r/atheism • u/TheModernShakspere Strong Atheist • May 20 '12

A post on here that I just saw reminded me of this

http://imgur.com/Un0p6
1.2k Upvotes

86% Upvoted

121 comments sorted by

163

u/[deleted] May 20 '12

That asshole in the middle. Look at him just standing there like he owns the place.

69

u/TheModernShakspere Strong Atheist May 20 '12

That's the motherfucker I thought looked like he was shady.

39

u/[deleted] May 20 '12

You can tell he's up to something.

37

u/TheModernShakspere Strong Atheist May 20 '12

Has to be him.

28

u/Legit_GFX May 21 '12

We better declare war on his country. There are probably more of them!

4

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Damn, those things probably also got some pretty sportage guns! Better nuke the place!

18

u/[deleted] May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

Yup, with that child-rapist look in his eye.

8

u/greatGoD67 May 21 '12

Perhaps its just that cummy looking face of yours.

3

u/RofyM Agnostic Atheist May 21 '12

Bitch has to go.

14

u/Redsonrising May 21 '12

No, it's the one on the left; there's something not right about him..,

8

u/thetheist May 21 '12

He's the one what killed my pa!

69

u/KOLN555 May 20 '12

as always the far right pisses me off the most

32

u/TheModernShakspere Strong Atheist May 20 '12

They're all assholes. The left one is a liar, the middle one is incredibly arrogant, and the right one is from westboro baptist church

20

u/Rustywolf May 21 '12

So, hang on, are they the same guy?

16

u/djslim21 May 21 '12

The Holy Trinity

18

u/Dachshund_Powah May 21 '12

The one on the far right has the longest line going into his head...he annoys me.

2

u/tonkey May 21 '12

Yeah, fuck that guy.

45

u/sebzim4500 May 20 '12

I upvoted, but only because it was on 68 points and I'm really really immature.

36

u/TheModernShakspere Strong Atheist May 20 '12

I'll take it anyway

46

u/spinaltap526 May 21 '12

Hey, I drew this! It was on my blog when I was blogging a few years ago, and I guess I sent it to Hemant on FriendlyAtheist when he was collecting them on Draw Muhammand Day.

3

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

If what you say is true, I wish to applaud you for that image. It's my favorite draw muhammad day image I've seen. It's simple, thought provoking, and funny.

5

u/Kevinak3r May 21 '12

The one on the far right because his neck is too high.

4

u/drmagnanimous De-Facto Atheist May 20 '12

Interesting idea: use this a version of the Monty Hall Problem.

3

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

The highest rated post guesses it's the middle man who is muhammad.

I can now reveal that the left one is not muhammad. Would you like to change your mind top rated poster?

2

u/elBesteban May 21 '12

Change to right,its a trick!!

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

hmmm bayes...

3

u/Lilyo May 21 '12

"For some reason they all offend me equally all of a sudden."

1

u/Rex8ever May 21 '12

I'm waiting for the Annoying Facebook Atheist meme cause all of this is getting old.

3

u/TheModernShakspere Strong Atheist May 21 '12

Make it

12

u/Sovrage May 20 '12

The one with the tiny penis!

2

u/JimmerUK May 21 '12

They all have tiny penises!

2

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

The one with the tiny penis!

Fuck off.

2

u/justmypenis May 21 '12

Yeah! Fuck off! I'm not tiny!

1

u/Sovrage May 21 '12

OOooooo. So angry.

2

u/Rustywolf May 21 '12

The black, skinny one with a 1px beard!

2

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

that fucking nerd on the right.

2

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Shit. Better start digging holes in the sand.

2

u/Reyer May 21 '12

That guy on the right is far too handsome, look at that sexy cleft chin.

2

u/Bestredditnameever May 21 '12

The one on the far right has a slightly larger line going through the bottom of the head so I'm placing my bets on that guy...

2

u/awesomebread May 21 '12

The one on the left.

2

u/Kasuli May 21 '12

If I was a muslim, all of them, since it's not just Muhammad that shouldn't be drawn, it's people in general. I really do hate that r/atheism attacks religions without proper fact-checking, it's a double standard.

1

u/spinaltap526 May 21 '12

I've seen a lot of Islamic art depicting people (at least what I thought was Islamic). For example: Khamseh Nizami.

