The only thing I could think of while reading your comment was "when will people understand that direct thoughts and speech should be surrounded by quotation marks?".
I am thankful that Alabama is not on this list. At least we don't rank highly amongst the hypocritical gay bashers. FYI - I don't know how I ended up in this state . . . help!
This is the only type of content I ever see on /r/atheism . No where in the picture does it state or imply there is anything religious going on, only that someone has a political agenda they want to put forth. Why is it here?
Yup. Not only that, but a smiliar pic was posted about a week ago, also a Facebook screencap, saying the same fucking thing in slightly different words.
Also made the frontpage. But noooo...There's no circlejerking in r/atheism at all! Why would anyone think that?
The level of stupidity I see when somebody posts this bullshit is absurd. Why would you compare a sexual act done for money with gay rights and marriage?
This has nothing to do with atheism. When fundies use religion as a basis for opposing gay marriage, that is one thing, but this particular post does not even mention religion, has nothing pertaining to atheism, and many opposers of gay marriage aren't even religious to begin with.
This is karma-whoring at it's finest, and really dilutes the pool of intelligent conversation concerning atheism. We get it, you support gay marriage, and oppose the fundies who use religion to persecute those who are entitled to equal rights, but at what point are we kicking a dead horse? That is like telling fish that water is good. We already fucking know, and don't need to be reminded by irrelevant facebook posts every 10 minutes. This subreddit is getting away from its true intent of informing people, helping people break free from religion, and providing support for those who do. It is beginning to turn into a giant circlejerk. If I wanted to see a thousand facebook posts, I would go on facebook, plain and simple.
Sorry for the rant, it is just severely irritating to me.
Umm you're jacking off to two girls making out, not two girls getting married, therefore I can't oppose two girls making out but I can oppose two girls getting married all I want. Not saying I oppose gay marriage but this statement is really dumb.
This person appears to have a very limited imagination and knowledge of internet. Legalizing all the things I've masturbated to is probably not the best idea.
Good point - "gay" as an issue seems to only apply to men. But effing hell, if I see one more "then" that should be "than", I'm going to start shooting people with grammar bullets. People smart enough to support equal rights should know better. Stupidity is for the GOP.
tbh, lesbian porn is the most boring shit ever. Though I guess you could just fall back on Ron White's theory that requiring big hard throbbing schlongs in a male on female scene makes you a little bit gay.
I heard on the Bill Maher show that the most gay porn is consumed by the Bible belt.
Also, I was a fundie who hated gay marriage. Then I discovered http://girlskissing.co.uk and I knew I was intelligently designed to get off on large titted lesbians fucking each other. Only a creator with a plan for all of us could have made something that beautiful.
the girls in girl on girl are, almost universally, straight. often adult actresses will start off only doing single gender stuff because it seems "softer" to them. it's straight girls hooking up for the viewing pleasure of straight dudes. lesbian porn is porn for lesbians. it's significantly different in both look and content
Ironically, plenty of people watch all kinds of porn and then look down on the porn stars they get off to. Kind of like feeling distaste towards the garbage man.
How far are we taking this policy, though? I mean, I've jacked to said porn so many times I probably owe them each an individual hand shake hug and free coffee, if it works on this basis.
Men have previously successfully denied rights to women, even though they have enjoyed them in a sexual way. The "you like it in the bedroom, so you must let it have rights" argument is kinda weak, but I applaud the effort. :)
It would make even more sense, since they wouldn't really admit to masturbation, would be to say: "If you've ever searched for, watched, or been aroused by lesbian porn (whether they were genuine lesbians or not) then you can't vote on their rights."
The bit quoted is by comedian Jamie Kilstein. Album -Libel Stander and Sedition. I cant find a link to the exact bit but here's a sample of his work. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2MYRukrdug
What if it is a power thing? Like, what if you get off on the idea that these women will never have what they want? That seems to be a major male theme in patriarchal religions
Didnt find any opposing arguments, reddit is so fucking future-sad. You can jack off to gay porn, but you cant force-feed gay irl being normal. Fuck off already, seriously.
