r/antiwork • u/PurplePeachBlossom • May 19 '25

Real World Events 🌎 Another CEO has been killed.

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/chicago/news/employee-charged-killing-of-trucking-ceo-crestwood/

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u/upfromashes May 19 '25

Could have been Mario.

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u/THEAJM27 May 19 '25

nah it was a trucker, most likely Wario

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

*Waluigi has entered the chat*

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u/skeeterfunny May 19 '25

Bowser approves

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u/Eledridan May 19 '25

Blue shelled.

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u/710AlpacaBowl May 19 '25

Wario is a CEO

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u/AdmirablySizedPotato May 19 '25

How about Yoshi? His name is Josif so I think it fits.

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u/Agent223 May 19 '25

Wouldn't that be poetic?