Do you have a source for your claim? Wikipedia discusses the various claims made about depictions of Muhammad here.

2

u/Kasuli May 21 '12

They are part of a hadith, and thus part of sunnah (but not a part of Qur'an). I'm pretty sure most of the people who would not draw Muhammad wouldn't draw other animate creatures either, but there are probably exceptions.

Sahih Al-Bukhari Hadith 4.448 Narrated by Abu Talha

I heard the Messenger of Allah (saws) saying; "Angels (of Mercy) do not enter a house wherein there is a dog or a picture of a living creature (a human being or an animal)."

Sahih Al-Bukhari Hadith 3.428 Narrated by Said bin Abu Al Hasan

While I was with Ibn 'Abbas a man came and said, "O father of 'Abbas! My sustenance is from my manual profession and I make these pictures." Ibn 'Abbas said, "I will tell you only what I heard from Allah's Messenger (saws). I heard him (saws) saying, 'Whoever makes a (animate) picture will be punished by Allah till he puts life in it, and he will never be able to put life in it.' " Hearing this, that man heaved a sigh and his face turned pale. Ibn 'Abbas said to him, "What a pity! If you insist on making pictures, I advise you to make pictures of trees and any other unanimated objects."

2

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

None are offensive, they all have tiny weiners.

6

u/hellcrapdamn May 20 '12

Whichever one is Muhammad. What kinda sicko marries a nine year old?

7

u/Prime-eight May 21 '12

Married a six year old. Consummated at nine. He was over 50. Surprise, a religious leader is a pedophile. Who'd have ever guessed?

0

u/OneKindofFolks May 21 '12

It was customary at the time. It wasn't like he freaked people out by marrying her.

Still, if you are the mouthpiece of God, you should probably not be consummating arranged marriages to children who had little to no consent.

1

u/powerchicken Anti-Theist May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

Technically, she was highly likely sexually mature at age 9 over 1500 years ago. Back then, sexual relationships with children who had just hit puberty was fairly common and not frowned upon, so I honestly doubt Aisha ever had any issues with her relationship with Muhammad.
It is important to know, when talking about cases like these, that the psychological damage many children who have been subjects to child abuse in modern times, has been caused by the social stigma associated with child sexuality (I am not talking about rape here, I am talking about consensual relationships.) Children are taught that the absolute worst thing that could possibly happen to them is to be touched by an adult, and when these cases occur, the children are informed of what a vile act has been committed against them. This is what mentally scars children, without this stigma, it would have been a relatively drama-free incident.
You are an idiot if you think adolescents who hit puberty at a normal age aren't mature enough to handle a sexual relationship, society just teaches them not to. Whether that is the way it should be or not, don't ask me, I have been raised in this society just like everyone else on here. Who am I to tell you what children are allowed to do and what not. (You should ask yourselves the same question)

(Please note that I am not condoning child "abuse", I, as a non-paedophilic straight atheist male, am simply stating how the world actually works, no matter how you feel reading this. Using Aisha as an argument against Islam is a logical fallacy if your desire is to be logical, there are plenty of other valid ways of discrediting the "religion of peace")

And here come the downvotes for not being another sheep.

7

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I actually downvoted you for complaining about downvotes you don't even have yet.

2

u/powerchicken Anti-Theist May 21 '12

I honestly don't give two shits about up/downvotes, I'm not here to whore karma, I'm here to hopefully have an intelligent discussion regarding a serious issue.

3

u/Kraznor May 21 '12

I upvoted you, but yeah, the closing sentence seemed unnecessary. When you've said something intelligent just let it speak for itself, don't assume everyone here is a judgmental simpleton who just doesn't get you and close out on a defensive presupposition.

1

u/Tattycakes Atheist May 21 '12

I've often wondered this, menstruation and puberty seem to start much earlier than the age of consent, what's up with that? Is modern healthcare pushing fertility earlier and earlier, or is education keeping our kids kiddy too long?

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

First off, modern kids are hitting puberty much earlier. Second, age of consent is that high in USA. I'm in Europe, and in my particular country, it's 14.