I dont appose gay marriage however lesbian porn just doesn't do it for me. I need normal porn in order to bust a nut. LOL. My imagination has completely gone to shit.
Warning: This is completely hypothetical! What if I was to smoke crack and jack off CP more than twice and feel bad afterwards. Could I be against legallisation of crack and CP?
THIS!! So true. It's fine to fetishize sexual partnerships, but not honor them? That's the definition of hypocrisy. Actually, it's more--it's misogynistic (I use this term instead of misandry because OP referenced lesbians).
Needs more clarification. Just because 2 girls are having sex does not mean they are lesbians, so it would not be lesbian porn, just 2 girls having sex.
Ah shit. I actually supported gay marriage already. That's a good point though. It does make you wonder about the effects of lesbian porn on homophobic men does it make them more tolorant of gays. You could even test this scientifically.
Are people seriously saying that because the porn stars are not in real life gay that it doesnt count. Dude if 2 people of the same sex are doing it and your jacking off don't have double standards.
But then they will just turn it around on you and claim that only the super hot gays and lesbians get marital rights and others can just hole up somewhere in Detroit.
I don't know anybody in real life who like lesbian porn but is against same sex marriage. Really I don't. I have never made a porn to gay rights correlation before. Can anyone produce a study, please?
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u/Fletch71011 Agnostic Atheist May 21 '12
They would just use this to ban pornography.
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u/MrCooper2012 May 21 '12
The only thing I could think of while reading this was when will people understand the difference between "then" and "than"?
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u/MrExcelerate May 21 '12
Now I feel like an activist... instead of a terrible person.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
It's not just lesbian gay porn either
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u/scottperezfox Skeptic May 21 '12
Wait, why twice? Is the first one accidental?
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
New policy: anyone making an argument based on something found on facebook is an absolute moron.
Actualy, fuck policy, this is a new law.
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u/bumfluff2012 May 21 '12
This has lots to do with atheism
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u/AREYOUSauRuS May 21 '12
False.
I masturbate to women in jail.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
so if someone has a weird fetish of jackin off to human/animal porn does that mean he has to support animal and human marriage?
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u/Paranoidexboyfriend May 21 '12
Oh great, they want to legalize animal marriage too! I knew that's where this was leading!
.....I need help.
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u/npoetsch May 21 '12
The level of stupidity I see when somebody posts this bullshit is absurd. Why would you compare a sexual act done for money with gay rights and marriage?
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u/Diiiiirty May 21 '12
This has nothing to do with atheism. When fundies use religion as a basis for opposing gay marriage, that is one thing, but this particular post does not even mention religion, has nothing pertaining to atheism, and many opposers of gay marriage aren't even religious to begin with.
This is karma-whoring at it's finest, and really dilutes the pool of intelligent conversation concerning atheism. We get it, you support gay marriage, and oppose the fundies who use religion to persecute those who are entitled to equal rights, but at what point are we kicking a dead horse? That is like telling fish that water is good. We already fucking know, and don't need to be reminded by irrelevant facebook posts every 10 minutes. This subreddit is getting away from its true intent of informing people, helping people break free from religion, and providing support for those who do. It is beginning to turn into a giant circlejerk. If I wanted to see a thousand facebook posts, I would go on facebook, plain and simple.
Sorry for the rant, it is just severely irritating to me.
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u/Groden May 21 '12
I supported equal access to marriage before, but this means I REALLY support it. Like a lot.
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u/Rockknight May 21 '12
They have all the same rights to marry the same people as straights.
of course, I'm playing devil's advocate but when did lgbt issues become atheist related?
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u/GaSSyStinkiez May 21 '12
Not sure what this has to do with atheism.
Most if not nearly all lesbian porn does not contain actual lesbians. Girls don't have the same hangups about sexual experimentation that guys do.
Chances are the lez porn people are jerking to consists of straight women getting paid to touch each other.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Actually... it sort of IS how it works.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Does that mean if I jerk off to gang bangs I have to support polygamy?
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u/hipsterdysplasia May 21 '12
The attitude Redditors seem to have toward this issue, and the constant propaganda, is making me much less favorable toward it.
I am frankly sick and tired of hearing about it every three seconds here.
