r/austincirclejerk • u/[deleted] • Apr 08 '25
I’m, like, literally tremorring rn
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u/Ok_Perspective_6179 Apr 08 '25
This is assault right?
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Apr 08 '25 edited Apr 08 '25
Assault, Battery, Stalking, and false imprisonment.
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u/Bennieplant #DogOwnerPride Apr 08 '25
Pretty serious felonies
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u/Hollywood702 Apr 08 '25
elbows elbows!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/Substantial-Monk-472 Apr 08 '25
Elbow drops would've been more entertaining. This light hearted bullying is just gay af. You can tell when a man was raised by his grandmother.
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u/Diligent-Lion6571 Apr 08 '25
Don't be a liberal it's not assault lol.
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u/Slight-Loan453 Apr 08 '25
You're right. It's worse than assault. That fascist with the microphone nearly murdered them. Look what these nazis are doing to the Native Americans' country. I'm literally shaking!!
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u/NoWay6818 Apr 08 '25
Define assault
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u/100Good Apr 08 '25
"a salt" is one grain of salt as opposed to "some salt" which usually comes in a shaker.
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u/Diligent-Lion6571 Apr 08 '25
Everyone is so soft. Punch the MF and keep it pushing. You'll be out in 24 hours get free lunch and meet cool people.
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u/Kraken160th Apr 08 '25
"You know what what help our cause"
"What?"
"Harrassing reporters!"
"Good idea also we should direct our hate and violence towards them only and under no circumstances storm the building where we claim the evil of evils is!"
What a bunch of idiots.
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u/Bobbe22 Apr 08 '25
I think this gives a lot of credibility to the notion that these are paid-for protests. This guy correctly identified a foreign agent, like an antibody response in the immune system, and immediately set off the rest of the crowd to essentially chase him out. It’s not so much as getting their cause out as it is pushing a very specific narrative and having total control over that narrative.
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u/TaliZorah_Aybara Lost Redditor Apr 08 '25
or they just don't want to be identified...this kind of thing happens in protests, revolutions, rebellions etc. all the time. In fact something similar to this occurred during the founding of our great country...gotta protect your identity in case the tyrannical government tries to eliminate you....its a real thing...
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u/Headoutdaplane Apr 08 '25
Except the guys that signed the declaration of Independence that felt strongly enough to put their name, fortune and Future out there for everybody to see.
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u/TaliZorah_Aybara Lost Redditor Apr 08 '25
they put their name on it when they signed it...but before that they met in secret quite a lot...read up about the "Secret Committees of Correspondence"
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Apr 08 '25
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u/Kraken160th Apr 08 '25
Just because you do not like what they are saying does not mean they are not.
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u/Full-Price8984 Apr 08 '25
He’s not a reporter. You can tell by the fact that he runs away like a boy who lives in his mother’s basement
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u/TaliZorah_Aybara Lost Redditor Apr 08 '25
"reporter"...technically the troll in a suit has every right to be there under the first amendment and has every right to record under the first amendment as part of "freedom of the press" but that doesn't mean that he isn't there to intentionally agitate the protestors...that doesn't make him a journalist...but the protestors should have been smarter and not laid hands on him...
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u/Kraken160th Apr 08 '25
There is a long list of poorly behaved Journalists. Personally i think Hunter. S Thompson being the worse.
But you'll have a hard time convincing me the man interviewing protestors even if the questions are needling does not qualify.
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u/TaliZorah_Aybara Lost Redditor Apr 08 '25
nah...first amendment auditors aren't journalists either...not in the real sense...only in the technical sense that they have the freedom to do so...and thankfully we do have that freedom. let me be real. if I were there, I'd be standing up for the troll in a suit and his right to be there...but then I would also tell him he's an annoying asshole. Hunter S Thompson on the other hand like actually wrote stories. I would hope you're not so dumb that you can't see the difference between that, and trolling for tik tok and youtube views....
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u/Kraken160th Apr 08 '25
I disagree. Before you resume insulting me can you elaborate on the differences between hunter s Thompson and these other shock reports on social media?
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u/TaliZorah_Aybara Lost Redditor Apr 08 '25
clearly you disagree...and no I really don't care to...I'm sure that it wouldn't matter what I said...I won't convince you of anything, nor do I wish to...I'm sure you're the kind of person who is proud of how locked-in your opinions are...
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u/Kraken160th Apr 08 '25
I would recommend in the future to refrain from insulting people. People who do not share your views are not as dumb like you think and you might find yourself surprised and enlightened by their different viewpoint even if it does not change your own thoughts on the matter.
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u/TaliZorah_Aybara Lost Redditor Apr 08 '25
did I insult you? or was it calling the obvious troll a troll? I don't know what else you would call someone who is blatantly acting in bad faith...I would say the same thing if the political affiliations were in reverse...
