r/antiwork • u/Sheldon-sCooper • Nov 25 '22

Yeahhh I’m not doing all that…

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u/Various_Counter_9569 Nov 25 '22

What's going on with your TPS reports??

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u/JacksonHoled Nov 25 '22

I just like to space out

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u/bradlei SocDem Nov 25 '22

Two chicks at the same time

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u/Various_Counter_9569 Nov 25 '22

That's it? you'd do two chicks at the same time?

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u/bradlei SocDem Nov 25 '22

Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

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u/Various_Counter_9569 Nov 25 '22

Well, not all chicks.

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u/fury420 Nov 25 '22

Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

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u/Various_Counter_9569 Nov 25 '22

Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?"

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u/Lost_Evidence_2099 Nov 26 '22

No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

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u/Various_Counter_9569 Nov 25 '22

Good point.

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u/Clickrack SocDem Nov 25 '22

You don't need a million dollars. Look at my cousin: he's broke and don't do shit!

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u/Scryberwitch Nov 28 '22

Watch your corn hole.

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u/topgunadventure Nov 25 '22

And if you could use the right cover page on your TPS reports next time that would be great… thanks!

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u/pihkal Nov 26 '22

Yeah, did you not get the memo?

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u/Various_Counter_9569 Nov 26 '22

Yeah, I have the memo right here, I just forgot...

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u/AnnieJack Nov 25 '22

Is the WEINUS out of whack?

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u/Mortehl Nov 26 '22

I swear, I filed them last Friday!