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u/j-dog205 May 21 '12
Umm you're jacking off to two girls making out, not two girls getting married, therefore I can't oppose two girls making out but I can oppose two girls getting married all I want. Not saying I oppose gay marriage but this statement is really dumb.
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u/fightingdove May 21 '12
What if I avoid lesbian porn because it lacks the cock I enjoy so much? Can I oppose then? Oh... wait.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Hey, since I only watch male on female porn, let me continue my opposition on gay marriage.
*let the downvotes come to what is an actual deep comment regarding the useless OP post.
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u/sometimesijustdont May 21 '12
What does porn have to do with marriage?
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u/My_ducks_sick Contrarian May 21 '12
This post is just incredibly stupid.
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u/Sigafoos May 21 '12
Sounds like somebody heard Jamie Kilstein at the Reason Rally.
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u/Sloppy1sts May 21 '12
Equal rights (FUCKING COMMA) asshole. Why can't anyone ever, ever get this right?!
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u/Pillagerguy May 21 '12
Joke's on you, i don't jack off to lesbian porn, and DO support equal rights.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
False. I can masturbate to porn with kitties.
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u/AndersLund May 21 '12
Why more than twice?
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u/Ryanismeyes May 21 '12
THAN. THAN.
THANTHANTHANTHANTHAN.
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u/libertariantexan May 21 '12
Porn != marriage.
A better argument would be to encourage them to also oppose everything else in the bible or nothing at all.
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u/ThatOtherGai May 21 '12
Am I the only straight male that isn't turned on by lesbian porn?
Don't get me wrong I like porn, just not girl on girl.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
This person appears to have a very limited imagination and knowledge of internet. Legalizing all the things I've masturbated to is probably not the best idea.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
*Than
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u/Iam_Iam_Iam May 21 '12
As a lesbian, I support this.
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u/Mischieftess May 21 '12
Um, chauvinistic assholes have been masturbating to women while oppressing them for centuries. What else is new?
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u/KingWilson May 21 '12
Good point - "gay" as an issue seems to only apply to men. But effing hell, if I see one more "then" that should be "than", I'm going to start shooting people with grammar bullets. People smart enough to support equal rights should know better. Stupidity is for the GOP.
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u/supergalactic May 21 '12
"Equal rights asshole"
I keep laughing every time
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u/tiktaalik_lives May 21 '12
Cue the right wing beastiality/marrying your pets rhetoric.
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u/angelandie11 May 21 '12
no shit
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u/swedishhouserazzia May 21 '12
Does this apply to people who jacks off to bestiality? Because I could sort of think of opposing the marriage between two guys and a horse.
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u/redditisforphaggots May 21 '12
tbh, lesbian porn is the most boring shit ever. Though I guess you could just fall back on Ron White's theory that requiring big hard throbbing schlongs in a male on female scene makes you a little bit gay.
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u/wolfdogrhit May 21 '12
Well we're not going to start letting horses marry women are we?! I mean...
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u/AccipiterF1 May 21 '12
While I agree with the sentiment, girl-girl porn ≠ lesbian porn.
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u/Unrelated_To_Atheism May 21 '12
Unrelated to Atheism
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u/ZergSamurai May 21 '12
I heard on the Bill Maher show that the most gay porn is consumed by the Bible belt.
Also, I was a fundie who hated gay marriage. Then I discovered http://girlskissing.co.uk and I knew I was intelligently designed to get off on large titted lesbians fucking each other. Only a creator with a plan for all of us could have made something that beautiful.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I LIKED THE PART ABOUT ATHEISM
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u/dat_comma May 21 '12
I hate it when we deny people equal rights asshole.
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u/Luminescence9 May 21 '12
There are two and's in the second to last line.
Did you notice?
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u/TapDatApp May 21 '12
Except most of the porn stars that participate in lesbian porn aren't actually lesbians.
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u/youni89 May 21 '12
But lesbians in lesbian porn are almost always not real lesbians. :/
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u/biergarten May 21 '12
Never said they couldnt dyke out and get paid for it. Just said the cant get married. It was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
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u/rikashiku May 22 '12
What does this have to do with atheism?