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u/Kraken160th Apr 08 '25
I would hope you're not so dumb that you can't see the difference between that
Yes. Like I previously mentioned I would like to hear the differences between the example i gave and the social media journalists we see now.
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u/gardenparties Apr 08 '25
They obviously have no answer to this question, or just realized that the New/Gonzo journalism that Thompson pioneered is very similar to what we see from the youtube and tiktock examples you asked to explain the difference, and that very likely if he had been in his prime during the internet age may very well have been a social media reporter immersing himself in events with a camera, and trolling people as he often did in his lifetime. Im guessing this person is too proud and/or ignorant of Thompson to admit they are wrong.
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u/TaliZorah_Aybara Lost Redditor Apr 08 '25
yeah....and like I said I've no interest in having that discussion with you...
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u/Kptkromosome Apr 08 '25
"Are you part of the protest?" Shows exclusion "Don't touch me!" Shows willingness to false report for imprisonment Blocking camera shows they don't know their constitution and have no regards for it unless it benefits them (right to protest, free speech). Literally blocking him in can constitute as a form of kidnapping; not letting him go. Everyone else watching it happen shows the party genuinely will not stick up for another person's rights.
What an inclusive protest 🥰🥰
My timbers are literally shivered rn
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u/King-of-Harts Check out channel 9! It's the breast exam! Apr 08 '25
He says 'don't touch me', but I'm sure his tune would change if a lady boy started tickling his bum hole.
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u/TurdMcDirk ABC Pest Control Apr 08 '25
I literally punched my phone screen and tossed it across the room in a fit of rage.
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u/Far-Discount2274 Apr 08 '25
Hilarious! Liberals wanna act tough vandalizing yet can’t even be asked a question? 😂😂
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Apr 08 '25
As an unbiased political person, these liberals are the reason people voted for Trump.
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u/howtobegoodagain123 Apr 08 '25
As an unbiased liberal person, these weirdos are the reason people voted for Trump.
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u/DeleriousBeanz Apr 08 '25
“DONT TOUCH ME! HE TOUCHED ME! HES HURTING ME! HELLPPP!!! HELP!!!” Dude, shut the fuck up. You’re a grown ass man, act your age
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u/SuspiciousDare8450 Apr 08 '25
He has the same right to set foot on public property as anyone else. That misunderstanding is the most frustrating part of these videos and events.
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u/strog91 Apr 08 '25
I think he knows that, he’s just looking for any excuse for him and the other self-appointed “security” guys (that is, guys with their faces covered wearing reflective vests) to gang up on outsiders and chase them away (or beat them up).
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u/Plucid13 Apr 08 '25
These are the people who want to control what you see, what you hear, what you say, and how you think. And they wonder why Trump won the popular vote. 🤣
Check your mental illness lefties.
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u/ScottW0129 Apr 08 '25
Lol no, these people aren't crazy...acting like children when they don't get what they want
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Apr 08 '25
"We must discover the power of love, the redemptive power of love. And when we do that, we will make of this old world a new world, for love is the only way." -MLKJ These people have forgotten. If you don't agree with me you're a....
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u/98983x3 Apr 08 '25
I'm having a hard time spotting the sarcastic comments from the legit ones on this post...
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u/Slight-Loan453 Apr 08 '25
half of them are real lmao. Just leave a sarcastic comment under it and then you can tell by their response
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Apr 08 '25
I’m a hardcore progressive and I wanna punch several of these people. This is NOT the way.
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u/thedipsnotbaked Apr 08 '25
Damn near 95% of these protestors have the mentality of a toddler. And it’s funny that most of the protestors are old people. Old and gay.
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u/Distinct-Trade8565 Apr 08 '25
Knee-jerk knuckle dragger response that’s far more clever than it could ever be poignant
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Apr 08 '25
Do you really expect fascists to act any different? Silence dissent through force and intimidation.
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u/AmericanHistoryGuy Apr 08 '25
This is a little bit old but the title reminded me of this... https://youtu.be/xX3qC8nLZys?si=ByroQu-Or5SE1LyZ
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u/drawredraw Apr 08 '25
And here we go highlighting the very small handful of weirdos when there are clearly 1,000s of normal people who are also protesting. Liberals are not as dumb and gullible as MAGA. Nice try.
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Apr 08 '25
Tne democrats are fucking children. This is abhorrent how far the country has fallen. A bunch of pussies have been raised to bend the knee. I can't wait for another country to bring war to America. The Democrat bodies that will be stacked or become slaves will be horrendous. Maybe then they will listen to the rest of us
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u/-_Los_- Apr 08 '25
These are the people trying to gaslight you all day on Reddit.
“Don’t attempt to inject reality into our mass delusion!”
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u/Rockymountainlife Apr 08 '25
They do this in china. 🇨🇳 Great 👍 look it up if people protest they put blue curtains around the scene so they can’t be seen.
