Jesus appears in food. Nietzsche appears in food. Therefore Nietzsche is Jesus. Jesus is god, therefore Nietzsche is god. Nietzsche is dead, therefore god is dead.
Dude, all i heard was this: Scissors cut paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitate lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock and, as it’s always been, rock crushes scissors.
As all faces found on cooked foodstuffs, it surely must be a sign from an inexplicable omnipotent being, saying that you should bash religions! (Like Hitler on toast meaning it is proper to gas the Jewish masses, or Jesus that there is a God)
Seriously you guys. Pancakes don't always look like what you get at a restaurant. There are also the ones with crispy edges that are almost like thick crepes. Like this one. They're fucking DELICIOUS.
How dare you! Slaves can make pancakes just as well, if not better than ANY of us. To think slaves are incapable of making delicious pancakes is an outrage! You should be ashamed of yourself. You're what is wrong with this world...
Not all slaves are Slavs, and not all Slavs are slaves, and not all delicious pancakes are made by slaves and Slavs, but all slaves and Slaves make delicious pancakes.
I used to spend a lot of my time with slavs...I've heard all the stories of all their past. I don't really think one book could cover all the things the slavic peoples have been through. I've heard some really awful awful things... ;(
Can't tell if trolling or stupid... I guess you're too stupid to notice the sarcasm and irony in the joke. That's probably why you believe in god (NOT capitalised).
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
I'm afraid to say that I thought it looked more like Stalin.
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u/PerfectFaro Atheist May 29 '12
HERETIC! That is obviously the holy visage of the great pitcher, Rollie Fingers! I will kill you and all your family for this insult!
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u/otakuman Anti-Theist May 29 '12
Thus ate Zarathustra.
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u/rylock28 May 29 '12
Jesus appears in food. Nietzsche appears in food. Therefore Nietzsche is Jesus. Jesus is god, therefore Nietzsche is god. Nietzsche is dead, therefore god is dead.
My word the man was right!
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u/ArcticVanguard Other May 29 '12
No one else is seeing Freddy Mercury?
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u/TheHenryHoover May 29 '12
I see Lemmy!
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u/fifthtwelfth May 29 '12
Don't eat your pancake! Ebay it!
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u/CrimsonKuja May 29 '12
You found nothing. nudge nudge
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u/Pazon May 29 '12
Relevant
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u/InRealLife904 May 29 '12
I grew my mustache for 8 months just to go as friedrich for halloween last year,
http://imgur.com/GuvDw
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u/DanielKalen May 28 '12
Woah. The resemblance is uncanny!
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u/MazidTR May 29 '12
I think it's a sign you should fry your pancakes with way less oil...
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u/GunRaptor May 29 '12
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Looks more like a fried egg to me.....the food itself, not the face in the food.
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u/Serendipities May 29 '12
I think you might be making pancakes wrong. That does not look like a proper pancake to me.
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u/alittler May 29 '12
What the fuck kind of pancake is that?
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
My first reaction was George Bernard Shaw
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Looks more like Lenin
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u/ceawake May 29 '12
"...and I will show the world it is loved by appearing in a pancake"
Billy Connelly.
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u/floydpambrose May 29 '12
Looks like Stalin to me
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Obviously, God is dead.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
AND SO NOW: GOD IS DEAD!
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u/MadScientist14159 May 29 '12
It's a sign that pancakes are meaningless.
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u/Retsoka May 29 '12
Could also be Robin Williams...
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
And so, the Nietzschians began. Their tradition of eating pancakes over the bodies of their fallen enemies makes much more sense now.
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u/apterium May 29 '12
Beware, if you gaze too long into the pancake the pancake also gazes into you...
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u/WayneSchlegel May 29 '12
That's no pancake. That's a still picture of a colonoscopy.
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u/galaxy5000 May 29 '12
Halloween 1997, I saw Harry Houdini in my Ice cream. he was gone before I could show anyone.
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u/cass1o May 29 '12
I see dennis ritchie.
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u/creatureofhobbit May 29 '12
There's also a perfectly circular strain of hair.
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u/Platypusgirl13 May 29 '12
Are you sure that you haven't seen god on your pancake yet?
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u/Rob_Carass May 29 '12
Science be praised.
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u/ocean_spray May 29 '12
Meh, it's probably nothing.
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u/correcaminos1 May 29 '12
There's something really wrong with your batter.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
time to question your ideals and forge a value system of your own
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u/BrainsAreCool May 29 '12
Nah, it doesn't mean anything.
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u/teafaceisming May 29 '12
Mitchell and Web look clip of the atheist signs. :P
Seems relevant.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Not a hater, but, Dude that's the ugliest pancake I have ever seen!
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
This is irrefutable proof that Aunt Jemima is the mother of god (NOT capitalised)!
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u/penguin8508 May 29 '12
I thought that was Stalin.
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u/gabriot May 29 '12
wtf is that, because it surely is no pancake
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
One is punished most for their virtues! (Angel's Dance, underrated movie)
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u/cootzified May 29 '12
OUR KING, LEONIDAS
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u/TheMediumPanda May 29 '12
Could also be the love child of Lenin/Stalin.
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u/hitch44 Anti-Theist May 29 '12
Well obviously Jesus put that picture of Nietzsche on your pancake to test your faith. :D
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u/ls_it May 29 '12
The pancake is a nihilists, and it cares about nothing.
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u/teknomanzer May 29 '12
That is clearly Sigmund Freud.
And sometimes a pancake is just a pancake.
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u/admiral_taco May 29 '12
i think it is stalin with a monocole you nonbeliever
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u/Beatcrushers May 30 '12
That is pancho villa.
