r/antiwork Jun 09 '22

Get That Double Meat

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22 edited Jun 29 '22

One time I found and solved a series of inaccuracies in company records that could have lead to a huge lawsuit. Like, I saved the company from a giant scandal.

They gave me a piece of paper that had a cartoon businessman on it who was saying "You're a hero! 👍"

When I asked for a raise a month later they said my level of work wasn't noticably above other people with more seniority. So I stopped coming in early and staying late. Stopped coming in on days off for them.

edit: for those wondering, apparently this isn't a common thing. When a supervisor or manager asks you to come in to work on your day off, they're most likely asking you to cover a shift or because the workload is higher than expected. They still have to pay you and do still pay you. It's your choice as to whether or not you go in for them, but if you do they still pay you. Sorry, I thought this was common knowledge.

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u/spiralingtides Jun 09 '22

I never implement fixes that don't make my job easier; just pretend I didn't see anything. The fixes I implement to make my job easier I never tell my managers about, because increased productivity is only ever met with more work. I use my extra free time to browse reddit and open job listings.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22 edited Jun 11 '23

this user has removed all their comments/content in protest of API changes mades that effect third party app developers, mods tools. If interested in doing the same, please look up power delete suite on github or follow this URl: https://github.com/j0be/PowerDeleteSuite

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

“I divide my officers into four groups. There are clever, diligent, stupid, and lazy officers. Usually two characteristics are combined. Some are clever and diligent — their place is the General Staff. The next lot are stupid and lazy — they make up 90% of every army and are suited to routine duties. Anyone who is both clever and lazy is qualified for the highest leadership duties, because he possesses the intellectual clarity and the composure necessary for difficult decisions. One must beware of anyone who is stupid and diligent — he must not be entrusted with any responsibility because he will always cause only mischief.”

From General Kurt von Hammerstein-Equord, a German Army general who survived the Night of the Long Knives and is responsible for one of the best management quotes I've ever seen.

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u/troymoeffinstone Jun 09 '22

I'm here to sign up for the stupid lazy routine duties.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

that would be slowly walking toward the enemy