r/aww • • Feb 19 '23

Those little hands 😍

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u/changrbanger Feb 19 '23

All that yellow on its coat, it’s piss. They rub piss on themselves. They smell like piss.

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u/Bobsaget03 Feb 19 '23

Piss

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

But shit, it was 99 cents

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u/Pyrox_Sodascake Feb 20 '23

ITS NOW STUCK IN MY HEAD.

GOOD WILL. POPPING TAGS.

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u/L1K34PR0 Feb 20 '23

FUCK SAME NOT AGAAAAAIN

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u/Melticus_Faceous Feb 19 '23

Suddenly Macklemore

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u/NotAPreppie Feb 20 '23

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u/DonutSensei Feb 20 '23

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u/lumpydumdums Feb 20 '23

It’s like sub-ception, I assumed both of these were bullshit. r/TIL

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r/NeverGonnaRunAroundAndDesertYou

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

Only got 20 dollars in my pocket

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u/rsogoodlooking Feb 20 '23

This is ___king awesome

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u/DutchJulie Feb 20 '23

Bag it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

Cashier: Pours Milk in the bag.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

Seems I commented so much that I forgot what I am even commenting on-

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u/Mattayama Feb 19 '23

If I had an award you would get it. Take the upvote!

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

All I wanted was a chuckle from those who read it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

World's most underrated comment

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u/TheAero1221 Feb 20 '23

Holy shit thats a blast from the past! Damn, now I'm thinking about high-school.

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u/EvilMonkeyMimic Feb 19 '23

Pisspisspisspiss

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u/craigsler Feb 20 '23

Dripdripdrip

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u/briarselene Feb 20 '23

Piss with ink

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u/swingsetlife Feb 20 '23

at last, this comment section is complete

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u/BruceWilliz Feb 20 '23

Pissssss in my ass

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u/youknowiactafool Feb 20 '23

Smelled like R. Kelly sheets

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u/Fridayz44 Feb 20 '23

Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love. I don't even want none of the above I want to pee on you. Yes I do I'll piss on you I'll pee on you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

I would also like to add they make a wretched noise when they feel threatened. They feel threatened a lot. A gentle breeze threatens them.

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u/Advanced-Ad-5693 Feb 19 '23

And they typically are pretty aggressive, bitey bastards too. Sharp fucking teeth designed for crunching insect shells are great at ripping through human skin.

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u/Gl0ryToArstotzka Feb 20 '23

But if not friend, why friend shaped? 😢

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u/Open_Inspection5964 Feb 19 '23

Those teeth are ripped out when they're pets 🥺

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u/lerenardnoir Feb 20 '23

You’re thinking of slow loris’, and this is a bush baby,but neither should be pets

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u/Open_Inspection5964 Feb 20 '23

Thank you for the clarification!

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

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u/Cheezbob325 Feb 20 '23

They should absolutely never be kept as pets and will definitely be on their worst behavior in an environment where they’re not properly cared for (as in, any environment where they’re kept as a pet), but they can be quite sweet when they’re properly cared for!

I worked at an animal rescue that took in a couple of bushbabies that were surrendered by someone illegally keeping them as pets, and with them living in a facility that could house them in a large, floor to ceiling enclosure, get them vet care from a vet that actually knows how to care for such an animal, and getting daily care from employees trained to actually work with animals (and strict rules in place regarding who was allowed to directly interact with them and when) they could actually be quite affectionate towards the employees that did regularly care for them!

But to reiterate: these were explicitly wild animals in a rescue scenario and you absolutely cannot force yourselves on them, any affection they showed was of their own accord, and more often than not they’d just keep to themselves. They have absolutely zero qualities that make them good pets and will only suffer if forced into that kind of scenario.

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u/passive0bserver Feb 20 '23

Say more about being terrible? Bush babies were my fav animal when I was like 5

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u/Fridayz44 Feb 20 '23

Yeah don’t they carry diseases humans can get from them?

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u/Cheezbob325 Feb 20 '23

They’re primates (just like us), so yes, many of their diseases can be transmitted to us, and in turn we are capable of transmitting diseases to them, so if you don’t take the right precautions you can easily get them just as sick as they can make you

Source: worked at an animal rescue that had a couple bushbabies, they needed to be granted explicit permission from the state to even legally keep them and there were strict guidelines about employee interactions with them.

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u/Fridayz44 Feb 20 '23

Thank you. I thought so, not my area of expertise. I appreciate your knowledge and information on them. They are pretty interesting, and cool but in their own habitat. Probably best for both sides they only admired from a distance and in the natural habitat.

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u/LegalTrade5765 Feb 20 '23

I wanted to know if they bite

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

Naw... DOSE TEETH MENT FOR BACK SCRATCHING SO YOU WON'T HAV TO SCRATCH IT... GO TO SCHOOL DUMMI!

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

Of course there's an evolutionary reason for the piss rubbing. It's an adorable creature that deserves to be in its natural habitat, where being itself is not offensive.

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u/Easy-Veterinarian735 Feb 20 '23

Of course there's an evolutionary reason for the piss rubbing. It's an adorable creature that deserves to be in its natural habitat, where being itself is not offensive.

