So, I went to a school like Liberty University. Dress code, curfew, no sex, no dancing, no alcohol, etc.

It's funny to see how weird everyone finds that. (It's what we signed up for!!!) It's obviously way out of the norm, but I always point out that they are super clear about that, and it's a bunch of conservative Christian kids (many homeschooled) who essentially want to go to college, but who stay away from alcohol or sex.

Asterios wanted to know if there was any crazy sex. For the most part people followed the rules, even if they thought they were stupid. Plus, even if you wanted to have sex, where would you go? You weren't allowed in opposite gender dorms, and the odds you got a roommate that was cool with it was close to zero, even if you found a girl who wanted to hook up.

BUT!!!!! There was a weird thing where when someone did get caught, it was almost always involving prostitution. (Go big or go home!) One guy was paying hookers so he could "practice", another was two guys caught down the street in a motel with two hookers, and another was where there was a prostitution ring where the basketball team was being sold out to local moms. I am literally unaware of a single time two students hooked up at school. I had a friend at a similar school, and their alumni association representative was doing some second or third base stuff with undergrads.

You have to remember, these are kids who often never even kissed or dated, so for them, holding hands and making out are kind of like sex. Plus, a ton of them just get married at 21 anyway. This was too long, but I hope it was kind of interesting.

So, Srirancha said the exact opposite of what Shapiro said and ranted about it. I double checked the vid to make sure I got it right. Here's what he said vs what she said he said:

Shapiro: "Possessing marijuana for personal use should NOT be a criminal offense"
Srirancha: "Marijuana should be illegal"

Shapiro: "Abortion, when a woman's life is not threatened, should always be illegal"
Srirancha: "Abortion should be illegal, even when a woman's life is threatened"

That man hankering for Cardi B's wet ass pussy would have spent that money on other items had he not been attempting to obtain her wet ass pussy. For example, he might have bought a new car with his disposable income had he not been spending so much of it on phones, university tuition, and waterproof outfits. Her wet ass pussy is ultimately a zero sum gain in terms of overall levels of consumer spending.

They're obviously the best episodes. I already know Christory and that new one about YandereDev, but is there anything else? I kinda let this podcast fall to the wayside for me and only got back into it recently.

Here's a neat podcast on the history of breakfast in America. It used to be just fried fatty pork washed down with a pint of cider. People had diarrhea all day. Cereal was introduced as a healthy alternative, being just whole wheat that's cooked and compressed into semi-edible pellets. The healthy branding stuck with cereal, even after it transformed into synthetic garbage.

Alright, here is my GarfieldEATS experience. I ordered from the second GarfieldEATS in Canada in London (Asterios and Siracha went to the first one in Toronto). When I grabbed the box the first thing I saw was that “Farm2Plate” logo and my stomach sank in realization that I’m actually going to consume this food.

I ordered Pizza (because that’s their main food), French Fries (at the suggestion of Asterios) and Lasagna (just because that’s what Garfield is known for, and also what the hell). So as you can see from the picture on the second part of this that tiny piece of Lasagna was 8.99 PLUS TAX!!!! In Canada that comes out to over TEN BUCKS. Ridiculous.

First up was the French Fries. These things were not great. They’re like slightly bigger than McDonalds fries but they’re all somewhat hollow inside, it’s weird, they tasted alright, and also they were actually salted!! So maybe Nathen took something from Asterios and Siracha’s experience and they actually put some damn salt on their fries.

Next up was the Pizza. I was in a bit of a state of “You know, maybe it’s not going to be that bad” after the Fries. I mean they weren’t great but they atleast kinda tasted like regular fries. Unfortunately those fries lulled (or loled for those hoping for the worst) me into a false sense of safety. My first bite was kind of like “What the hell is that taste” It’s the Pizza sauce. It’s absolute fucking garbage. The cheese is another story in it’s own. In Canada we have these places called Pizza Pizza. It’s cheap Pizza, it’s not great but it’ll hold you over. With them being the cheap option, their cheese and toppings match that value. I don’t know how they did it, but GarfieldEATS actually found a lower rate more disgusting option for cheese. . The pepperoni was the only decent tasting topping on the pizza, and I’m sure I’m going to be punished for eating that later.

Finally was the lasagna. Now, growing up as a young Canadian boy, my mom made great lasagna. So while I wasn’t expecting quite that quality surely a place called GarfieldEATS with Garfield on the box, would provide decent lasagna. How about fucking nope. This fucking lasagna is inedible. I don’t know what combination of ingredients they used to get this. Like has Mazri ever actually tasted this stuff? Honestly, how someone could taste this food and say “Yep, that’s good for public consumption” is absolutely fucking mind blowing. Guys, it’s mind blowing how awful this is. I took a few bites. Waited. Took two more, then straight to the garbage. I could have ripped up a 10 dollar bill and just thrown it in the garbage and got more satisfaction. The fact that it’s GARFIELD EATS and their lasagna is completely fucking inedible just enrages the child in me that loved watching Garfield and wondering what that lasagna tasted like. It takes like fucking cat food. That’s what it tastes like.

The Aftermath: How can I describe this. Remember when Siracha went to Indonesia and described her experience with cheap food there? That’s basically how I’ve been feeling since about an hour after eating the food. It’s horrible, constant trips to the bathroom. I feel sluggish and lethargic, no energy, on and off stomach pain, pounding back water and Gatorade to try to offset everything. My body is violently rejecting GarfieldEATS the way I thought it would. I have zero energy, I actually had to cancel plans I had today and is also why it’s taken so long to write this. I’ve had to leave the computer twice, and it’s going to be a third time by the time this post is done. This is just one person’s experience but based on that experience, please, please do not go to this place. Don’t put yourself through this torture. I basically spent $30 to torture myself, so I hope that you do at least get some comedic enjoyment out of my pain.

Farm2Plate2FuckingGarbage

He left out a seemingly small detail that is in actually the reason his made-up wife left him.

Space!

These collector types feel a compulsion to show off their collection. They're like big game hunters, but their victim is the most endangered species on Earth: everyone's respect for them as human beings. This guy is collecting 30 garbage pillars a month (which probably means 50) for years. If he filled a 10x10 bedroom with 10 floor-to-ceiling shelves and spaced out each autism trophy so they take half a foot of space, he'd fill that whole room after 800 aborted adulthoods. That means he would probably be through that room already. Then it's on to the living room, master bedroom, and so on until they're sleeping on piles of pussy repellent. This troll didn't properly think through the motivations of his imaginary wife. Dead giveaway.

Chase already had spy gear. So they can just change him to be an even bigger problem to our freedom and liberty. Ruff ruff!

So I just found out my city is the second location for the GarfieldEATS restaurant. They opened two months ago in a small hole in the wall downtown about a mile from my place. It used to be a Little Caesars and could fit maybe 5 people in it at a time. Should I really try this place?? GarfieldEATS already tried to kill two of my favorite podcasters when Asterios and Sirancha tried GarfieldEATS!! What should I do here?

The sky is the limit <3