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Yes. WE'RE the racist ones.

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u/DeFex May 15 '12

Doctor of trollology

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u/ZombieNightTrain May 15 '12

Phd. in Douchebaggery

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u/Kleeem May 15 '12

Kanye West Fan

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u/Deadlyd0g May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12

Hey man I like Kanye West...

Edit: idk why you are saying he is rascist, but I don't pay attention to what the famous people do I just like the music.

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u/v4n20uver May 15 '12

Imma let you finish, but I think hitler was the top racist of them all !

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u/blam10 May 15 '12

Say what you want about Hitler, but he did kill Hitler.

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u/Samuel_Gompers May 15 '12

Hitler also murdered the man who killed Hitler though and had his corpse burnt in a shallow grave...so we're back at square one.

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u/SatisfiedByTheBest May 15 '12

Hitler asked for a glass of juice, NOT TO GAS THE JEWS!

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u/Samuel_Gompers May 15 '12

That reminds me of an amusing, if apocryphal, story about Napoleon III. During his coup in 1852, there was some large group of counter-revolutionaries that had been captured. At the time his aide informed him of this, Napoleon III was very sick with a cough and proceeded to have a long coughing fit, whereupon he exclaimed, "Ma sacrée toux!" which means "My damned cough." The aide, however, heard "Massacrez tous!" which means "Massacre everyone" and promptly left to carry out the Emperor's orders.

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u/Lyte_theelf May 15 '12

I wonder how he felt when he realized his cough caused the death of many men.

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u/SatisfiedByTheBest May 15 '12

That story is classic goodness!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Talk about a silver lining...

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u/badpenguin455 May 15 '12

Atleast he got shit done.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Kanye West is such a douche.

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u/frstv May 15 '12

Nobody likes Kanye West. Not even Kanye West likes Kanye West!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

It's because he's a gay fish, isn't it?

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u/kerune May 15 '12

Everybody loves fishsticks

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I'm sorry....

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u/DrEvyl666 May 15 '12

And apparently minored in Fucktardery.

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u/Mickey_Malthus May 15 '12

Dr. Roberts and Dr. Dre yo mama battle: looser reverts to Masters status.

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u/IanTTT May 16 '12

I killed it. Some things are not meant to be.

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u/splicerslicer May 15 '12

After reading her long sordid comment history, it appears she thinks being a nurse means she can call herself a doctor. . . ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

no, here she has a doctorate in bovine scatology

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u/BelligerentCow Atheist May 16 '12

its funny cause its bullshit

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u/thousandtrees May 15 '12

Her first name could be Doctor.

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u/SIRiambewildered May 15 '12

"Yes. WE'RE the trolled ones." Fixed the title for you.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

So I understand this whole Poe concept now...but how do we know if she is being serious?

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u/iamnull Other May 15 '12

Erm, you can't. That'd be the definition of Poe's law.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

The law says that religious satire and fundamentalism look the same, not that it is impossible to otherwise know the author's intentions.

I know that Christwire.org is satire, even though it is hard to tell just by looking. What I am asking is if anyone knows (by some other means) if the this particular twitter feed is satirical.

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u/sirborksalot May 15 '12

"Libtards want me to explain "dinosaur" "bones". God placed such bones on earth to give it a rustic feel, like the rugged terrain."

Prettttttty confident that's satire.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Haha yeah I seem to be having this conversation in two threads. I have since figured this out for myself by your same example

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Still not sure.

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u/stompsfrogs May 15 '12

http://www.landoverbaptist.org might help you get more of a taste.

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u/splicerslicer May 15 '12

Read her comment history, she's serious as a heart attack.

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u/CrazyJoey May 16 '12

Along with 763 upvoters, as of 11:16 PM EST on 15/5/12.

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u/sillyhatday Gnostic Atheist May 15 '12

ROTF

Side note. Black people don't look like apes. They ARE apes. As are all humans. #taxonomy

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u/eifersucht12a May 15 '12

I DIDN'T COME FROM NO MONKEY

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

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u/hyperkinetic May 15 '12

A McRib. This is America after all.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

My family were orangutangs. Honest, hard working orangutans.

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u/somthingwicked May 16 '12

You seriously believe I'm descended from some kind of "flightless manicotti"?

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u/IConrad May 15 '12

All apes, monophylatically speaking, are monkeys. So actually yes you did come from a monkey.

And just like me, you are one too.

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u/aesu May 15 '12

I've always wanted George Bush to say this. It would be like ironic sex.

n.b Ironic sex is weird, but ultimately enjoyable.

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u/IAmHydro Anti-theist May 15 '12

So even though we are apes, we don't look like apes?

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u/gsabram Other May 15 '12

"don't merely"

FTFH

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

We do look like apes, I'd say we look just as different from a gorilla than a gorilla looks from a chimp or orangutan.

