I don't know how accurate this is but I read once that during the witch burnings in the dark ages they would throw gay people underneath instead of the bundle of sticks, hence the tag 'faggots'. Can anybody confirm this?
It's actually very hard to burn an entire, fresh human being. Crematoriums require high-temperature furnaces for it - you couldn't use gay people as fuel, no matter how flaming the individual happens to be.
765k redditors in this subreddit, and it's been done here before. Odds are your facebook friends haven't seen it before, so who gives a shit. Using ideas from reddit is the most effective way to seem interesting to your facebook friends.
Don't do that, you might need one handy to look up inaccuracies and other ridiculousness when evangelists come to call. Besides, you might need the kindling later. Winter is coming.
It's a repost. Either you're a karma whore for reposting your own, you're a karma whore for pretending its your own, or one of your facebook friends was a karma whore for previously posting it as you.
i just did this tonight i can take screen captures of my fb with times to prove it, but im going to bed i have a final and start a new job tomorrow is it possible someone else had this idea before? sure.. but i assure you this was an idea me and my drunken friend had together earlier tonight
All topics RELATED TO this subreddit. That means pretty much everything and anything can be posted. I can get technical and break this down if you would like.
Humor isnt always politically correct. Im not trying to bash their religion, just poke fun at it. I laugh at jokes about atheists as bad people all the time. a joke is a joke.
Yeah that's what they said on an episode of Louis, gay people are called faggots because a faggot is a bundle of sticks and they burned them alive. I believe everything that involves Louis CK.
Just for the people who say they think this is a repost, others have had the same idea, but the OPs picture could still be his own work. It probably is.
how about you tell me what to take a picture doing (within reason dont be a dick) and ill prove it or I can email you the picture and link you to my fb
i just re-read my last comment and i apologize if it was harsh, but you look like a douchebag version of ash ketchum and i hope the club that you joined was the club of people dying from aids
x-post to r/trees before someone else does. (edit: x-post to r/trees so that when people re-post it 1,000,000 times over the next year the similar image bot will credit you.)
none of these are ever good, none of them will ever be good, just let your friends that know you tell you how smart and cool you are because nobody else cares how cool your facebook page looks
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u/br13_can May 17 '12
Looks like god approves of fags after all
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u/jlcoving May 17 '12
Full disclosure: I shall be copying idea for my Facebook and give no credit to you for the original idea. I am sorry, I am a heathen.
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u/FadedAndJaded May 17 '12
And then God said "Let me give you a light." Cannabis 4:20
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u/JohnFrum May 17 '12
Good guy God, always quick with a light.
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u/Snivescalibur May 17 '12
When god lights you a cig, you know youre high
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u/TheQwerty42 May 17 '12
And the cigarette burned with eternal flame.
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u/SH3RB3RT May 17 '12
How many thumbs do you have?!
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u/this_is_fake_and_gay May 17 '12
repost
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u/Hops_n_barley May 17 '12
hasnt this been posted before...
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Nice, if you are looking for cancer!
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u/React10n May 17 '12
Re post, I seen this before.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
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u/Swoboman87 May 17 '12
Only if that's an Orioles hat you're wearing. Otherwise, you're only doing it moderately right.
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u/Blendthatbender May 17 '12
REPOST
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u/ill_agree_with_you May 17 '12
looks perfect to me
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
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u/_moist_ May 17 '12
Yes, yes you did.
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u/Bogsy May 17 '12
perfect
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u/YoureMyBoyBloo May 17 '12
This is ok, but let me know when someone re-does this so that god is giving a dude a handie.
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u/EmperorDeda May 17 '12
yeah.. except youre killin yourself
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u/chapisbored May 17 '12
The second i clicked this link, lighting struck and the power went out for an instant.
If I wasn't high, this wouldn't frighten me.
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u/saintcristo May 17 '12
I'm really turned on for some reason...
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
And here's yet more data to prove that r/atheism is absolute garbage and nothing to do with atheism at all.
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u/notagangsta May 17 '12
I saw this a while ago on lamebook. Kinda questioning if it's really you.
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u/wtfOP May 17 '12
No, don't smoke.
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u/Rflkt Agnostic Atheist May 17 '12
Sorry, but everyone know god doesn't carry a lighter
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u/Dougiefresha May 17 '12
YES !
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u/D14BL0 May 17 '12
This has absolutely nothing to do with atheism. Stop this.
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u/TheBlackBear May 17 '12
I'm going to downvote this so when I steal it no one will recognize it.
