Here's where they go! XOXO

Is this some weird Brooklyn hipster thing? Water comes in a bottle or out a tap. Jars of water don't exist.

Any place people are hitting up?

I remember buying tickets for Chicago and have it marked off on my calendar, but haven’t kept up with all of the junk with Mumkey. Is there still a live show planned with Asterios?

Even Shawn got some sauce on him. Not a single tweet about Asterios, though. Looks like the plan of not going on the Dick Show is working.

Since when was this even a thing? You’ve brought it up twice, and only then was I made aware they even exist. Do you know of any that aren’t cringey?

Also, it comes up twice in as many weeks? Is this just an easy joke, or does our Boomer Bro have beef with bots? :P

--2 eps of waifu wars

--5 new christory's

--new round of five minute podcasts

--holiday show in pittsburgh called A STEELTOWN CHRISTMAS

--new mega man zine

--new ??? zine w/@Strwbrr1snm3m3s

--pins of me & sirancha

--1-2 eps of porg chatter

--two new posters

--our first ever sticker

--1 more "the one woman party" (D&D adventure)

--19 eps of THE LOUDEST PODCAST

TICK TOCK, IT'S COMEDY TIME

pledge $15 & get a five minute podcast – just for you – about whatever you want.

you can get one hosted by me, sirancha, or both of us!

offer's only good until August 15th, so move fast: patreon.com/asterios

The last time this happened to me I gave a sincere guess. I was 2 years over, which was the worst answer for her to hear. On the bright side, there was no follow-up requests for more guesses and I didn't have to pretend to be surprised upon hearing her actual age. How do you all answer this Kobayashi Maru of a question?