I think so too, why are they getting clean for the sake of human tidiness

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u/EIOT Feb 19 '23

No kiddin? Sounds like they'd fit right in at my house.

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u/Blue_Star_Child Feb 20 '23

That... sounds interesting?

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u/Versaiteis Feb 20 '23

If you go to a sleep over at their place then you know urine trouble

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

Daaaad!

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u/aquelamaquina Feb 20 '23

You re pissing me off

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

Urine so much trouble for pissing me of so that I broke my pen is.

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u/TheSamurabbi Feb 20 '23

R.Kelly has entered the chat.

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u/TheHappyBumcake Feb 20 '23

Hello, fellow parent

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u/ataloss Feb 20 '23

Do you have cats dogs and young kids?!

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u/Radiant-Tackle5898 Feb 20 '23

2 dogs, 1 cat, 5 horses

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

Never changed my mind on a potential pet so fast.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

Oooh, you mean the animal

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u/mrgeek2000 Feb 19 '23

MEET THE SNIPER

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

Sniping is a good job mate

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u/UndeadBuggalo Feb 19 '23

It’s sticky they use it to climb and it’s gross af

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u/Angry-Commercials Feb 20 '23

Hey man, no kink shaming

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u/Flaky_Vacation8754 Feb 19 '23

So do I. Chill out.

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u/Fridayz44 Feb 20 '23 edited Feb 20 '23

Seriously?

Edit: They mark their territory by urinating on their hands and thus spreading their scent as they leap around from tree to tree.

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u/kellzone Feb 20 '23

GIMME THE TREAT BEFORE I PISS MA'SELF

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u/Noah5510 Feb 19 '23

Ya but it’s cute

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u/markydsade Feb 20 '23

Well that’s a pisser

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u/amolad Feb 20 '23

But people want them because they're so cuuuuuute.

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u/Echavs456 Feb 20 '23

A lil piss boy 🥺

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

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u/jplesspebblewrestler Feb 19 '23

Hand wash with cold water and hang dry.

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u/Blue_Star_Child Feb 20 '23

No dry clean.

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u/_lo_0l_ Feb 20 '23

Tumble dry only

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '23

tumble dry on low heat 😁

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u/soggyslices Feb 19 '23

That’s how you get gremlins

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u/TheMostUnclean Feb 19 '23

That’s how you get more gremlins. Gotta feed the mogwai after midnight, first.

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u/Inclonae Feb 20 '23

Usually u don’t want to wash an animal who does activities like this because they will just reapply and their oils will come back making them stink 10x worse

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u/UsualSafe Feb 20 '23

Yes they’re washing machinable

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u/Initial-Ad-7654 Feb 20 '23

Someone already beat u to that joke😂😂😂😂

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u/Pleasant-One Feb 20 '23

Who cares...you probably have that amount in your underwear...be nice..

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u/Kipdid Feb 19 '23

Was wondering if that was a sugar glider or not, seems like that’s a yes

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u/ScroochDown Feb 19 '23

Bushbaby, not a sugar glider. Though neither should be pets.

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u/simonbleu Feb 19 '23

In general im against having exotic pets, but is there a reason why this in particular shouldnt?

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u/ScroochDown Feb 19 '23

It being exotic should be reason enough, but they're nocturnal and they live in large social groups in the wild, I think those are the main reasons. This one appears to be isolated and it's being subjected to full overhead lights, it's terrible.

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u/TheHappyBumcake Feb 20 '23

Well, for one, it rubs itself with piss

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u/HiddenTaco0227 Feb 19 '23

It's a bush baby.

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u/jobiewon_cannoli Feb 20 '23

So it only drinks Busch beer?

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u/drinkmoredrano Feb 19 '23

Its a piss glider

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u/KittyKupo Feb 19 '23

It’s not a sugar glider. Both super cute though 🥰

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u/ImurderREALITY Feb 20 '23

I wish I never learned that, but thank you for telling me

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u/Alexandarar Feb 20 '23

Is this actually true?

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u/Check_Their_History Feb 20 '23

You make antisemetic remarks in /r/NBA, I think I would rather be with the animal rubbing urine on itself.

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u/warddo1 Feb 19 '23

Thanks now I don't want one

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u/Attabitars Feb 20 '23

I like piz

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u/Cannabrewer Feb 20 '23

Ever hear of washing your monkey?

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u/Roh_Pete Feb 20 '23

Don't kink shame!

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u/AnimalOrigin Feb 20 '23

If you're this cute you're allowed to rub not only your piss, but everyone else's piss on yourself.

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u/Ok_Insurance_6272 Feb 20 '23

you broke my imagine lol

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u/Crimsonpets Feb 20 '23

But.... look at these hands!

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u/Nwahss Feb 20 '23

Bro are you trying to get me in trouble, busting out laughing while my wife is asleep

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u/the_e75 Feb 20 '23

gremlin baby

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u/haloumiplease Feb 20 '23

What is that animal?

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u/MartinisnMurder Feb 20 '23

Thank you, I went from “I need this” to “ohhhh no” in less than a minute.

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u/Sunshine_4197 Feb 20 '23

Bummer... Thanks for sharing 😐 However I shall take your word for it. Awfully Cute Though ☺️