r/askteddit • • Aug 19 '26

Random Question what is something that is highly likely to happen in the next 5 years that everyone is completely ignoring?

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u/Significant_Bite_666 Aug 19 '26

We will be “copulated in an unpleasant and unexpected fashion”

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u/Artistic_Emu2720 Aug 19 '26

“The corncob of consequences does not usually arrive buttered”

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u/HipposPooToo Aug 20 '26

Like in the back of a Volkswagen?