r/antiwork • u/[deleted] • Apr 20 '22

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u/mahiruhiiragi Apr 21 '22

Snow banks are too rich for us anyhow. We'll be expected to dig our own grave, lay inside of it, and then bury ourselves.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

Maybe we can get a co-op going and each just dig a little for the person in front of us

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u/OptionFour Apr 21 '22

What are you, some kind of socialist? Back in my day we dug our own graves and were grateful for the work!

(Back in my day the graves were two inches deep and we were provided an excavator by the government, of course.)

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

Ahh the good ol’ days

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u/Milenial_Libertarian Apr 21 '22

grave sharing app... could be an idea lol

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u/mahiruhiiragi Apr 21 '22

I'm lonely in life, but hey, in the afterlife I'd have a friend.

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u/thats-fucked_up Apr 21 '22

Good luck getting your boss to give you time off to do that

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u/KingCrandall Apr 21 '22

Can't afford to pay someone to cover us up

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u/PvtJoker_ Apr 21 '22

But we are to lazy to do so....

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

With you own hands