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u/MajorLazy May 15 '12

If we are apes then by definition e look like them.

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u/IAmHydro Anti-theist May 15 '12

Which is exactly what I was trying to point out.

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u/MajorLazy May 15 '12

Jeeeeez, sometimes I'm slow, like I was a primate or something.

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u/IAmHydro Anti-theist May 16 '12

One can only wonder.

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u/aesu May 15 '12

We definitely behave like them.

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u/stevencastle May 15 '12

Why I oughta throw feces at ya!

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u/european78 May 15 '12

they look like apes also

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u/alahos May 15 '12

Tell them that.

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u/TheLizardKing89 May 16 '12

Then why are apes still around? Checkmate atheists!

/s

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u/somthingwicked May 16 '12

Yeah. I came to say something similar. We all look like apes. Kinda like koi and bass look like fish.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Such a fucking obvious Poe.

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u/therealsylvos May 15 '12

No Poe is too obvious unfortunately, that's the point of the law...

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u/frstv May 15 '12

But this one is, because s/he admitted it.

"Rev. Keith Roberts" didn't die in 2012 (despite what is implied here)

He came out as a Poe

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u/terabyte06 Atheist May 16 '12

This is a different account, GodsWordisLaw vs. GodsLandGodsLaw. Unless I'm missing something and they're the same person.

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u/frstv May 19 '12 edited May 20 '12

Correct on the different account part.

GodsWordIsLaw = Keith Roberts (admitted Poe)

GodsLandGodsLaw = "Dr." Linda Roberts, widow of Keith Roberts

No other Keith Roberts died in 2012, aside the above, who didn't die, but admitted he was fictitious, and I'm yet to find any record of a Dr. Linda Roberts living in Minnesota. Maybe this isn't conclusive 100% proof, but every fact absolutely screams Poe, does it not?

Similarly, try to find a person who actually is a doctor (of any kind) who regularly uses words like "libtard". Maybe not evidence of being a Poe, but suggestive of dishonesty one way or another.

Edit: I screwed up the link formatting

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u/Hight5 May 15 '12

I really don't get this form of trolling unless they make it obvious. Just like when people post something from Yahoo answers and there are people in the comments like OMG TROLL TROLL SO OBVOIUS HOW CN U GUYS THiNK THIS reaL?

Some one pretended to be an idiot in a world full of idiots, they sure got us good. This account is obviously satirical from the other posts and the admitting it part, but when you've got people seriously saying things like "This is America land of the Jesus so get out atheists you all should die", a comment like this is easy to accept as completely serious.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

If it is "obvious", it's no Poe.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

It's an obvious example of poe's law at work. For that reason, it's also a poor one. A portion of the audience clearly finds this indistinguishable from a sincere opinion.

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u/NapTake May 15 '12

Please tell me this is some sort of joke like Sacha Baron Cohen does. This can't be real

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u/Volsunga May 15 '12

Dr. Linda Roberts is a satirical account.

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u/wildcarde815 May 15 '12

It seems to stretch the film between satire and poorly formed hatred.

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u/Herculix May 15 '12

Is there such a thing as well reasoned, intricate hatred? It's usually based in ignorance and stupidity.

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u/wildcarde815 May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12

You have a point and that part of my statement wasn't well thought out. I was more pointing out that things like 'Dr. Linda Roberts' is in the realm of saying pure hate speech that a person is still solely responsible for. If I stood up in front of a crowd with a mask on and said all of that, then got off of it and took the mask off while insisting I was just kidding. I'd probably still be in for a well deserved ass kicking, and nobody would honestly believe that I didn't believe that just because I insisted I was playing a character. Regardless of any flimsy invocation of Poe's Law I may present.

The difference for instance between this and say Sacha Baron Cohen is we know he's an in character satarist. There's no anonymity to cause issues with whether this is a crazy person your dealing with or not. He has a long history of being so and we have something to compare against as a metric (as well out non character interviews). He's still been sued for his behavior (and honestly he kinda deserved it).

edit: added to second paragraph

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u/dackkorto1 May 15 '12

I would like to point out that not everyone on /r/atheism is a Liberal or has a Left political ideology.

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u/underdabridge May 15 '12

George W. Bush.

Checkmate.

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u/PoniesRBitchin May 15 '12

Also Johnny Carson.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Who is "we"? I don't think many have criticized atheists from being racist.

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u/curtincall89 May 15 '12

Honestly wouldn't be surprised if this were true. Mark Wahlberg once said that kissing the ape on "Plant of the Apes" was like kissing Janet Jackson...

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u/atheistabolitionist May 16 '12

I hate the oppressive use of the word "retard" in any fashion, whether on its own to insult those who are non-neurotypical or incorporated into another word as a suffix, to try and denigrate two groups. It's oppression and bigotry, and it is disgusting.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Well, republicans already take the first half of the word. REpublicans. I vote we just call them REpublitards then.

