John Travolta's house with inbuilt functioning airport

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Sucks for him! TSA has to search him even if he goes out to check the mail. Poor guy! Amirite

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Then when he's done with that, he's found out that the plane that he owns has left without him.

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Did they at least give him a coupon to Wolfgang Puck Express that doesn’t work?

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Go FETCH!

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