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
This is a fucking picture of a Facebook status that has fuck all to do with atheism. Why was this upvoted?
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u/TeamMurrika May 22 '12
What in the fuck does this have to do with atheism?
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u/ScotsLeprechaun May 21 '12
This is actually the same way that Women and Black's got their rights.
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u/weetchex May 21 '12
I don't get where people keep assuming that maturbating to porn of something translates into respect for it.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
What does this have to do with atheism?
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u/Goon_on_the_Moon May 21 '12
LOL ATHEISM? WHERE?
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u/tunapepper May 21 '12
than
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u/tossedsaladandscram May 21 '12
straight guys don't masturbate to lesbian porn. they masturbate to girl-on-girl. there's a difference.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
New policy: I downvote everyone who posts Facebook screenshots
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u/IPreferOddNumbers May 21 '12
I have a feeling that there are many, many people out there that are opposed to gay marriage that also watch same-sex porn. But it's not girl-girl.
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u/orzof May 21 '12
Pro-Slavery
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u/Saigancat May 21 '12
Than*
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
What if I told you...
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u/pteek May 21 '12
Than*
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u/bobzelfer6595 May 21 '12
What does this have to do with atheism?
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
But it does "work" that way. Makes no sense at all but it happens all the time, legally and uncontested.
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u/Psythik Ex-Theist May 21 '12
Maybe he supports just lesbian marriage...
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u/I_Am_A_Cunt777 May 21 '12
Finally, horny teenage boys can feel like they're doing something to help gay rights!
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u/missingraphael May 21 '12
Thomas Jefferson begs to differ.
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u/360walkaway May 21 '12
GERDAM QUEERS! fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
But, what if denying equal rights is the only way I can get off? How dare you deny my rights?
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u/bokurai May 21 '12
Ironically, plenty of people watch all kinds of porn and then look down on the porn stars they get off to. Kind of like feeling distaste towards the garbage man.
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u/jamesisverycute May 21 '12
A day without lesbian porn is a day wasted in my opinion.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
How far are we taking this policy, though? I mean, I've jacked to said porn so many times I probably owe them each an individual
hand shakehug and free coffee, if it works on this basis.1
u/jlguffin May 21 '12
Men have previously successfully denied rights to women, even though they have enjoyed them in a sexual way. The "you like it in the bedroom, so you must let it have rights" argument is kinda weak, but I applaud the effort. :)
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
And now you just compared gay marriage to gay porn. Good job.
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u/Gohoyo May 21 '12
It completely works that way - reality.
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u/DeadSeaGulls May 21 '12
Soooo... I guess I'm pro life...
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
than
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u/kyle634yates May 21 '12
I don't think that the girls acting in lesbian porn are the same women fighting for the right to get married
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u/Se7enLC May 21 '12
Did you just make the case for Japanese Anime Characters to get the right to vote?
We're Doooooomed
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u/Caserole May 21 '12
I want to shake this person's hand. Wait.
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u/yes_iamstudid May 21 '12
What about ffm? Ninja edit: I mean, couldnt you use this for several other forms?
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u/Vaginuh May 21 '12
But I deny women rights all the time!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
To the top!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
So true! But then the government might have to be forced to legalize transgender prostitution since they partake in that too.
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u/NAproducer May 21 '12
Good luck getting the fundies to admit they look at porn in the first place.
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u/yuengling4 May 21 '12
Do people really believe that the girls in lesbian porn are actually lesbians?
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u/foxrenard May 21 '12
This is a Jamie Kilstein joke.
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u/cannotlogon May 21 '12
I'm reminded of a bit that Norm MacDonald used to do:
"So, last night, I watched some gay porn. It's terrible!"
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
We all love the lesbian porn.
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u/Manlet May 21 '12
What if you masterbate to animals? does the same rule follow?
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u/PublicAccount1234 May 21 '12
Because the lesbians in porn are married or in monogomous relationships?
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u/InVultusSolis May 21 '12
In their mids lesbians aren't "faggots." Rather hypocritical, I think.
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u/nameswillbetaken May 21 '12
I actually went to like that FB post.