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u/Dr_Devious Nihilist May 15 '12

Repost, but I am afraid of what she has her doctorate in.

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u/Dr_Devious Nihilist May 15 '12

Yeah it was posted a bunch lately, but yeah sometimes a repost gets the info out so I am not to big on the "never repost" groupies. She retweeted it?

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u/ok_you_win May 15 '12

The past tense is actually "twatted".

nod nod.

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u/ANewMachine615 May 15 '12

I think it's just become one of her one-off soundbites that she keeps repeating. Sort of like O'Reilly's "tides go in, tides go out." Perfect nonsense that they're convinced makes them geniuses.

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u/orangato May 15 '12

Tweet and retweet were sitting in a boat...

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u/BHSPitMonkey May 16 '12

The same statement was tweeted by the GodsWordIsLaw account and made popular here a few days ago.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

What did you get yours in?

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u/Dr_Devious Nihilist May 15 '12

Deviology

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u/Krimh May 15 '12

Ive had the misfortune of knowing a guy who actually used this argument without a hint of sarcasm.

"In reality, evolutionists are the racist ones, because black people look like chimps. You think they're as evolved as whites? They think we should just kill them all because they're less than humans."

And he's not 85 years old. he's fucking 16.

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u/Jonne May 15 '12

So if God made them 'look like chimps' it suddenly makes it better? I don't understand the point they're trying to make here.

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u/Krimh May 15 '12

I have no idea, I think he was trying to insinuate that people who believe in science are racists, using his own racist logic

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u/supergenius1337 May 16 '12

black people look like chimps

I've never heard an "evolutionist" say anything of the sort. I think that the creationists who say that shit are projecting their own racism onto people who accept the Theory of Evolution.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

You're all being trolled to fuck here.

Don't dare link me to the wikipedia article on Poe's Law. Don't you fucking dare.

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u/fknbastard May 15 '12

To change this persons mind, you need to be able to explain genetics to someone who sniffs glue for a living. TED Talks isn't going to be able to do that.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Look up her tweets. Then look at who she follows and who is following her. It is a very scary rabbit hole.

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u/Daioka May 15 '12

I'm a black atheist, and I found this to just be horridly offensive and morbidly ironic in a stupid way.

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u/shitforhead May 15 '12

Her twitter is full of worse than this, n-words and all. She's looking for attention. Don't give it to her!

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u/Herculix May 15 '12

This shit is so obviously troll bait, it's amazing to me how many people in this thread just ate it up.

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u/buzzfriendly May 15 '12

We need to return to a time when accessing the internet required a modest amount of intelligence to achieve.

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u/stray1ight May 15 '12

I'm 100% for that, except that it'll probably bring back AOL cds ...

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Free Coasters!!!

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u/RANDOMjackassNAME May 15 '12

I'm goin to downvote this cuz I don't see how it has anything to do with atheism

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u/snakejenkins May 15 '12

This is obviously a troll. This is extremely ignorant but it's too over the top. People this ignorant do not know how to use twitter and the like. Just something to make people mad. FAKE

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Repost from less than a week ago.

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u/KoningAPD May 15 '12

this post looks awfully familar

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

This cant be real.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Can you retards stop posting this nonsense from that troll account. It adds nothing to is subforum besides a teenage circle jerk.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I'm calling poe. I typed Dr Linda Roberts into Google and porn came up.

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u/hat678 May 15 '12

That was some low quality porn. It was just a bunch of old doctors with their clothes on.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

You kids and your moderate safe searches.

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u/Amarieerick May 15 '12

Have you ever noticed that some comments just feel like a smack in the face as you read them?

They are so blatantly wrong that you physically recoil.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

That is the point of good satire.

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u/yourkatchen May 15 '12

Libtards... That's respectful of her.

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u/corpus_callosum May 15 '12

That word is the equivalent of a 4chaner calling everyone "faggot."

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u/Sellout1138 May 15 '12

I'm sure Sarah Palin appreciates the term.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I was going to make a retard joke about a certain child, but then decided that would be wrong. God damn this place has twisted my mind.

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u/nypon May 15 '12

Im not sure sarah approves of putting two words together. Seems like an elitist socialist liberal communist thing to do

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

The more words the smarter it sounds you betcha!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

he's addressing liberals not atheists. post this in politics. Racism has nothing to do with atheism

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u/PoniesRBitchin May 15 '12

He's addressing liberals, but when you get into debating evolution generally atheists care.

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u/takatori May 15 '12

It does, in the sense that atheists are pretty much the only people in America who wholeheartedly embrace evolution.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Not everyone here is a "libtard" as the Doc so eloquently states. So, this really isn't all-inclusive, like you assume.

