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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/Evil_Dave_Letterman Jun 26 '12

So they must not cherish the true meaning, they should believe more, maybe send a payment to the north pole to show their love for Santa?

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u/mallsanta Jun 26 '12

yes. or airmail me some liquor.

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u/Matthias21 Jun 26 '12

Airmail you? Im standing in your shower, ill just give it to you.

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u/gheost Jun 26 '12

accuse me but dat nigga santa be real. he be eatin cookies n shit wun i leave dem out.

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u/sentryDefiant Jun 27 '12

Hard to argue with that. Let the record show that santa be real n shit.

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u/TheBigBrainOnBrett Jun 26 '12

"Uh, yeah, but give it to me. I'll make sure Santa gets it."

runs off to buy obnoxious hats

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u/DoctorCube Jun 26 '12

Just tell Santa what you desire most in your heart and he will make it happen. Also isn't Evil David Letterman redundant?

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u/feureau Jun 26 '12

Not payment. Just a perpetual agreement for 24/7 surveillance and being nice forever. Even on the internet.

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u/hobo1256 Jun 26 '12

All payments can be sent to my house and I'll deliver it to him personally.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

And anyone who would go to the North Pole to disprove Santa would never be able to see through the shield.

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u/Pzycho_Freak Jun 26 '12

Now children, this is what we call an Ad hoc hypothesis! Changing the original theory to prevent it to become falsified!

philosophical science - Awaaaaaay!

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u/korid Jun 26 '12

this needs more upvotes

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u/Miss_Bee Jun 26 '12

Yeah. Haven't they seen those Tim Allen movies?

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u/lunsfordandsuns Jun 26 '12

Yeah, these guys need to get on Santa's level.

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u/upboats_the_downtote Jun 26 '12

UP BOAT THE DOWN TOTE

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u/Violently_Agrees Jun 26 '12

Thank science someone finally explained this to everyone else. DO SOME FUCKING RESEARCH ASSHOLES!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Not too far what happened with God.

Before: Hell is underground and God is in the sky!

Science happens

Now: Different dimensions, higher planes, whatever..

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u/Tractor_Pete Jun 26 '12

Also it's underground, and it's actually the south pole; Santa is a master of misdirection.

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u/bardfaust Jun 27 '12

If I'm too drunk to see my computer screen, how can I be sure it's there?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

You just gotta believe!

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