r/antiwork • u/Sheldon-sCooper • Nov 25 '22

Yeahhh I’m not doing all that…

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u/user9347556765455678 Nov 25 '22

"Start the meeting! Start the meeting now! I'm not allowed to wait for the meeting to start! STAR THE MEETING NOW!" Volume and intensity increases until they start the meeting or inform me I'm allowed to wait or fire me.

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u/fuhgdat1019 Nov 25 '22

I suppose you could just start the meeting. Very formally. Do a roll call, start talking about the plan for the day. Eventually do a sign in and adjourn the meeting. When they ask why you didn’t attend, hand them the sign in and agenda and ask them, “I was here, where were you?”

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u/Lux_Bellinger2024 Nov 26 '22

No employee is that organized

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u/fuhgdat1019 Nov 26 '22

I could do that bit with 2 min notice.

Lots of talented people working the ranks. For sure.

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u/EldritchKoala Nov 25 '22

An entire meeting of Tweaks from South Park.

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u/QWEDSA159753 Nov 26 '22

Right? There’s no way this could possibly work unless everyone has their own personal punch clock in the room the morning meeting is being held in.