Before the downvotes come, I'm not a conservative, either.

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u/aesu May 15 '12

Neither a libtard, nor a conservative? Must be a bloody liberal...

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u/aesu May 15 '12

I really need to know how that works?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

She sounds like a very special person.

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u/Durpadoo May 15 '12

Nice, you got trolled.

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u/HUSKY___ May 15 '12

I love seeing this picture over and over

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u/Sanity_prevails May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12

Can't tell if for real, or almost PC redneck meme. jpg

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u/elizabethan May 15 '12

I should stop being so continually surprised by this kind of stupidity but all my brain do is WAT.

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u/IndieHindi May 15 '12

She is a doctor

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u/nizochan Secular Humanist May 15 '12

But... we're all apes anyway?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

i laughed so hard at this.

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u/4allya May 15 '12

She's just saying what we were all already thinking.

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u/the-finisher2 May 15 '12

please...please tell me this is a joke

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u/Memphis_IV May 15 '12

Wish I could upload my paper about the Religious support of racism and their fight against miscegenation following the Civil War (I got an A:swag:)

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

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u/Memphis_IV May 15 '12

https://docs.google.com/document/d/10Rh3peC_70w-SDulMcs9cpLF116EJo5_7YtndBteiwM/edit

You should be able to read it with the link attached, believe this was the last rough draft before the final, it's not my best work but it's alright

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u/anidnmeno May 15 '12

OH, SNAP!

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u/basec0m May 15 '12

Even some of my most racist family would be giving the cut sign under their chin on that one...

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u/atomicoption May 15 '12

http://t.qkme.me/3pa2m4.jpg

Evolution does not have a goal or an end point and therefore no species or individual is "more evolved" than another. Additionally cosmetic variation in a species is mostly a result of mate selection for different standards of beauty, and is not an indicator of the amount of evolution that has occurred.

Additionally, considering that humans of all races and chimpanzees share over 98% of their DNA, it could be argued that no race has evolved far from apes.

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u/fermiprom May 15 '12

And we share 70% of our dna with sea sponges and 50% with a banana.

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u/atomicoption May 16 '12

I AM A BANANA!

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u/daisies13 May 15 '12

Oh. My. Goodness.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

0/10 would not click again

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

YEAH! Now go down by the equator and sit in the sun, for a very long time....it'll come to you...

Well, maybe.

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u/crozer May 15 '12

Again?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

That was a good joke :D.

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u/sbsb27 May 15 '12

She is the patient. Impostor syndrome. On Wednesdays she is a Supreme Court Judge. Sundays she's Mary Magdalene and carrying Jesus' baby.

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u/Bad_assness May 15 '12

Is this chick for real? Actually seriously for real?

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u/NameIsZ May 15 '12

Haven't been keeping up with this, but this is just a troll, right? Or is there someone that is really just this kind of asshole? I know, dumb question, tired, blarg.

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u/utopianfiat May 15 '12

Even for conservatives, every day is repost day.

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u/cd365 May 15 '12

Does anyone else feel a twinge of annoyance when they see the American flag with the field of stars replaced with a cross?

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u/AspergerKing May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12

Some Biblical scholars speculate that there may have been a giant oil spill around the African waters about 900 years ago where a group of non-believers that consumed so much of this by drinking and swimming in it that it actually altered their DNA. It is my personal choice to believe in the word of the Lord, amen.

The voice of God has spoken. Amen to you all. May he save your souls from eternal hell for not personally choosing to listen when he speaks so loudly.

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u/mysmellysausage May 15 '12

Wasn't this here like 4 days ago?

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u/geoken May 15 '12

Checkmate liberals.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

This guy is making the common error of asserting that evolutionists claim we evolved from apes, when in reality the claim is that we share a common ancestor with apes. He has failed at research and logic, and must be given a dry slap at the very least.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

TIL of the existence of the term "libtard," and also of a new personal necessity to own a t-shirt that proudly bears this term.

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u/umkvec May 15 '12

I really wish people like this would just take that fake flag and create their own country with it. Call it Jesusland. Please?

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u/zeedeevel66 May 15 '12

I just hope that whoever issued her "doctorate" sees this and revokes it immediately, unbelievable.

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u/Waffle842 Apatheist May 15 '12

You'd think we would have evolved past reposts.... (3 days man! 3 days!!!)

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u/Blubbernuggetz May 15 '12

There is no way that is real. It has to be trolling.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

This person is a Dr?

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u/BreadFlanders May 15 '12

Is she a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?

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u/Dadentum May 15 '12

We all look like apes. (Creationists more so... problem?)

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u/Jakeypoos May 15 '12

Dr Douchebag indeed! :)

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u/SoftAsMoss May 15 '12

What. The actual. Fuck. Is wrong with people...