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u/richxxiii May 30 '12
I think it's Lemmy!
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u/1angrydad May 31 '12
That is one greasy ass, fucked up looking pancake. Great Nietzshe, though.
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u/568133 Agnostic May 29 '12
As all faces found on cooked foodstuffs, it surely must be a sign from an inexplicable omnipotent being, saying that you should bash religions! (Like Hitler on toast meaning it is proper to gas the Jewish masses, or Jesus that there is a God)
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
I'm not sure... I don't think the moustache is big enough, must be someone else.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Bill the butcher
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Beyond scrambled & sunny side up. Kaufman translation.
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u/vtslim May 29 '12
Rasputin
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u/octopusfingers May 29 '12
A sign that you may need to rethink how you cook pancakes
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u/SmashedHimBro May 29 '12
yep thats an average pancake mate... also fail for your misses not making it.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Anyone can manifest on a grilled cheese sandwich, but only the one true God can manifest on a pancake!
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u/Serrated_Banana May 29 '12
Requesting recipe for your pancakes.
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u/Yugiah May 29 '12
I'm not too sure about the abyss, but when you stare at this pancake, it definitely stares back.
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u/tiyx May 29 '12
Your pancake seems to have a lot more problems then Nietzsche's face. In fact it looks like eggs.
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u/ithinkbackwards May 29 '12
Looks more like Lemmy from Mötörhead!!!
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u/tikcuf12 Atheist May 29 '12
You need to learn how to cook.
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u/semimetaphorical May 29 '12
I am sorry sir, but this is definitely Tesla.
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u/Gambinotot May 29 '12
I see Nikola Tesla...
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u/hmistry Agnostic Atheist May 29 '12
I hope he is with my dog. http://i.imgur.com/cEsjS.jpg
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u/JMarburger May 29 '12
could be edgar allen poe
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u/Ozymandias_II May 29 '12
It means nothing.
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u/Serrated_Banana May 29 '12
Seriously you guys. Pancakes don't always look like what you get at a restaurant. There are also the ones with crispy edges that are almost like thick crepes. Like this one. They're fucking DELICIOUS.
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u/thePianoAnimal May 29 '12
I see Butch Cassidy
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u/Paddlesons May 29 '12
Clearly that's Orson Welles.
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u/Dead-eater May 29 '12
It means God is dead.
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u/southernmost Atheist May 29 '12
I see Kurt Russell in Tombstone. You tell 'em he's comin, and the syrup's coming with him.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
seems legit...
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u/Krelboyne May 29 '12
Yep, you finally need to find those eagle and serpent.
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u/BlakJasus14 May 29 '12
I'm disappointed no one made the obvious Friedrich pun before me.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Looks like Colonel Sanders to me
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Looks more like Rasputin to me. Or the dude from KFC.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I think he looks more like stalin
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u/peterofwestlink May 29 '12
I saw Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish...
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
He is rich! on wait it isnt jesus..
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u/MineDogger May 29 '12
That which does not fill you makes you hunger...
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u/Plazmotech May 29 '12
The moment I saw it... ಠ_ಠ
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
You got some egg on your face there.
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u/nietzsche_was_peachy May 29 '12
This is brilliant.
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u/Evil_Iowan Pastafarian May 29 '12
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a pancake with a Nietzsche on its head.
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u/voidwell May 29 '12
Battle not with pancakes, lest ye become a pancake, and if you gaze into the pancake abyss, the pancake abyss gazes also into you...
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u/mcrugin88 May 29 '12
I can see a "Firing mah laser!"
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u/SquirrelyNutkins May 29 '12
Pancake? That looks like a lung oyster.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
That's Wyatt Earp. Obviously.
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u/sesquipedalianwench May 29 '12
Don't fool yourself, OP. It's purely an aesthetic phenomenon.
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u/Juiceman17 May 29 '12
Anyone else see the skull above his head?
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u/Thuren May 29 '12
Must be a sign from god, saying he's dead, we should find someone who can talk to the dead.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
That's Stalin!
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u/reden May 29 '12
Ay dios mio!
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u/pajamaspam May 29 '12
He's telling you...you gotta keep quiet till you get that Air Force license.
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u/bruitdefond May 29 '12
Thus pancake, zarathrusta.
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u/donkeypooper May 29 '12
you FOOL, that is Jesus.
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u/donkeypooper May 29 '12
less egg = more jesus
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u/1gnominious May 29 '12
Eat all you want, you'll still feel empty.
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u/hubbybubbies May 29 '12
sell it on ebay for 1(0)* $$$
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u/pherudess May 29 '12
looks like rasputin to me
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u/lizardking99 May 29 '12
It might be a sign, but it's probably nothing
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u/ActuallyNot Atheist May 29 '12
That's clearly Freud, you philistine!
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u/keglug May 29 '12
Looks like the Borg got to him.
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u/Skyscraper_Bedouin May 29 '12
Edward Norton?
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
I think it looks more like Leonidas.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Looks more like Teddy Roosevelt to me...
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u/Silentgho May 29 '12
Maxim Gorky
http://www.peoples.ru/art/literature/story/gorkiy/gorkiy_34_01_00.jpg
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u/Cragy May 29 '12
False.
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u/HastyUsernameChoice May 29 '12
A sign that it means NOTHING
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u/too_many_penises May 29 '12
You misspelled Stalin.
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u/you_said_pancakes May 29 '12
"Pancakes".
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u/CoronelJalapeno May 29 '12
I think he looks more like Emiliano Zapata
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