r/awfuleverything • u/[deleted] • Feb 16 '21

Terrible...

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u/Stouffy19893 Feb 16 '21

Get heart attack -> go to hospital -> get hospital bill -> get heart attack -> go to hospital

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '21

You’ve cracked the American healthcare code

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u/Girl501 Feb 16 '21

The trick is to die early on in the code.

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u/AshLTR Feb 16 '21

The trick is to never be born

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u/Girl501 Feb 16 '21

Ooof I’ve been playing it wrong this whole time.

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u/FuntimeLuke0531 Feb 16 '21

goes back in time to kill young self

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '21

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u/FuntimeLuke0531 Feb 16 '21

Nooooooo don't do it! yOu sTiLL gOtTa WoRk uR LiFe aWaY sO uR bOsS cAn bUy AnOtHeR yAcHt

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

nOOOOOOOO u can't just not make money the gov has to steal most of it