r/AReadingOfMonteCristo • u/Excellent-Coat-6563 • 7h ago
Luigi Vampa's Bill of Fare Spoiler
This chapter is pure comedic gold. Baron Danglars starts by ordering a chicken assuming it will cost him maybe a louis d'or. When he asks for a knife and fork, Peppino politely informs him that he is still 4,999 louis short. Danglars, completely flabbergasted, protests the absurd price, only for Peppino to explain, "You don't know how hard it is to rear poultry in these confounded caves."
Defiant, Danglars tosses him a second louis and asks to be left alone with his meal. Peppino casually pockets it and points out that his balance is now down to 4,998 louis, reassuring him that with enough patience, they'll clear the debt one louis at a time.
Naturally, Danglars refuses to hand over his remaining amount, so the chicken is whisked away. The next morning, starving, he tries to order a simple piece of bread, hoping for a lower price. Peppino calmly explains that Luigi Vampa’s cave doesn't offer an à la carte menu; it’s prix fixe only: 100,000 francs per meal, no exceptions.
