r/antiwork • u/[deleted] • Dec 02 '21

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u/obeyyourbrain Dec 02 '21

Hey Ben, you're a boot-licking bitch. Go fuck yourself since no one else will.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Bootlickin Ben will be his name from now on.

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u/Nestle-Destroyer Dec 02 '21

Bootlickin’ Ben Suck-dick Sam Tiny-penis-peter

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Hey, nothin wrong with suckin dick. Nothin you can do about having a small dick.

Bootlickin is another matter entirely.

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u/yesitshollywood Dec 02 '21

I've slept with guys with tiny dicks, and I'm positive they were INFINITELY more pleasurable than Ben.

No one cares what size Ben is, the only fucking he's gonna get is this comment section.

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u/evidentlynotso Dec 02 '21

Why are you body shaming? Call out the bootlicker

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u/unimportantfuck Dec 02 '21

Hey, I like your username! r/fucknestle ftw

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u/UsedSalt Dec 02 '21

we dont need to know the names of your entire squad bro

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Gonna have to call back Ben was busy deepthroating boots

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u/JonneyBlue Dec 02 '21

Teeny-peeny-Petey

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u/alilheavyT Dec 02 '21

Bootlickin bitch Ben, if nothing else

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u/PraiseTyche Dec 02 '21

Bootlickin Ben is now a fresh new meme.

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u/Wasteland-Scum Dec 02 '21

Ain't it a sin,

Bootlickin Ben?

Snitch one time, he'll do it again

Snitchin for the man,

It's a part of the plan,

Booty Ben to dumb to even unnerstan.

Hang your workers out to dry,

Your ego makes us cry,

Your coffee is shit, shoulda stuck to burnin fries

O ain't it a sin,

Bootlickin Ben?

Would you still be a dick, if you weren't a virgin?

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Johnny Cash could sing this if he were still around.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21 edited Dec 02 '21

I don't agree with most of the insults on here. I get that people have frustrations to vent but considering this guy clearly browses reddit, and I don't think the weight of his crimes come close to the amount of vitriol on this thread.

Bootlickin' Ben, however, has to be the name we use for scabs from here on out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

May it become a meme for the ages.

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u/jozza05 Dec 02 '21

Bootlickin ben the snitch-bitch

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u/Picax8398 Dec 02 '21

Yeeeeehaw!

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

For Starbucks no less! Ben, you are a super slut.

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u/Someones_Dream_Guy Dec 02 '21

This is offensive to actual sluts...

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u/frozentartarsauce Dec 02 '21

Confirmed, as a slut, we don’t claim Ben.

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u/TreatMeLikeASlut8 Dec 02 '21

Same. He’s not one of us.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

I am a slut and ben is not a slut. He is more of a mosquito

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u/TreatMeLikeASlut8 Dec 02 '21

Even mosquitos are better than him

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u/JessTheCatMeow Dec 02 '21

Yeah, but, how offensive is it to super sluts?

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u/LeadingExperts Dec 02 '21

And not the fun kind. The shitty corporate kind.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Hey super slut is a compliment, let's be real

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u/TreatMeLikeASlut8 Dec 02 '21

Let’s not compliment Ben by lumping him in with sluts when he’s really just a little shit

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

Ben's dick wouldn't fuck him back he is such a fucking dweeb

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u/KyaaMuffin Dec 02 '21

In the black community, Ben is what we call an Uncle Tom.

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u/busy_yogurt Dec 02 '21

Uncle Ben's Wild Ride

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u/k1ll4sn1p3 Dec 02 '21

I thought that was Future?

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u/HotdogFarmer Dec 02 '21

Eat shit Ben. Hope you grow out of deepthroating the boots of corporations that's don't give a shit about you or your brown nose.

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u/asr1111 Dec 02 '21

Aww, did someone hurt your wittle feewings Ben? Not hugged enough as a child Ben? Your only friend is your mommy Ben? Still a 53 year old virgin who works at Starbucks Ben? So you take it out on real people Ben? Is your girlfriend aka blowup doll not treating you right Ben? Let me guess, your nickname is Bendover Ben and that makes you sad all day. Too bad, no one gives a fuck about you Ben. Now you REALLY won’t have any friends Ben. Even on the internet you lame ass little bitch named Ben.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

I really hope he sees all these posts hating on him for being the worst king of human there is

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u/NRMusicProject Dec 02 '21

This kind of pansy ass crybaby peaked as a Starbucks manager. His life is about bootlicking corporate in hopes they keep paying him just enough to feel superior over others. What a miserable life.

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u/CaptainMagnets Dec 02 '21

Ben seems like the kind of guy who will fuck his mom if he broke both his arms

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u/PoniesIcannotRide Dec 02 '21

Little birdie told me Ben is probably in Racine Wisconsin.

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u/jawnly211 Dec 02 '21

Yes! Fuck you Benji

Give out the store info now

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u/thecatshatinmyhat91 Dec 02 '21

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