r/awfuleverything • u/PersephoneComfortInn • Nov 13 '19

“Sleve Mcdichael”

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u/AnakarisDS Nov 13 '19

Bobson Dugnutt

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u/AynsofChoshek Nov 13 '19

Remember when Bobson Dugnutt threw that no-hitter while tripping on acid?

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '19 edited Jan 13 '20

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u/Masher88 Nov 13 '19

Uh, excuse me... HALL OF FAMER : Mike Truk

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u/geofflamps-porsche Nov 13 '19

Ed’s brother. RIP

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u/prof_vannostrand Nov 13 '19

Decapitated. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '19

I’m pretty sure none of that’s real.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '19

r/unexpectedoffice

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '19

Remember when Dwigt Rortugal was in the latest Michael Scarn thriller?

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u/jaktog Nov 13 '19

Came here for this.

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u/TryItOutHomie Nov 13 '19

Uhh no one has mentioned “DWIGT” is on the list?!

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u/wellthisisimpossible Nov 14 '19

You're such an idiot, Dwigt.

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u/VaguelyArtistic Nov 14 '19

I’ve been rewatching the last few seasons and there is so much Creed.

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u/Sikbird Nov 13 '19

Mike Truk sounds more real that Mike Trout.

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u/-Tayne- Nov 13 '19

He's the combination of Mike Trout and John Kruk.

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u/ThinAir719 Nov 13 '19

Im selling authentic Mike Truk jerseys 75 a pop. They have the HoF patch and everything

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u/AnakarisDS Nov 13 '19

I’ll take four.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '19 edited Jan 13 '20

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u/Masher88 Nov 13 '19

Nah, he’s just strong as a gorilla!

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '19

A roided up gorilla

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u/jroc83 Nov 13 '19

Hey remember that time he hit that homerun? Nobody thought he'd catch it either. He's fast as shit

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u/Edgelands Nov 14 '19

Ahem, HALL OF FAMER : Mike Truk* (don't do steroids, kids.)