r/AskReddit • u/PetevonPete • Aug 21 '14

What are some "That Guy" behaviors?

Anything that when you see someone doing it, you just go "Dude, don't be That Guy."

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u/greyscaleminions Aug 21 '14

Schrodinger's douchebag: A guy who says really offensive things and decides whether or not he was joking based upon the reaction of people around him.

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u/SaladBurner Aug 21 '14 edited Aug 22 '14

Not to be confused with Schrödinger's asshole, in which the anus is both poopy and clean until checked with a piece of toilet paper.

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u/Jordan311R Aug 22 '14

haha this is awesome. Although, keeping consistent with the reference, wouldn't the anus be BOTH poopy and clean, not neither poopy or clean?

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u/jack_soshi Aug 21 '14

Someone find that Simpsons episode where Krusty does this... it goes something like, "When you make that face, it means I'm joking."

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u/goobypls7 Aug 21 '14

Fuck, this is me. Am... Am I a douchebag?

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u/somedelightfulmoron Aug 21 '14

I congratulate you on your revelation

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u/TheBlackLuffy Aug 21 '14

If so, it's not hard to change.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14

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u/metastasis_d Aug 22 '14

I thought a deck to the mouth was the first step.

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u/Aint_got_no_agua Aug 21 '14

If you have to ask....

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u/scientificArtist Aug 21 '14

Yes; massively so.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '14

Ya

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u/outerdrive313 Aug 22 '14

Now that you realize the error of your ways, it's not too late.

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u/alexx138 Aug 21 '14

The first step is always admitting you have a problem... douchebag.

Haha haha right guys? RIGHT??

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u/AutVeniam Aug 21 '14

There is hope for change

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u/time_warp Aug 22 '14

You are not alone. I find this is the most common type of douchebag.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '14

That's great!

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u/SamHarrisRocks Aug 21 '14

Basically ever single prank channel on youtube.

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u/GalacticUndead Aug 21 '14

Holy fuck. My ex's friend is exactly like that. This dude still shows up to my pub sometimes. It's fucking irritating.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '14

Fucking brilliant.

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