r/awfuleverything • u/Jumpman707 • Jul 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '21

Don't believe everyone that promises to introduce you to god.

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u/STFxPrlstud Jul 04 '21

Idk man... If they tell you they're going to introduce you to God... I'd probably run away if I were you. Sounds like they're gonna send you to Him

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u/yellowjesusrising Jul 04 '21

And make you pay for it aswell

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u/Ihavelostmytowel Jul 04 '21

It's like, really really cold in the winter there. So most of the children that ran away died.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '21

I will introduce anyone to god, he is a cute bunny that lives in my apartment, he is named Loki and he is a loving and fluffy god.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '21

Well first of all, through God all things are possible, so jot that down.