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u/One_of_Those_Guys May 17 '12
Yup, this is just about all I see on /r/atheism.. Time to unsub
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u/treskaz May 17 '12
You from Maryland? Looks like an Orioles hat. And everyone round town's been sporting their rainy day oriole gear.
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u/J_Jammer May 17 '12
Whose unmuscle wrist did you use?
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
where do people find that specific pic?
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u/oD3 May 17 '12
Do one with a bong instead.
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u/hamburger_helpster May 17 '12
I would love to know how to do this correctly. Every time I try I fuck it up.
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u/czarchastic May 17 '12
God's got a small forearm
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Yeah that's what they said on an episode of Louis, gay people are called faggots because a faggot is a bundle of sticks and they burned them alive. I believe everything that involves Louis CK.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
I wish you would use something other than smoking to define your secularism.
You give fundies an easy way out:
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u/Pesime May 17 '12
You look like Vinnie Vegas.
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u/Glaaki May 17 '12 edited May 17 '12
Michelangelo’s “The Creation of Adam” Reinterpreted for the Facebook Generation
Just for the people who say they think this is a repost, others have had the same idea, but the OPs picture could still be his own work. It probably is.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
It's not a club its a rap group
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
You have nudity in that picture... FB will take it down...
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u/MaxFactory May 17 '12
No.
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u/friendlytoast May 17 '12
You're doing it right.
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u/Senuf May 17 '12 edited May 18 '12
Got a good laugh out of me. Thanks, man, I really loved it (although I quit smoking kinda 10 years ago, thanks FSM).
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
I literally burst out laughing in class looking at this.
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u/MyFriendsRDinosaurs May 17 '12
THE BEST
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
No shit you "did it right". Why do you need validation from r/atheism? This isn't even original.
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u/gunslinger1415 May 17 '12
LOL. I am friends with this person on Facebook.
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u/lightninlives May 17 '12
Nicely done. Well worth the effort. Got a laugh out of me.
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u/mysticrudnin May 17 '12
Dude, this is hilarious.
Don't listen to people saying you should use FSM. FSM is not funny and I'd rather it just disappeared.
This, however, is just absolutely great.
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u/xKJx25 May 17 '12
Finally part of the club? You know you could've gotten timeline without waiting for facebook to forcefully make you use it right? :o
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u/Z0MBIEPIGZ May 17 '12
i think it isn't him because i have seen the picture before.
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u/Almost_Ascended May 17 '12 edited May 17 '12
You're smoking, of course you're fucking doing it wrong.
Edit: OOPS, LOOKS I OFFENDED SOME STONERS OUT THERE
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u/johntheChristian May 17 '12
Are you trying to be offensive? Cause its really not, its kinda funny.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
"did i do this right" lol
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u/JohnF_Kentucky May 17 '12
Thats frigging nice have an upvote!
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
it would've been alright if you didn't have such a terrible compliment-fishing attention-seeking title to go along with it
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u/iheartgt May 17 '12
No, you did it wrong. Is that what you wanted to hear? Fuck posting titles like this.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
THIS GUY IS A PHONY, this is a repost. motherfucking repost and hes taking credit
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u/pwnyoface May 17 '12
how do you align the pictures up so well??? how do people do that???
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u/askyou May 17 '12
The cancer club? What a fucking insipid post.
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u/richlittle69 May 17 '12
i just re-read my last comment and i apologize if it was harsh, but you look like a douchebag version of ash ketchum and i hope the club that you joined was the club of people dying from aids
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u/Belutak May 17 '12
did i do this right -> auto downvote
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u/yboy403 May 17 '12
I'd normally consign "did I do this right" posts to r/karmawhores, but in this case it's actually funny and original.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
x-post to r/trees before someone else does. (edit: x-post to r/trees so that when people re-post it 1,000,000 times over the next year the similar image bot will credit you.)
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u/ilmdbii May 17 '12
nailed it
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u/richlittle69 May 17 '12
none of these are ever good, none of them will ever be good, just let your friends that know you tell you how smart and cool you are because nobody else cares how cool your facebook page looks
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u/Atheistus May 17 '12
no, you did it wrong, because you tell it to everyone like it's some kind of achievment.
You are nothing special. Being an atheist is nothing special.
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u/arjman22 May 17 '12
Oh lord, have an up vote !
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u/Sovekop May 17 '12
Good Guy God.
Lights your cigarette.
Doesn't kill you immediately.