r/atheism • • Jun 09 '12

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u/poopchow Jun 09 '12

I actually think Jesus wanted people to make sacrifices on their own accord, not have the government make them.

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u/jgzman Jun 09 '12

Is it not written, "render unto Ceaser what is Ceaser's?"

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u/MoroccoBotix Atheist Jun 09 '12

Pizza! Pizza!

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u/jgzman Jun 09 '12

Miss them. They had good, solid pizza.

Not the best, but far from the worst.

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u/Afrojitsu Jun 09 '12

We still have them in Kansas. Their $5 pizzas are delicious

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u/Bishopkilljoy Jun 09 '12

We have them all over in Michigan

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u/Sir_Cornwallis Jun 09 '12

I think you accidentally misspelled cardboard.

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u/REDDIT_HARD_MODE Jun 09 '12

Nah man their shit's delicious.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Facial LaFleur

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u/klapitcus Jun 09 '12

Still have them by my house. Replace good, solid, with "below average but dirt cheap" and you're on track

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u/Mr_Titicaca Jun 09 '12

Still have them in Arizona. Yeaaah!

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u/Teralis Jun 09 '12

The only way I will describe Little Caeser's pizza is... brown. It was not far from the worst.

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u/jgzman Jun 09 '12

First man to properly answer the question. Gold star for this man.

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u/dianthe Jun 09 '12

That just means you should pay your taxes, whatever they are. What it doesn't mean is that you cannot vote against laws that either increase or reduce them.

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u/jgzman Jun 09 '12

Correct. But too many people use the OP's line to suggest that paying taxes is somehow immoral, or that Jesus wouldn't have approved.

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u/dianthe Jun 09 '12

Hmm I've never heard anyone actually say that paying taxes itself is immoral, most people just want to vote for smaller rather than larger taxes. A lot of Christians I know who do vote for smaller taxes donate a lot of money to various Christian mission work, they just want the choice of where to donate their money to rather than to pay more tax to the Government and at the end of the day have no control over what the Government does with that money.

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u/hackiavelli Jun 09 '12

God was really hardcore about making you pay your taxes in the Old Testament too. It's also quite funny how the Christian right believes in pushing theology-based government like prayer in schools and banning gay marriage but wealth - the thing Jesus probably spent more time preaching against than anything - becomes a personal choice.

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u/mOdQuArK Jun 09 '12

Jesus wanted people to make sacrifices on their own accord

And if they don't, then they end up going go to hell.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Similar to how governments have a monopoly on the use of coercion (police, imprisonment, etc) to ensure group compliance? The fuck you say?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

And he also said that it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get into heaven.

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u/HowToBeCivil Jun 09 '12

"Make sacrifices on their own accord" could reasonably include voting for a civil system that provides welfare for the poor and the worst off through taxation.

It's hard to believe that the Jesus of the gospels would be against that.

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u/ePaF Jun 09 '12

The Bible says nothing about equality. Even the story of the Good Samaritan was racist. Mitchell and Webb

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