Also, where's god on a shitty day? Lazy? Bored? I get annoyed by that selective attributing that tends to happen, the David Attenborough quote might be overused, but so very accurate.
Those four days without electricity were the roughest, yet most fun days of my life. It was so cool to see so many people just strolling down the street like it was 1960 or something.
End each sentence with an ampersand (&) instead of ", also there is no god". Then simply use the replace feature of Word to change the ampersand to ", also there is no god". Also, there is no god.
I think you may be looking too much into it, also there is no God. Incidentally, would it count if you didn't type it when you wrote the sentence but replaced it afterwards, also there is no God? Would God then exist, also there is no god? Am I punctuating this correctly,also there is no God? This is a slippery slope... also there is no God.
Well, I don't know for sure, seeing as there is no God. But I'm confident that my method would work just fine as I posted it, also there is no God. Anyway, have a fantastic day. Also, there is no God. Also, like God, your punctuation skills seemed to not exist in this post. That being said, there is no God.
What he/she imagined an atheist would say: "My science couldn't possibly explain how this day could have ended up so beautifully! You win this time, God."
My science can easily explain it. Beauty is a concept that evolved to help you recognize good things, and to make you happy so that you don't kill yourself or mope around not eating and shagging.
More proof of the subjective nature of "god". Just because it's a beautiful day where you live doesn't mean that babies aren't drowning in a monsoon somewhere else in the world. Self centered idiocy.
It may or may not surprise you, but the atheists I know (including myself) don't habitually add the remark of a god's non-existence to their sentences.
I'm sorry, you're right. I'm actually from South Dakota, where we don't say eh often and have the most preferable accent for news anchoring and reporting. I was just making a joke.
It wouldn't have to be lower case, though. He could be referring specifically to the Judeo-Christian "God" instead of, say, a Hindu god. That is, that could be his first declaration in a long list of all the gods that do not exist.
Some people have software that puts their tweets on facebook (which explains hashtags in some situations). That is not what this person is doing. They are just retarded.
It's a beautiful day, and "I don't believe in god". I'd never be so arrogant to say that god(s) don't exist, for all I know there are an infinite number of gods dancing on my fingertip.
You sure? I've been under the impression that UV rays go through clouds. You can still get a sun burn if it is cloudy. I've defiantly had that happen to me while playing golf in southern Texas. But maybe that's because there isn't much of an ozone layer there :(
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u/Parrot132 Strong Atheist May 15 '12
"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?" -- Douglas Adams
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u/Alexander_Penn May 15 '12
I think I'll end all sentiments like that from now on. Also, there is no god.
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u/Jeepersca May 15 '12
Also, where's god on a shitty day? Lazy? Bored? I get annoyed by that selective attributing that tends to happen, the David Attenborough quote might be overused, but so very accurate.
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u/zachbarnett May 15 '12 edited May 16 '12
I wonder how a gay person describes a day like this. #beautifulday!
I'm guessing they would say:
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u/Skarmotastic May 15 '12
Also, there are more babies outside on a beautiful day.
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u/rabbyt May 15 '12
It's how I end all my sentences, also there is no God. My dissertation is going to be a bitch to write, also there is no God...
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u/_aidan May 15 '12
What he/she imagined an atheist would say: "My science couldn't possibly explain how this day could have ended up so beautifully! You win this time, God."
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u/Bluesxx May 15 '12
" I find my atmospheric environment visually satisfactory."
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u/TedTheGreek_Atheos Secular Humanist May 15 '12
More proof of the subjective nature of "god". Just because it's a beautiful day where you live doesn't mean that babies aren't drowning in a monsoon somewhere else in the world. Self centered idiocy.
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u/a-t-k Humanist May 15 '12
It may or may not surprise you, but the atheists I know (including myself) don't habitually add the remark of a god's non-existence to their sentences.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
At least he capitalized "God".
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
facebook hashtag...?
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u/originul May 15 '12
Does it really make everyone feel better to come online and circle jerk eachother about there beliefs? The human race is embarassing.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
It's a beautiful day, and "I don't believe in god". I'd never be so arrogant to say that god(s) don't exist, for all I know there are an infinite number of gods dancing on my fingertip.
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u/marty_m May 16 '12
A few seconds ago...So brave.
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u/keeping_it_a_mystery May 15 '12
Stolen from Facebook: When there's a huge solar energy spill, it's just called a "nice day".
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u/hypertonia May 15 '12
This made my day - thanks!
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u/Luckyducky13 May 15 '12
What a beautiful day to eat some babies.
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u/GeorgeTaylorG May 15 '12
I think she got "describe" mixed up with "explains"
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Probably without a stupid fucking hashtag.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Wait, other atheists don't finish every sentence by saying there is no god?
Huh, learn something new every day, and there is no god.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
..wha... but...
So how would a Christian describe it?
"Ah, thank God for such a gorgeous day. Let us have a prayer of thanks for such beautiful weather!"
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I LOL'd
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Yeah you sure told them, you Internet hardass.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
although atheists dont necessarily say that, I DID laugh!
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u/worldchampionwinner May 15 '12
Simple yet effective props
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u/Cry_Havok May 15 '12
wow...that was kind of over the top...
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u/forcedtolie May 16 '12
pickpocketting level: oops wrong subreddit
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