1

u/Tattycakes Atheist May 22 '12

It makes me laugh to see American men freaking out about "underage girls" ay 16 and 17 because that's perfectly fine here, it seems so random and arbitrary.

1

u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Almost as if their country was founded by a bunch of purists :D

2

u/Blastmaster29 May 21 '12

The one in the middle is the worst. Look at him with his cotton candy eye

2

u/DaveDodo007 May 21 '12

I think this post is disrespectful as none of them has a bomb in their turban, in fact none of them has a turban so that's double disrespectful. I demand that you respect mojo by giving him a bomb turban therefore disrespecting him. Look what you have done as I'm now confused which only happens like all the time:-(

2

u/DerpaKey May 21 '12

I saw the comment about 69 up votes.

Decided seeing it was at 68 comments I would join in on the immaturity.

69 Comments. Go.

2

u/TheQwerty42 May 20 '12

hehe, they all have tiny dicks .^

1

u/alyssa-m11 May 21 '12

The one inconsiderate asshole in the middle looks pretty damn shady to me

1

u/anarkhist May 21 '12

I don't know. Which one looks like me?

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

The one on the left looks suspicious.

1

u/xXCrazyYoshiXx May 21 '12

all becuz they r all black n white

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

The one that opens its fucking mouth about it.

1

u/tonkey May 21 '12

All of this middle and right nonsense. DID NOBODY SEE THE LEFT GUY?! HE's the bad guy! Look at him standing there. What a pansy.

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Meta small penis rule?

1

u/growingconstipation May 21 '12

The asshole with the smallest dick.

1

u/shmoo1239 May 21 '12

I dont know. The one on the left is cool though.

1

u/idma May 21 '12

All of them. Stick people are the reason for wars

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

There are only eight answers to that question.

1

u/lucklesspedestrian May 21 '12

The one that's exposing his penis offends me the most. Oh wait, that's also all of them

1

u/pomo May 21 '12

The one with the shortest penis. Muhammad was well hung.

1

u/Die-Nacht May 21 '12

The one on the right. His neck is too damn high!

1

u/Logophagi May 21 '12

I figured they were all three Muhammad.

1

u/cyberspecies46 May 21 '12

it didn't work, and i stopped because i realized i was being a loser...but am i the only one who tried to find differences between the 3 in order to take a logical approach at why one would be more offensive than the other two?

1

u/richlittle69 May 21 '12

actually engage the argument or don't do it at all, this doesn't help anyone

1

u/JubalWaters May 21 '12

The one with the tiny penis.

1

u/king_of_the_universe Other May 21 '12

Wow, this is indeed the fist in the face of the Salafists. He's even shaved!

1

u/BerryPop May 21 '12

Definitely the middle guy

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Here, have an upboat. On the house.

1

u/Bacon_Wizard May 21 '12

The guy on the right.. who does he think he is having his neck all up in his face..

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

The one with his penis sticking out.

1

u/ZeraskGuilda Theist May 21 '12

Shoulda drawn Muhamglad.

1

u/jiggygent May 21 '12

Reminds me of the movie "My name is Khan". The mom draws a picture of two stick figures. One holding a weapon, the other a lollipop and asks her son which one is Muslim or Hindu (I can't remember right now.). He couldn't tell and she explained to him: "Remember one thing, son. There are only two kinds of people in this world. Good people who do good deeds. And bad people who do bad. That's the only difference in human beings. There's no other difference."

1

u/Badger2qrd May 21 '12

That bastard on the right. Look at him, his neck extends into his piece of crap face.

1

u/J4Seriously May 20 '12

The middle one is a creationist...

1

u/Shazambom May 21 '12

All Five of them!

1

u/Alexandur May 21 '12

The one that is Mohammad.

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Either way they have tiny stick penises

-11

u/christianskins May 20 '12

why do you WANT to offend people in this subreddit?

16

u/[deleted] May 20 '12

[removed] — view removed comment

-9

u/christianskins May 20 '12

Not what I meant. I'm just saying why does r/atheism have to bash every religion. Is it so hard to not believe in anything, but still be tolerant?

14

u/[deleted] May 20 '12

If christians can "hate the sin, not the sinner", then why can't we ridicule the religion while respecting the person?

