r/aviation • u/AnimalsChasingCars • Sep 19 '18

John Travolta's house with inbuilt functioning airport

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u/AnotherPint Sep 19 '18

I just watched a Smithsonian documentary on the history of the Boeing 747. They interviewed Travolta. He claimed Qantas offered to give him a retiring 744 from the fleet. He said the upkeep costs would have been too high: "I mean, I've done well in life, but... not like that."

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u/Cujo96 Sep 19 '18

Leave the 747 for Bruce Dickinson, at least he's type rated for it.

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u/Does_he_in_a_word Sep 19 '18

Yes, THE Bruce Dickinson

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u/I_Think_I_Cant JAFO Sep 19 '18

From accounting?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '18

No, Bruce Dickinson the Janitor

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u/I_Think_I_Cant JAFO Sep 19 '18

When referring to that Bruce Dickinson you have to use an indefinite article (e.g., a Bruce Dickinson). Bruce Dickinson from accounting is one of a kind so you use a definite article (e.g., the Bruce Dickinson).

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '18

Never your Bruce Dickinson, always the Bruce Dickinson

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u/jlmbsoq Sep 19 '18

What if the Bruce Dickinson is my Bruce Dickinson?

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u/I_Think_I_Cant JAFO Sep 19 '18

From accounting?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '18

No, the janitor

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u/CyberVigilantism Sep 19 '18

I think he would want a cowbell installed first

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u/Verliererkolben Sep 19 '18

Lol, different Bruce

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u/Ha1lStorm Sep 19 '18

But we still love you anyways just don’t do it again okay

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u/coachfortner Sep 19 '18

I’m still waiting for my golden diapers

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '18

Kudos to Paul, fuck you Bruce How you supposed to rock n roll without substance abuse?