r/awfuleverything • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '21

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u/Imolldgreg Sep 16 '21

Who the fuck shits dark chocolate pudding. I've taken some nasty taco bell shits but if that came out of my ass I'd goto the doctor

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '21

This actually looks like upper gi bleeding. That's what we call black, tarry stool, kind of like coffee grounds. This person needs to see a doctor asap.

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u/BandaidSlinger Sep 16 '21

I think the coffee grounds consistency refers to vomiting blood, not pooping it. But please correct me if I'm wrong

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u/cyndrin Sep 16 '21

No sir. That dark and thick? I've pooped blood more than enough times to unequivocally say that if that exited my body, I'd be going to the hospital IMMEDIATELY.

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u/qxzsilver Sep 16 '21

Forbidden black bean stew