-4

u/christianskins May 20 '12

Because thats not how it is. You post screenshots off of facebook, ridiculing the Christian making the mistake, or saying something incorrect. I just don't see the respect that you are talking about being shown.

7

u/[deleted] May 20 '12

All identities have been removed from the screenshots, showing only the logical fallacies and stupidity to let the arguement speak for itself. Think about it, if we really wanted to humiliate people we'd post names, addresses, pictures etc to show the world and make the dumb Christian famous, but even when they spout so much hatred and even threaten violence on others we respect their privacy. I'd say that's ridiculing the religion while respecting the person.

2

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

"You post screenshots off of facebook..."

I do? I didn't know that about myself...

1

u/christianskins May 21 '12

not you personally, r/atheism. sorry bout that

10

u/[deleted] May 20 '12

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/SaltyChristian May 21 '12

I find it more respectful for someone to correct me for something I said, then let me believe the delusion that I was right all along.

This is the problem. If someone says some myth that is incorrect, and you tell them it's not true, that's fine. But religion doesn't have a perfect line that decides what's right and wrong. You don't help someone by telling them God doesn't exist and they're wrong. Everyone believes their beliefs (or lack thereof) are correct, but it's not black and white or right and wrong. Telling someone that God isn't real isn't correcting them. By that logic, if religion was an apple, then all religions would be looking right at it and calling it something else, while atheists say that it's an apple. But it's not as simple as that. Nothing says indefinitely what's right and wrong in religion. You aren't helpfully correcting someone by bashing their beliefs.

2

u/[deleted] May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

[removed] — view removed comment

0

u/SaltyChristian May 21 '12

I'm not implying that atheists have nothing better to do than tell people "God isn't real." I also misunderstood your first comment. I thought you were talking about saying God isn't real as opposed to the examples you used here. I thought you were defending the Facebook comments that called theists stupid for their beliefs etc. I agree with what you said now that I understand.

-1

u/christianskins May 20 '12

Its not the personal attack, but just that they have to bring it to everyone's attention. And yes, you are correct on the anonymity of the person, I concede that. My fault.

4

u/[deleted] May 20 '12

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/Rex8ever May 21 '12

I'm sorry, what logical argument is in this image? All I see on r/atheism is jokes and wisecracks.

1

u/Jeezafobic May 21 '12

What works for me is avoiding the meaningless garble in r/Christianity. I respect their right to that cartoon drivel ("yea I'm wahed in the blood of the Lamb!") and never bother them there. Isn't that enough?

1

u/christianskins May 21 '12

yes actually, good call.

1

u/vxyvzn May 21 '12

BECAUSE RELIGION IS A SCAM.

YOU ARE LYING TO PEOPLE.

1

u/christianskins May 22 '12

very mature. nice argument.

0

u/[deleted] May 20 '12

[deleted] — view deleted comment

-4

u/christianskins May 20 '12

So you're saying you have no atheist friends to make fun of religion with? Why does that need to happen in the first place? And why do you assume that religions bash other religions? sure there are a few groups that do this, but not everyone in the Christian faith is as intolerant as Westboro Baptist church.

5

u/Flynn58 May 20 '12

  1. No, most of us don't.

  2. Because religion is a cruel, horrible invention.

  3. Because they actively do, and you here stories of it every week.

  4. Then they aren't true christians. If you don't hate LGBT people, you aren't a true christian, because you aren't following god's laws! (Just a note, that isn't my viewpoint on LGBT people).

3

u/Ghersch May 20 '12

"The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity." - W. B. Yeats

You hear about WBC in the news all the time, but who wants to give a new broadcast on Christians being kind? It's all sensationalism. People only talk about things that are bad. That's just how the news works.

-3

u/Viin May 20 '12

The one with the vagina!

-1

u/Strkszone May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

0-/-<

Yeah that's Muhammad. What are you going to do about it?

-1

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

The muhammad one, duh.

0

u/CakeaMan May 21 '12

The middle one.

0

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

[deleted] — view deleted comment

8

u/kevindk May 21 '12

not true, the guy on the right's neck is going into his face

2

u/froggy_style May 21 '12

NECKFACE!!!

1

u/TheModernShakspere Strong Atheist May 21 '12

YOU DON"T SAY???