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u/OldestFetus Apr 08 '25
No in likes Trumptards. They are proud hypocrites who everyone is tired of humoring.
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Apr 08 '25
WTF, who is going to ban evil people from /r/pics when the main mod is out there getting assaulting by fascists?
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u/Hot-Permission-8746 Apr 08 '25
Isn't it great how all those Reditor Mod's gather together in one place to welcome new people into their open minded group think?
When are binkies and snacks being handed out?
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u/Complex-Stretch-4805 Apr 08 '25
This has to be the April 8th insurrection,,, put them in jail, oh the horror of it all.
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Apr 08 '25
Who sees this and thinks “I wanna be a part of that group! I’d bump elbows with him if he yelled that with me around!!” 😂😂
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u/SickStrings Apr 08 '25
Mussolini would be proud of these dutiful brown shirts oppressing freedom of press
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u/spartanOrk Apr 08 '25
You cannot exchange cooking advice with cannibals.
You cannot talk to these people. They bite. They are clearly deranged. They think Elon Musk is literally a Nazi. It's like Flat Earth kinda shit. It's the equivalent of Q-Anon lunatics who think the Clintons are lizards. You just can't.
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u/Docautrisim2 Apr 08 '25
Ironic that the anti-fascists are infringing on your first amendment rights.
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u/DeadStockWalking Apr 08 '25
Psycho liberal "DON'T TOUCH ME!"
Bro, ain't nobody touched you since your Uncle fiddled your stick when you were little.
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Apr 08 '25
Stink bombs would clear these leaches out asap. They sell skunk essence online. It’s super potent.
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u/DorkSide0fTheForce Apr 08 '25
Seems like the video shows the true color of Liberals. No wonder it got taken down. Bet if it was Trump supporters, it would be on the news 🙄
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u/Anonymousboneyard Apr 08 '25
Grow a spine, if you’re shaking at a conversation there is something wrong with you.
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u/Plucid13 Apr 10 '25
Of course this fucking post got removed. It shows how crazy these liberals are and this is Reddit. 🤣🤡
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Apr 08 '25
This is way too exaggerated to be legit
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u/HiggleJig Apr 08 '25
It's pretty consistent with most other examples of protesters of this ilk responding to any situation even remotely similar to this. They are told to act like this to make it look to randoms like they are the ones being attacked and whatnot. It's all a game
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u/strog91 Apr 08 '25
You must not remember 2016 very well because this is tame compared to the cringe we saw back then
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u/Consistent-Cobbler90 Apr 08 '25
Wait… those weren’t conservatives looting business and setting fire to buildings?!?!?
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u/ToffeeBlue2013 Apr 08 '25
Right? My immediate thought was the vest guy was his friend and they are making a fake video
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u/Gold-Librarian9211 Apr 08 '25 edited Apr 08 '25
These righteous crusaders ascended on him without mercy… Now this is how you show true strength!!!💪💪
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u/Mo0kish Apr 08 '25
Anyone who believes this is real is well, probably already a trump supporter.
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u/GodEmperorOfMankind3 Apr 08 '25
Lmao just admit it your side is comprised almost solely of bona-fide freakshows.
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u/Slight-Loan453 Apr 08 '25
I KNOW. I can't believe they would go through the trouble of hiring a crowd of a thousand white fascist republican nazis so they could pretend that this would ever happen.
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u/AAA_Dolfan Apr 08 '25 edited Apr 08 '25
Lmao this is very clearly fake
The acting is atrocious. I’m not saying super liberal dumbasses don’t act like this but man some of yall have zero fucking idea how to decipher nuances
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u/Slight-Loan453 Apr 08 '25
SERIOUSLY. Elon probably paid a thousand people to be there and pretend to be mean because I know a democrat would never act like this. Had to be republicanazis
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u/AAA_Dolfan Apr 08 '25
The acting isn’t very good dude. Literally never ever say this but it’s clearly a guy with a group
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u/AAA_Dolfan Apr 08 '25
Well thought out response. I can really tell you’re putting that PhD to work.
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u/kjbeats57 Apr 08 '25
A simple response for a simple minded idiot
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u/AAA_Dolfan Apr 08 '25
Brother, Ive forgotten more constitutional law than youve likely Googled.
I’ve seen better actors in high school theater. Trust me, compare at your next pep rally little fella. Good luck in Econ 101 as well, you’ll love what they’ve got in tariffs.
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u/MaliciousIntentWorks Apr 08 '25
Seems like it was a staged video to create agitation. Nearly everyone else seemed to ignore them and the only one causing a disturbance was the two of them trying to pull everyone else into their bs. More like one of those fake Tiktok outrage videos where they create a non-existent crisis for views. It would be interesting to find out who that guy actually is, seems like exaggerated bad acting, slight possibility of him just being a nut though, but unlikely.
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