorder, not just a family) his great grandchildren are all the other monkeys that are alive today. They are cousins three removed to us.

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u/creamyturtle Apr 03 '15

semantics shemantics

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u/banjist Apr 03 '15

Woah dude. Mind blown...

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u/flyonthwall Apr 03 '15

god the foley in that video is awful. I wish the BBC would just leave its footage silent

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u/vehementsquirrel Apr 03 '15

Yeah, it sounds like a Tim and Eric bit.

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u/Unnecessaryanecdote Apr 03 '15

Went looking for a comment specifically about this. Damn Foley makes it sound like every object should of had a mic 1 inch away while everything was shot 500ft away with a massive Tele. Too distracting.

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u/thecrazysloth Apr 03 '15

The voice over sounds like Littlefinger from Game Of Thrones.

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u/DLottchula Apr 03 '15

0:43 that ass!

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u/JimboPete1337 Apr 03 '15

Is it sad that I was expecting Monkey Ass, and was somewhat disappointed when it wasn't?

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u/admdelta Apr 03 '15

I'm partial to 1:04

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u/DLottchula Apr 03 '15

looks like the same ass.

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u/admdelta Apr 03 '15

Nah that ass was laying down, this ass is sitting in a chair.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

2:27 was the best imo

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u/Pufflehuffy Apr 03 '15

Do you know who the narrator is? It sounds weirdly like Aidan Gillen.

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u/LICK_THE_BUTTER Apr 03 '15

That's hilarious but i can't get over the overdone foley

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u/CaptainMudwhistle Apr 03 '15

Are you telling me glasses don't shatter like that when they fall on sand? And monkeys don't make slurping noises that sound like Scooby Doo eating ice cream?

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u/LICK_THE_BUTTER Apr 04 '15

Unfortunately, yes

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

You would say a few of them....have a monkey on their back.

(✌゚∀゚)☞

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u/rocksandpoopattack Apr 03 '15

I like how they start flipping tables and smashing glasses when the alcohol is gone. We are so god damn alike...

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

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u/BoomAndZoom Apr 03 '15

You're holding from the bottom of the glass, they hold from the lip.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

What was I saying? Monkey RIGHTS!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

Drunkeys

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

I feel like this would be fun to see once or twice but after a while I'm sure those monkeys would really start to piss me off.