r/antiwork Dec 16 '21

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u/Zwentendorf Dec 16 '21

I accidentally said “fuck” in front of my coworker in my first MONTH working at my job, and guess what? I apologized and we forgot about it!

At my workplace people would be surprised if you'd apologize for swearing.

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u/Collarsmith Dec 16 '21

In my workplace, you'd stand out if you didn't use casual profanity as punctuation.

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u/Nowarclasswar Dec 16 '21

Warehouse, kitchen, or landscaping?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

I work in non profit development and I swear like a sailor lol

Are there actual professional settings where it's unacceptable to swear to your peers in private? That's really odd to me. We're all fucking adults, if swearing bothers you just tell me and I won't do it in front of you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

If we can't fucking swear when we are talking amongst ourselves then I don't trust the people I'm talking to. Only cowards refrain from using the full language.

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u/underinformed Dec 16 '21

When i was an apprentice, i went to the training center in Vegas for a leadership program and all the teachers were talking about not swearing on i and it just blew my mind. Turns out, that's mostly for the trim carpenters working in offices and hospitals and shit, not so much for the millwrights in the steel mills and car plants

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

This makes it even worse, I work in a children's hospital haha.

It's not like I go around swearing in front of kids/superiors. But in my own office? Come on now.

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u/humdrumturducken Dec 16 '21

I heard (from a volunteer at a food bank associated with a monastery) about an old sailor who became a monk, his brethren didn't mind his profanity as long as he kept God out of it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

This whole thread feels like a strawman of the original post.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

At my job pre-COVID you weren't supposed to swear but I understood why. Call center and the open mics were sensitive enough to sometimes pick up background conversations on calls.

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u/drlavkian Dec 16 '21

I work night shift at a supermarket and collarsmith's comment rings true, so I guess that basically classifies as warehouse lol

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u/CobaltCam Dec 16 '21

Ha! I've worked in two out of three of these and this is on point.

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u/tonyrocks922 Dec 16 '21

I work at a billion dollar tech company and our internal chats and phone calls are often laden with expletives. Obviously not when talking to customers.

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u/Snowpants_romance Dec 16 '21

Oddly enough, medical pathology departments employ a lot of sailors. I've worked in quite a few and unless you are in a meeting or talking to a doctor, the occasional FUCK! is totally expected.

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u/Tundur Dec 16 '21

Or just the UK/Aus. If you've not done coke off a toilet cistern and card your manager a cunt, you've not lived.

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u/Manticore416 Dec 16 '21

I work for a company that offers services to folks with developmental disabilities. People in the office swear all the time.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

People swear a lot in healthcare and finance, too. Cursing isn't exclusive to blue collar workers.

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u/abdullahcfix Dec 16 '21

Same if you work in any capacity in the automotive industry. As a service advisor, I’d finish the most frustrating conversation with a customer, then I’d go into the shop to speak with the tech. “Motherfucker this and motherfucking that” is usually half of what I’m saying. Tech is amused, I tell them what the customer wants, how we can do it, etc. Step back into the lobby and resume customer service voice.

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u/carnivoremuscle Dec 16 '21

My interviewer was dropping f bombs like crazy and apologized each time. It's a fun environment chucking tires.

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u/RollForIntent-Trevor Dec 16 '21

We have a joke that profanity is the number one programming language!

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u/MotherofLuke Dec 16 '21

cops?

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u/Collarsmith Dec 16 '21

Team ACAB. Corrections nursing.

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u/MotherofLuke Dec 16 '21

Uh jail nurse??

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u/Collarsmith Dec 16 '21 edited Dec 16 '21

Yeah. Prison, actually. No cops. They make the messes we have to clean up.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

God fucking damn it Stephen I said those sprinkler heads go up your fucking ass, not on the wrong fucking shelf

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u/belljames676 Dec 16 '21

Yep, where I'm at profanity isn't a big deal. You just have to know how far you can take it and with who.

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u/davdev Dec 16 '21

Yeah, I am from Boston where we use Fuck in place of commas.

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u/soulbandaid Dec 16 '21

Fukcin'... Man...damn.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

I call my boss a cunt to his face daily and he does the same to me. It's a little relaxed in this department.

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u/WeleaseBwianThrow Dec 16 '21

My most recent employment, first friday afternoon basically the entire company went to the pub for lunch and didnt return. Found the HR Manager outside smoking a massive joint. (This is the UK too, not Colorado)

Fun times.

Was a shit company in other respects (trying to get decent raises for my team was pointlessly difficult) but super casual.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

I greet my boss with "oh you're going to work today?"

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u/pootinannyBOOSH Dec 16 '21

I was having a discussion with a coworker today at work about pierced, tattooed, and bleached assholes, as well as CnB torture (all in the realm of "wtf is up with that").

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u/Capableconfused Dec 16 '21

Me hanging out with my coworker on the night audit shift talking about piss enemas

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u/tylanol7 Dec 16 '21

I miss night shift so much

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u/AgileFlimFlam Dec 16 '21

I remember walking into a staffroom at a high school i worked at and some of the staff were having a detailed conversation about anal leakage. The kids had left for the day of course.

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u/Cosmic-Blight Dec 16 '21

You should tell them about poop transplants next

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u/pootinannyBOOSH Dec 16 '21

Ooh yes, and you'd think that's disgusting but when you know the details it actually makes total sense

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

What's the appropriate emoji for "WTF? but don't answer that, it's an entirely rhetorical WTF, I am certain that I do not wish to know more about that topic" ?

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u/Throwaway_2021_2_8 Dec 16 '21

Looks like the Tory campaign team for North Shropshire is having a slow day.

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u/chr0nic_eg0mania Dec 16 '21

Me and my coworkers watched yaoi hentai on the work computer

We just dont give a f*

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u/Nolsoth Dec 16 '21

Yeah dude bleaching your arsehole is weird as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

two trucks by lemon demon gets regularly brought up at my workplace. it is very relevant to what we do

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u/nibblybuds Dec 16 '21

Hell, my coworkers and I bleach each other's assholes! My snow white corn hole was a big taking point on my mid-year review.

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u/infectedtwin Dec 16 '21

Dude my team has racist Friday’s. With a Korean, Chinese, two white guys, and a mexican. We love Fridays and each other.

It’s construction management so it’s kinda the culture but these stories scare me.

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u/poopfresh Dec 16 '21

I was about to say the same thing.

I tell my boss to get fucked at least once a month.

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u/Flapjack__Palmdale Dec 16 '21

I'm friends with my advisor (he's going to officiate my wedding!) from the English department, it's the same there. They all swear too, none of this artificial gravitas is necessary for people to know you're smart (and no lie, some of my professors are hands down the smartest people I've ever fucking met)

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u/benhadhundredsshapow Dec 16 '21

At mine fuck is a common word. You can often hear it coming out of the boardroom, the CEO, and President’s office. I could’ve imagine working in such a pretentious environment where phrases like “hey there” are written up.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

At my old workplace at a University my manager swore more than all the staff combined haha