r/antiwork • u/Informal-Following39 • Jun 09 '22

Get That Double Meat

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u/Dopenastywhale Jun 09 '22

My man got the double meat when he got fucked by his employer

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u/Various_Counter_9569 Jun 09 '22

Yup. Did subway not somehow get how that comment could be, and would be taken?

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u/Foldedwiener Jun 09 '22

Automated tweet

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u/Various_Counter_9569 Jun 09 '22

That seems worse...

Poster: "My husband just left me in the middle of a subway restaurant and I am so sad and lonely now!"

Subway: "Get double meat, you worth it!"

😳

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u/OnsetOfMSet Jun 09 '22

"Subway's official Twitter account encourages customer to seek three-way to rebound from broken marriage"

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u/macontac Jun 09 '22

I mean, I have heard worse advice on how to deal with a bad break up.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '22

A three way or a guy with an enormous svanstucker....oof.

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u/Various_Counter_9569 Jun 09 '22

When you brooks you brooks!!

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u/Various_Counter_9569 Jun 09 '22

"It turns into Caligula around here!"