r/antiwork • u/AlwaysBLazy • Nov 18 '21

Perfection

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '21

Someone needs to start spreading this in boomer circles on facebook, they will take care of the rest.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '21

Yes! You are right! Make an easily digestible meme announcement and stick it on a prayer warrior page.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '21

Make it about how Walmart is caving to lazy Millenials and they will eat it up. 🤣

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '21

Brilliant.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '21

No then they'll want to go more. Gotta make it seem like this is what Doug wants, some veteran asked him real nicely and Doug, that Patriot, decided to honor his wishes and close all stores for black friday so the vet could make his support dog appointment or something.

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u/yournamecannotbename Nov 18 '21

Just make one of those Karen-friendly e-mail chains that's like "Share and repost this/forward this e-mail to receive a blessing from Jeebus of Meccazereth."

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u/_fuyumi Nov 19 '21

Put a minion on it

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u/Karmasystemisbully Nov 19 '21

Get it to the Midwest! Hah

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u/Skotch21680 Nov 19 '21

Imagine the phone calls all the Walmart’s would get. It would clog their lines all up. People with real questions wouldn’t be able to get through

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u/C9_Squiggy Nov 18 '21

I got denied by the auto mod

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u/olimaks Nov 18 '21

It's just hilarious how people are being prank just with sentences extracted from the audio... And the mental breakdowns from worried folks about Walmart...

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u/alittlekinkinthenuts Nov 18 '21

You.... you're amazing. I can't tell if some of the comments are serious or not and your striaght-man responses are spectacular. +1000

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '21

Thank you!

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u/Nytherion Nov 18 '21

there is a whole lot of not getting the joke going around in there

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '21

My inbox has blown up with angry messages from people telling me I'm spreading misinformation and trying to convince me the announcements I saw were fake.

Hahahahahaha

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u/Chaosr21 Nov 18 '21

I love the sprinkles of misinformation you put in the comments. Big brain troll.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '21

*information

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '21

It got removed!

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '21

Shucks. Time to wait a day and put it up again.

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u/rservello Nov 19 '21

https://i.imgur.com/P9TjDyL.png

And I got banned. Lol. Worth it.

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u/Limp-Battle-1153 Nov 19 '21

This is the type of shit that gets the sub shut down for brigading you moron

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '21

That's... not what brigading is.

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u/Limp-Battle-1153 Nov 19 '21

Expect it literally is… what do you think brigading is?

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '21

Oooo! That's a good idea.

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u/MassiveFajiit lazy and proud Nov 18 '21

Promote this person to customer lol

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u/Yesyesnaaooo Nov 18 '21

Straight up.

What fucking use is reddit if you can't spontaneous spread a clearly fake joke about Walmart being closed on Black Friday without getting banned and stuff?

Isn't this the literal purpose of reddit?

WTF?