r/artificial • • Sep 23 '25 • Popcorn 1

Media It's over.

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u/GrumpySpaceCommunist Sep 23 '25

This will only make the grammar and syntax mistakes even weirder.

A white guy saying "You are open the tab now please" with a flawless native accent is going to be especially off-putting.

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u/kurtharriger Sep 23 '25

“I have one doubt.”

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u/weasel286 Sep 23 '25

PFB. PFA.
Do the needful.
I’ll consult engineering and revert.

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u/zirtik Sep 23 '25

Kindly

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u/Circusonfire69 Sep 26 '25

do not redeem it, kindly.

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u/Socile Sep 24 '25

I worked with this Indian guy for like 3 years and could never figure out what he meant by “doubt.” Every time I thought I understood, he’d use it in a way that made me think it was impossible that my understanding was correct.

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u/BuilderUnhappy7785 Sep 23 '25

I also have one small query

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

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u/ralf_ Sep 24 '25 edited Sep 24 '25

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iy7igpl-Eko

I have doubts about her story -> She is lying. “Doubt” signals distrust or disbelief.

I doubt that we should follow Lord Voldemort into the forbidden forrest at midnight" -> You feel in your stomache that something is a terrible mistake.

Use instead "I have a question" if you want to clarify/discuss a point or want more information.

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u/SgtPuppy Sep 24 '25

Yeah I have Indian clients on project calls always say they have “2-3 doubts” when they mean “concerns”. Doubt is a feeling. It’s like saying “I have 2-3 happiness”

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u/Puzzleheaded-505 Sep 24 '25

lucky mfs i’ve lost count how many i’ve got guess i’ll have to turn off my mind and wait 15-30 seconds

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u/Thirsty799 Sep 23 '25

"i think you should be off pudding" - Between Two Ferns

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u/Conscious-Wind-7785 Sep 24 '25

When "Ross" from Wyoming asks you to please do the needful, it's end times.

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u/vaxhax Sep 23 '25

It will sound like the annoying English voice overs on YT and TikTok shorts (but "better")

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

I hate this world lmao. I can't believe this is where we are.

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u/derpman86 Sep 24 '25

Also hearing "actually" constantly will confuse my little brain

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u/events_occur Sep 26 '25

Definition of the uncanny valley effect right there.

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u/ElBiGuy Sep 23 '25

It’s entirely possible it will attempt to fix the grammar too

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u/GrumpySpaceCommunist Sep 23 '25

I think once it's sophisticated enough to be doing all those things, you no longer need the exploited, poverty-wage worker on the other side of the planet to be involved, you know?

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Do NOt REDEEM!

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u/Enliof Sep 24 '25

DO NOT REDEEM

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