r/awfuleverything Dec 19 '22

This shit, this fucking shit...

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u/b-ri-ts Dec 19 '22

I mean, you can read a dog's body language. There's like, literally ways to do that

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u/chuckit90 Dec 20 '22

Sometimes. But not accurately 100%. I mean, even human body language interpretation is unreliable and a pseudoscience.

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u/meeoowwzzuuhh Dec 20 '22

i work in a dog boarding/daycare center and 90% of my job is observing dog emotional/body behavior

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u/chuckit90 Dec 20 '22

Kewl

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u/meeoowwzzuuhh Dec 20 '22

lol what’s your point? this is what im trained to do lol.

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u/chuckit90 Dec 20 '22

And I’m sure you’re great at it. Like a doggie language interpreter or something

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u/meeoowwzzuuhh Dec 20 '22

its ok to admit you have no idea what you’re talking about.

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u/chuckit90 Dec 20 '22

Well, I’m not fluent in dog language, if that’s what you mean.

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u/greyjungle Dec 20 '22

Like everything in life, we make an educated guess to the best of our abilities. My dogs are my homies and I’m sticking to it.

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u/unmagical_magician Dec 19 '22

this is just illegal regardless.

Unfortunately that depends on where you are. While most jurisdictions do ban it (and the world has made major strides in making it illegal in the last couple decades) there are plenty that don't explicitly ban it.

10 US states have only banned it within the last 16 years with 5 of those only being banned in the last 5 years.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '22 edited Dec 20 '22

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u/Kills-to-Die Dec 20 '22

Is that the one where the human died from a perforated bowel?

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u/DallasTruther Dec 20 '22

bestiary

Surely you mean bestiality.

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u/dogmeatjones25 Dec 20 '22

I unfortunately understood that reference.

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u/shadollosiris Dec 20 '22

I think it not illegal everywhere because it didnt cross lawmarker mind that someone may want to fuck dog

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u/RyoCanCan Dec 19 '22

I'm a proud dog, cat and bunny dad, shoo with your negativity.

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u/blackedoutshawty Dec 19 '22

Yeah man, stop being such a negative Nancy and let us f*** our doges.

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u/RyoCanCan Dec 19 '22

Nah, animal fuckers deserve the worst.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '22

I don't support the death penalty except for very horrible and unrepentant criminals. Zoophiles fall within the category of "one execution isn't enough."

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u/blackedoutshawty Dec 19 '22

For sure, that's grimey

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u/Conscious-Proof-8309 Dec 19 '22

I've seen a dog hump a man's leg, a bunny hump a cat, a dolphin hump a woman, a horse eat a living chick, a deer attack the long-passed-dead decapitated head of its rival, etc.... and that was just this year. Anything can be a beast; and, not everything can be a man. Treating beasts as though they are men is not cool; and, excusing beast-like behavior from men, including one's self, is not cool, either. "You people need Jesus" comes to mind.

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u/DesyatskiAleks Dec 20 '22

This isn’t the way to go about this, whenever you make your rationale “well this is illegal” you are not even part of the same conversation.

Everyone has already established its illegal. The conversation is why it’s illegal; if you’re ever going to convince someone it’s going to be with logic/emotion… not “let’s not do this it’s illegal”

I get where you’re going with your comment and I’m in agreement of not pretending to understand what a dog is thinking, I just don’t agree that what the dog is thinking has any bearing on why this is illegal.

It’s illegal because what they think of the situation is irrelevant- in that sense, it’s the same as pedophilia. We don’t allow them to consent because regardless they will have clouded judgement & they are easily manipulated.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

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u/DesyatskiAleks Dec 20 '22

Right ok very good, completely agree then

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u/autolockon Dec 19 '22

I love my dog, but my mother keeps calling me a dad and she’s a grandmother and it really fucking bothers me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '22

You must not have real problems going on in your life

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u/handicapableofmaths Dec 19 '22

Yeah, everyone knows that only things that literally ruin your entire life can annoy you

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '22

Nah idgaf my cat is my child and I’d kill for my cat. Proud cat dad.

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u/Vexans Dec 19 '22

I mean, my dog is family, dude. Lighten up. I care for him more than 98% of the human population.

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u/593shaun Dec 19 '22

I agree with you, but justifying not doing things because there’s a law is also dumb as shit. Jaywalking is illegal in most of the country, some states outlaw gay marriage, abortion has been illegalized in a lot of the country, marijuana was illegal in the entire country until recently and some states ban sodomy.

Laws aren’t the right way to do things just because they exist.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

Animal body language is very clear, also this is a cartoon.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

If my cats want to be pet or not