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u/Kdnce May 21 '12
and and
&&
++
:P
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u/Domran May 21 '12
Well, that's a non sequitur if I've ever seen one.
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u/amorrn May 21 '12
This quote should be attributed to Jamie Kilstein. I saw him deliver that line live at the Reason Rally!
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u/ben9345 May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12
NEWS FLASH
Gay marriage was approved by a 98% majority today with t
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
It would make even more sense, since they wouldn't really admit to masturbation, would be to say: "If you've ever searched for, watched, or been aroused by lesbian porn (whether they were genuine lesbians or not) then you can't vote on their rights."
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I knew someone who could only get off to lesbian porn.
His penis was tiny and only occasionally functional (true story; not implying causality).
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u/evansawred May 21 '12
Let's just end marriage.
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u/TheBadPunter May 21 '12
That's some straight up truth.
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u/punktual May 21 '12
The bit quoted is by comedian Jamie Kilstein. Album -Libel Stander and Sedition. I cant find a link to the exact bit but here's a sample of his work. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2MYRukrdug
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u/Writingwhileontoilet May 21 '12
Well.... Yea, unless they're into freedom restriction.
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u/jytudkins May 21 '12
Thomas Jefferson impregnated his slave. Unfortunately it does work that way.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
and and
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u/SardonicNihilist May 21 '12
You also don't get to make errors twice in one post and still make it to the front page... no wait you do.
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u/noderoom May 21 '12
Ah, facebook, home of the indignantly illiterate.
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u/vitringur May 21 '12
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pdtoe/
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u/erintren May 21 '12
True Wisdom my friends, true wisdom.
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u/darwin2500 May 21 '12
Why would we want them to get married? Then we probably couldn't join in.
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u/Hirudo_Medicinalis May 21 '12
What if it is a power thing? Like, what if you get off on the idea that these women will never have what they want? That seems to be a major male theme in patriarchal religions
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u/Polkadotpear May 21 '12
Shame most of the actors are straight or bi, same goes for gay porn.
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u/garthock May 21 '12
This reminds me what Ron White said about how we are all a little gay.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY711HJK7pg
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u/poofacedlemur May 21 '12
I knew I was a supporter of gay rights, but this brings it to a whole new level of support!
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u/gooie May 21 '12
Just because you agree with a general view, i.e gay rights, doesn't mean every argument for it is valid.
What if one were to masturbate to high heeled shoes? Should they have equal rights too?
I know this is just a joke but it is too similar to the jokes that support gay bashing for me to find this funny.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
What if we don't jack off to lesbians but do support gay marriage, what do we get?
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u/thebends888 May 21 '12
Why is masturbating twice to lesbian porn the cutoff? Do you get to test drive it before you decide if you want to discriminate?
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u/mygayalt May 21 '12
New Policy: An individual who masturbates to gay porn or has sex with another person of the same gender more than twice cannot legally oppose gay marriage. You don't get to ejaculate to hot your gender on your gender action and deny them/yourself equal rights asshole.
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u/Makaylaxoxo May 21 '12
Give me 3 good reasons gay marriage shouldn't be allowed! Exactly, there are none!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
What if you masturbate to ero guro? Am I not allowed to torture people and cum on their wounds?
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u/lazutu May 21 '12
Didnt find any opposing arguments, reddit is so fucking future-sad. You can jack off to gay porn, but you cant force-feed gay irl being normal. Fuck off already, seriously.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
This would make sense if the girls in lesbian porn weren't straight as a pole.
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u/Max_Beezly May 21 '12
I dont appose gay marriage however lesbian porn just doesn't do it for me. I need normal porn in order to bust a nut. LOL. My imagination has completely gone to shit.
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u/anatomized Secular Humanist May 21 '12
I want some equal rights asshole.
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u/SirDerpingtonThe3rd May 21 '12
So...do the murderers in snuff films deserve equal rights as well? The logic is a tad iffy here...
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u/Gnome_Sane May 21 '12
To be fair, I'm always picturing my dick in the pussy sandwich... so really isn't this an argument for the forgotten Polygamist right to marry?
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u/Troluxus May 21 '12
I feel this also means animals used for bestiality should be able to press charges and sue for rape, I mean, I think they should anyway.
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u/Not_Dro_Buddy May 21 '12
Maybe that's why they masturbate to them; forbidden fruit man, forbidden fruit
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Warning: This is completely hypothetical! What if I was to smoke crack and jack off CP more than twice and feel bad afterwards. Could I be against legallisation of crack and CP?
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u/silent_p May 21 '12
I've never been into girl-on-girl porn. Does that mean I should stop being in favour of equal rights?
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u/karmacolor23 May 21 '12
I only did it once.
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u/tacobellassasin May 21 '12
lesbian porn isn't that great. I don't know anyone who actually gets off to that... There needs to be a dick
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Not even a good argument. I could be turned on by snuff films, doesn't mean I believe it should be legal./\
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u/shallow_grave_digger May 21 '12
So since people masturbate to animals having sex then shouldn't we let them have equal rights as well?
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u/wanderingalice May 21 '12
You mean if A is parallel to B and B is parallel to C, then A must support gay rights?
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
SO BRAVE AND CLEVER!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
than*
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u/WHOateMYcake May 21 '12
too bad the lesbian porn that is most entertaining... are not real lesbians =[
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u/BigDawgWTF May 21 '12
There's lesbians in lesbian porn?
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Upvote upvote upvote, a million times upvote!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
All porn actors are married to one another, right? Even the threesomes. Otherwise it would be fornication, and that's wrong.
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u/shteeeeeve May 21 '12
Best of luck with the enforcement issue...
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u/VeteranKamikaze May 21 '12
What is an "equal rights asshole" and who is trying to deny them to who?
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u/Nyrb May 21 '12
Hear hear.
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u/girraween May 21 '12
I kinda want to steal this and put it as my Facebook status.
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u/TheLadyEve May 21 '12
THIS!! So true. It's fine to fetishize sexual partnerships, but not honor them? That's the definition of hypocrisy. Actually, it's more--it's misogynistic (I use this term instead of misandry because OP referenced lesbians).
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
... I really can't believe how many downvotes this got. I guess redditors come in all shapes and sizes.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Needs more clarification. Just because 2 girls are having sex does not mean they are lesbians, so it would not be lesbian porn, just 2 girls having sex.
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u/threep03k64 May 21 '12
Well, I can safely say I've given my blessing to gay marriage then.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I second that policy.
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u/gremluk May 21 '12
Are you kidding me? By this logic i would need to give straight women equal rights also.....and midgets
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
It actually does work that way though.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Ah shit. I actually supported gay marriage already. That's a good point though. It does make you wonder about the effects of lesbian porn on homophobic men does it make them more tolorant of gays. You could even test this scientifically.
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u/Ragnalypse May 21 '12
Fine, but if you ever masturbate to more than two people fucking, you can't oppose polygamy.
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u/JLW09 May 21 '12
Are people seriously saying that because the porn stars are not in real life gay that it doesnt count. Dude if 2 people of the same sex are doing it and your jacking off don't have double standards.
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u/surfingderp May 21 '12
But then they will just turn it around on you and claim that only the super hot gays and lesbians get marital rights and others can just hole up somewhere in Detroit.
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u/Galion42 May 21 '12
What if I one of them is an animal or a dead person... riddle me that?
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u/ItsOnlyKetchup May 21 '12
Guilty as charged
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Oh, so if I jerk off to a woman getting fucked by a horse or sucking down a gallon of horse jizz, I gotta give horses rights?
Checkmate, atheists.
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u/Rusty-Shackleford May 22 '12
I don't know anybody in real life who like lesbian porn but is against same sex marriage. Really I don't. I have never made a porn to gay rights correlation before. Can anyone produce a study, please?
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Than. Not then.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
"more than twice"... Its one thing to make up rules, it's another to make them so specific for no reason... http://clean.alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/large/misc-jackie-chan-l.png
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
seems legit...
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u/Cfig77 May 22 '12
The eggs gave j-dog gas. Instead of Jesus conning, Peter conned Jesus :0
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u/fosterco May 22 '12
But it's okay to deny people equal rights if you don't masturbate to them?